Fit is what matters, so wear loose clothes.
--Qui si parla Campagnolo
A helmet is no defense against a hatchet.
--Frank Krygowski
The drowsiness afterward suggests lower tension.
--Carl Fogel
Tryptophan? I don't believe a word of it. They just eat too much.
--Jobst Brandt
I predict the price per pound will drop after November 23rd.
--Sheldon Brown
An ostrich would be more sensible.
--Chalo Colina
Thanks, but I'd rather have some pi.
--Joe Riel
Without the wishbone, the wings would be natural Power Cranks.
--Phil Holman
Any more of that squirrel-head stew?
--Mike Jacoubowsky
Who cares what the courts say? Gravy ought to be hot.
--Jay Beattie
A right wing, please.
--Mark Hickey
I suspect that the answer is white meat.
--Werehatrack
How do you know that part went over the fence last?
--John Forrest Tomlinson
materials are what matter--where's the stuffing?
--jim beam
They had bows and arrows, but no stringed instruments?
--RonSonic
Already? Yes, October 9th. So what? Pass the cranberries.
--Ryan Cousineau