Cooking Steak on Third Rail

In nyc.transit Ken Papai said:

A friend of mine, who used to be a 'Mole Person' living 5 levels under Grand Central Station,
told me that a common technique for cooking steak was to place the steak on the third rail and
then [censored] on it.

Now that I think about it, I disbelieve what my friend told me, for one obvious reason. Where
would a 'Mole Person' come up with a steak?

Or the "pissing on the electric fence" aspect. ;-)

On 11 Sep 2003 00:16:50 -0700 [email hidden] (Ken Papai) wrote:

:>A friend of mine, who used to be a 'Mole Person' living 5 levels under Grand Central Station, told
:>me that a common technique for cooking steak was to place the steak on the third rail and then
:>[censored] on it.

:>Now that I think about it, I disbelieve what my friend told me, for one obvious reason. Where
:>would a 'Mole Person' come up with a steak?

Rat steak?

I hear that it tastes like chicken.

:>Has anybody else heard of this practice? I can find no mention of it in Jennifer Toth's book.

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A friend of mine, who used to be a 'Mole Person' living 5

levels under

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Grand Central Station, told me that a common technique for

cooking

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steak was to place the steak on the third rail and then [censored] on

it.

You and your friend must be far out ;O)

Vilco

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In nyc.transit Ken Papai said:

A friend of mine, who used to be a 'Mole Person' living 5 levels under Grand Central Station,
told me that a common technique for cooking steak was to place the steak on the third rail and
then [censored] on it.

Now that I think about it, I disbelieve what my friend told me, for one obvious reason. Where
would a 'Mole Person' come up with a steak?

Or the "pissing on the electric fence" aspect. ;-)

Ken Papai said:

A friend of mine, who used to be a 'Mole Person' living 5 levels under Grand Central Station, told
me that a common technique for cooking steak was to place the steak on the third rail and then
[censored] on it.

Now that I think about it, I disbelieve what my friend told me, for one obvious reason. Where
would a 'Mole Person' come up with a steak?

Has anybody else heard of this practice? I can find no mention of it in Jennifer Toth's book.

--Ken

Last person to [censored] on the third rail here in Chicago got fried himself.

Seems electricity follows the path of least resistance and the urine stream has very little
resistance. So the only thing your friend might have have was cooked tube steak! Pardon my pun.

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A friend of mine, who used to be a 'Mole Person' living 5 levels under Grand Central Station, told
me that a common technique for cooking steak was to place the steak on the third rail and then
[censored] on it.

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A friend of mine, who used to be a 'Mole Person' living 5 levels under Grand Central Station,
told me that a common technique for cooking steak was to place the steak on the third rail and
then [censored] on it.

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I guess they didn't see that Ren and Stimpy episode I saw.