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Quoted message said:Quoted message said:Quoted message said:Good riddance to bad rubbish.
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Quoted message said:Quoted message said:Can you define bad rubbish and show how person is it?
Ol' Raygun defined it very well in terms of himself. There
is no need to elaborate.
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We've got the kind of President who thinks that arms control
means some kind of deodorant.
- Pat Schroeder, on Ronald Reagan
The mad dog of the Middle East
- Ronald Reagan, on Colonel Gadaffi
Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression
is when you lose yours, and recovery is when Jimmy Carter
loses his.
- Ronald Reagan
The signs of the Vietnam War protestors said "Make Love not
War!" It didn't seem to me that they were capable of either.
- Ronald Reagan
We are especially not going to tolerate these attacks from
outlaw states run by the strangest collection of misfits,
Looney Tunes and squalid criminals since the advent of the
Third Reich.
- Ronald Reagan, on the hijacking of a US plane in 1985
I know for a fact that Mr Reagan is not clear about the
difference between the Medici and the Gucci. He knows that
Nancy wears one.
- Gore Vidal, on Ronald Reagan
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I
have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance
to the first.
- Ronald Reagan
A triumph of the embalmers art.
- Gore Vidal, on Ronald Reagan
He has a chance to make somebody move over on Mount
Rushmore. He's working for his place on the coins and the
postage stamps.
- Henry Graff, on Ronald Reagan
In a disastrous fire in President Reagan's library both
books were destroyed. And the real tragedy is that he hadn't
finished coloring one.
- Jonathan Hunt, on Ronald Reagan
In the heat of a political lifetime, he innocently squirrels
away tidbits of misinformation and then, sometimes years
later, casually drops them into his public discourse, like
gumballs in a quiche.
- Lucy Howard, on Ronald Reagan
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and
living in the White House. He makes a Macy's Thanksgiving
Day float look ridiculous. I think he's slowly but surely
regressing into movies again. In his mind he's looking at
dailies, playing dailies over and over.
- Robin Williams, on Ronald Reagan
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of
national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
- Ronald Reagan
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter, if he'd run
unopposed he would have lost.
- Mort Sahl, on Ronald Reagan
What makes him think a middle-aged actor, who's played with
a chimp, could have a future in politics?
- Ronald Reagan, on Clint Eastwood running for mayor of
Carmel
Compared to the Clintons, Reagan is living proof that
a Republican with half a brain is better than a
Democrat with two.
- P.J. O'Rourke, on Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan couldn't be here tonight, he's posing for the
cover of 'Guns and Ammo'.
- Johnny Carson, on Ronald Reagan
He doesn't die his hair - he's just prematurely orange.
- Gerald Ford, on Ronald Reagan
He doesn't die his hair, he bleaches his face.
- Johnny Carson, on Ronald Reagan
He has a chance to make somebody move over on Mount
Rushmore. He's working for his place on the coins and the
postage stamps.
- Henry Graff, on Ronald Reagan
I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country
what it once was... an arctic wilderness.
- Steve Martin, on Ronald Reagan
I think Nancy does most of his talking; you'll notice that
she never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
- Robin Williams, on Ronald Reagan
I hear Reagan sleeps a lot; I think its good that we have a
sleeping President - the more he sleeps, the safer we are.
- Arlo Guthrie, on Ronald Reagan
The youthful sparkle in his eyes is caused by his contact
lenses, which he keeps highly polished.
- Sheila Graham, on Ronald Reagan
My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed
legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins
in five minutes.
- Ronald Reagan, said during a radio microphone test, 1984
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are
many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always
write a book.
- Ronald Reagan
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a
big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility
at the other.
- Ronald Reagan
Washington could not tell a lie; Nixon could not tell the
truth; Reagan cannot tell the difference.
- Mort Sahl, on Ronald Reagan
"I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to
take care of itself."
"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of
national emergency — even if I'm in a Cabinet meeting."
"Well, I learned a lot....I went down to (Latin America) to
find out from them and (learn) their views. You'd be
surprised. They're all individual countries"
"My fellow Americans. I'm pleased to announce that I've
signed legislation outlawing the Soviet Union. We begin
bombing in five minutes." –joking during a mike check before
his Saturday radio broadcast
"I don't know. I've never played a governor." –asked by a
reporter in 1966 what kind of governor he would be
"Facts are stupid things." –at the 1988 Republican National
Convention, attempting to quote John Adams, who said, "Facts
are stubborn things"
"Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I
have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance
to the first."
"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles."
"All the waste in a year from a nuclear power plant can be
stored under a desk."
"They say hard work never hurt anybody, but I figure why
take the chance."
"There is absolutely no circumstance whatever under which I
would accept that spot. Even if they tied and gagged me, I
would find a way to signal by wiggling my ears." –on
possibly being offered the vice presidency in 1968
"You can tell a lot about a fella's character by whether he
picks out all of one color or just grabs a handful."
–explaining why he liked to have a jar of jelly beans on
hand for important meetings
"I hope you're all Republicans." -speaking to surgeons
as he entered the operating room following his
assassination attempt
"I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue
of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political
purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience." -during a
1984 presidential debate with Walter Mondale
"The state of California has no business subsidizing
intellectual curiosity." –responding to student protests on
college campuses during his tenure as California governor
"Approximately 80 percent of our air pollution stems from
hydrocarbons released by vegetation, so let's not go
overboard in setting and enforcing tough emission standards
from man-made sources."
"Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression
is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter
loses his."
"We are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think
we're going to succeed."
"As a matter of fact, Nancy never had any interest in
politics or anything else when we got married."
"I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already
been born."
"I'm afraid I can't use a mule. I have several hundred up on
Capitol Hill." –refusing a gift of a mule
"What we have found in this country, and maybe we're more
aware of it now, is one problem that we've had, even in the
best of times, and that is the people who are sleeping on
the grates, the homeless who are homeless, you might say,
by choice."
"How are you, Mr. Mayor? I'm glad to meet you. How are
things in your city?" –greeting Samual Pierce, his secretary
of Housing and Urban Development, during a White House
reception for mayors
"My name is Ronald Reagan. What's yours?" –introducing
himself after delivering a prep school commencement address.
The individual responded, "I'm your son, Mike," to which
Reagan replied, "Oh, I didn't recognize you."
"Politics is just like show business. You have a hell
of an opening, you coast for awhile, you have a hell of
a closing."
"What does an actor know about politics?" –criticizing Ed
Asner for opposing American foreign policy
"What makes him think a middle-aged actor, who's played with
a chimp, could have a future in politics?" -on Clint
Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel
"How can a president not be an actor?" -when asked "How
could an actor become president?'
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