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  1. My MIL is a former farmgal. Her family had a huge spread of land
    and grew many different types of fruits and nuts throughout her
    lifetime. Being the oldest, she was privy to The Secret. She
    became as much the reason for her farm's success as her dad; she
    could get things to grow-and-produce where many others would fail.

    When she was old enough, she took advantage of getting married and
    moved off the farm and into the city. She never lost that magical
    green thumb, though, and it shows up every season around this time
    with a truly special golden globe that's sweet, succulent, and
    Spawn's favorite fruit.

    Spawn is The Climber. She morphs into a spider monkey every June
    and picks the fruit that is at the top of each tree. Her reward
    has always been a bag for her to nosh after each harvest.

    Since the fruit is an orangish color, Spawn's always referred to
    it as Golden Balls, but only to my MIL.

    Imagine my chagrin when we're both at the store this past week and
    she begins to animatedly point to the fruit display exclaiming,
    "Golden Balls! Golden Balls! Can we get some?"

    I looked over to where I thought she was pointing and saw "Naval
    Oranges," "Juice Oranges," "Pixies," and "White Nectarines."

    "We grow most of those already. Why do I want to buy them?"

    "No. No." she continued pointing.

    I looked again. Behind the Pixies was a much smaller "box" of
    apricots. I still didn't understand, and apparently my face showed
    this puzzlement so Spawn took me by the hand directly to what she
    was talking about.

    "Them!"

    The sign under the fruit read, "Blenheim."

    "Oh..."

    "Up. Please hold a bag. I'll pick."

    Yes ma'am.

    It's nice to know that she's been paying attention during each
    harvest. Those were some of the most delicious apricots I've had
    in a long time. We finished the 8-lb bag in two days.

    We're off to the farmers' markets today and tomorrow to load back
    up on spinach, peas, and, of course, apricots.

    The Ranger
    --
    Spawn is her own little girl. She knows what she likes and she
    knows that I'm not always going to be in agreance.

  2. In article <[email hidden]>,

    The Ranger said:

    My MIL is a former farmgal. Her family had a huge spread of land
    and grew many different types of fruits and nuts throughout her
    lifetime. Being the oldest, she was privy to The Secret. She
    became as much the reason for her farm's success as her dad; she
    could get things to grow-and-produce where many others would fail.

    When she was old enough, she took advantage of getting married and
    moved off the farm and into the city. She never lost that magical
    green thumb, though, and it shows up every season around this time
    with a truly special golden globe that's sweet, succulent, and
    Spawn's favorite fruit.

    Spawn is The Climber. She morphs into a spider monkey every June
    and picks the fruit that is at the top of each tree. Her reward
    has always been a bag for her to nosh after each harvest.

    Since the fruit is an orangish color, Spawn's always referred to
    it as Golden Balls, but only to my MIL.

    Imagine my chagrin when we're both at the store this past week and
    she begins to animatedly point to the fruit display exclaiming,
    "Golden Balls! Golden Balls! Can we get some?"

    I looked over to where I thought she was pointing and saw "Naval
    Oranges," "Juice Oranges," "Pixies," and "White Nectarines."

    "We grow most of those already. Why do I want to buy them?"

    "No. No." she continued pointing.

    I looked again. Behind the Pixies was a much smaller "box" of
    apricots. I still didn't understand, and apparently my face showed
    this puzzlement so Spawn took me by the hand directly to what she
    was talking about.

    "Them!"

    The sign under the fruit read, "Blenheim."

    "Oh..."

    "Up. Please hold a bag. I'll pick."

    Yes ma'am.

    It's nice to know that she's been paying attention during each
    harvest. Those were some of the most delicious apricots I've had
    in a long time. We finished the 8-lb bag in two days.

    We're off to the farmers' markets today and tomorrow to load back
    up on spinach, peas, and, of course, apricots.

    The Ranger
    --
    Spawn is her own little girl. She knows what she likes and she
    knows that I'm not always going to be in agreance.

    You don't post enough. :-) I always enjoy reading this stuff...
    --
    Peace, Om

    Remove _ to validate e-mails.

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a [censored]" -- Jack Nicholson

  3. The Ranger said:

    --
    Spawn is her own little girl. She knows what she likes and she
    knows that I'm not always going to be in agreance.

    She sounds like quite a character. (Takes after you, doesn't she?)
    How old is she now? I think she and my grandson should get together
    in about 20 years and produce the world's smartest, most obnoxious children.

    gloria p

  4. Puester <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    The Ranger said:

    Spawn is her own little girl. She knows what
    she likes and she knows that I'm not always
    going to be in agreance.


    She sounds like quite a character. (Takes after
    you, doesn't she?)

    Yes, she is "quite a character." And age is only making it more
    pronounced. (And no, she doesn't take after me! It's SWMBO that
    got that curse!)

    Quoted message said:

    How old is she now?

    8-soon-to-be-9-going-on-13.

    Quoted message said:

    I think she and my grandson should get together
    in about 20 years and produce the world's smartest,
    most obnoxious children.

    Negotiations (and bidding) for Spawn's hand in marriage are
    currently listed on Ebay.

    The Ranger

  5. In article <[email hidden]>,

    The Ranger said:

    My MIL is a former farmgal. Her family had a huge spread of land
    and grew many different types of fruits and nuts throughout her
    lifetime. Being the oldest, she was privy to The Secret. She
    became as much the reason for her farm's success as her dad; she
    could get things to grow-and-produce where many others would fail.

    When she was old enough, she took advantage of getting married and
    moved off the farm and into the city. She never lost that magical
    green thumb, though, and it shows up every season around this time
    with a truly special golden globe that's sweet, succulent, and
    Spawn's favorite fruit.

    Spawn is The Climber. She morphs into a spider monkey every June
    and picks the fruit that is at the top of each tree. Her reward
    has always been a bag for her to nosh after each harvest.

    Since the fruit is an orangish color, Spawn's always referred to
    it as Golden Balls, but only to my MIL.

    Imagine my chagrin when we're both at the store this past week and
    she begins to animatedly point to the fruit display exclaiming,
    "Golden Balls! Golden Balls! Can we get some?"

    I looked over to where I thought she was pointing and saw "Naval
    Oranges," "Juice Oranges," "Pixies," and "White Nectarines."

    "We grow most of those already. Why do I want to buy them?"

    "No. No." she continued pointing.

    I looked again. Behind the Pixies was a much smaller "box" of
    apricots. I still didn't understand, and apparently my face showed
    this puzzlement so Spawn took me by the hand directly to what she
    was talking about.

    "Them!"

    The sign under the fruit read, "Blenheim."

    "Oh..."

    "Up. Please hold a bag. I'll pick."

    Yes ma'am.

    It's nice to know that she's been paying attention during each
    harvest. Those were some of the most delicious apricots I've had
    in a long time. We finished the 8-lb bag in two days.

    We're off to the farmers' markets today and tomorrow to load back
    up on spinach, peas, and, of course, apricots.

    The Ranger
    --
    Spawn is her own little girl. She knows what she likes and she
    knows that I'm not always going to be in agreance.

    Dear Ranger,
    Just so you know ‹ I hate you.
    Love,
    Barb
    --
    -Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
    http://jamlady.eboard.com
    http://web.mac.com/barbschaller - blahblahblog - Orange Honey
    Garlic Chicken, 3-29-2007
    http://www.caringbridge.org/visit/amytaylor

  6. On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 10:36:16 -0500, Omelet <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,
    "The Ranger" <[email hidden]> wrote:

    hesitantly snipping great story.

    Quoted message said:


    You don't post enough. :-) I always enjoy reading this stuff...

    I'm going to jump in here and whole heartedly agree

    Koko
    ---
    http://www.kokoscorner.typepad.com
    updated 6/3

    "There is no love more sincere than the love of food"
    George Bernard Shaw

  7. Koko wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 10:36:16 -0500, Omelet [email hidden]

    Quoted message said:

    In article <[email hidden]>, "The Ranger"
    <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    You don't post enough. :-) I always enjoy reading this stuff...


    I'm going to jump in here and whole heartedly agree

    My ego (and id) thank you.

    I am devoting several "days" to compiling my latest stories and
    putting them out as quickly as possible. There were "issues" (time
    and time management) that prevented me from doing anything. But,
    now that I have time, I am dedicating some energy towards writing
    again.

    The Ranger

  8. Stara Baba <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...
    [snip]

    Quoted message said:

    Dear Ranger,
    Just so you know < I hate you.
    Love,
    Barb

    I know. I have that affect on people.
    I _really_ love to hate me, too. <G>
    Love (and kisses),
    The Ranger

  9. In article <[email hidden]>,

    The Ranger said:

    Koko wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 10:36:16 -0500, Omelet [email hidden]

    Quoted message said:

    In article <[email hidden]>, "The Ranger"
    <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    You don't post enough. :-) I always enjoy reading this stuff...


    I'm going to jump in here and whole heartedly agree

    My ego (and id) thank you.

    I am devoting several "days" to compiling my latest stories and
    putting them out as quickly as possible. There were "issues" (time
    and time management) that prevented me from doing anything. But,
    now that I have time, I am dedicating some energy towards writing
    again.

    The Ranger

    Thanks! :-)

    Have you ever considered publishing?

    "Adventures in Parenting".

    <G>
    --
    Peace, Om

    Remove _ to validate e-mails.

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a [censored]" -- Jack Nicholson

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