Commentators obsessed with Lance's smile

"max taylor" <m@t> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

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What's up with that? The OLN guys were almost orgasming
over Lance. "Look at that smile" repeated a few times,
then the slo-mo shots of Lance's face. Then the guy
interviewing Sheryl Crow talks about Lance's smile. Ugh.
Makes me want to vomit. And earlier they were orgasming
about the "perfection" of the Postal team's line. Do the
commentators all line up like that to give Lance blow jobs
after he races? It's like no one else in the race even
exists. I know Lance is going for 6, but there must be
other stories as well. Is the European coverage more

balanced?

I'd expect that the Euro coverage IS more balanced. Like
you, I hope so. But OLN is catering to the US market and in
the US, the TdF is the only bike race and Lance is the only
rider as far as most are concerned.

Bob C.

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"max taylor" <m@t> wrote in message
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What's up with that? The OLN guys were almost orgasming
over Lance. "Look at that smile" repeated a few times,
then the slo-mo shots of Lance's face. Then the guy
interviewing Sheryl Crow talks about Lance's smile. Ugh.
Makes me want to vomit. And earlier they were orgasming
about the "perfection" of the Postal team's line. Do the
commentators all line up like that to give Lance blow
jobs after he races? It's like no one else in the race
even exists. I know Lance is going for 6, but there must
be other stories as well. Is the European coverage more

balanced?

I'd expect that the Euro coverage IS more balanced. Like
you, I hope so. But OLN is catering to the US market and
in the US, the TdF is the only

bike

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race and Lance is the only rider as far as most are
concerned.

Bob C.

It is the Only Lance Network. I find it helps to just mute
the sound, do some drugs and watch the racing. ;-)

max taylor m@t said:

Do the commentators all line up like that to give Lance
blow jobs after he races?

If you subscribe to the Sean Kelly school of stage race
celibacy then this would be a sure sign that he won't win
this year.

Bob Schwartz [email hidden]

max taylor said:

What's up with that? The OLN guys were almost orgasming
over Lance. "Look at that smile" repeated a few times,
then the slo-mo shots of Lance's face. Then the guy
interviewing Sheryl Crow talks about Lance's smile. Ugh.
Makes me want to vomit. And earlier they were orgasming
about the "perfection" of the Postal team's line. Do the
commentators all line up like that to give Lance blow jobs
after he races? It's like no one else in the race even
exists. I know Lance is going for 6, but there must be
other stories as well. Is the European coverage more
balanced?

Jeez, verbifying a noun again... And what's wrong
with a nice smile, anyway?

Steve

max taylor said:

What's up with that? The OLN guys were almost orgasming
over Lance. "Look at that smile" repeated a few times,
then the slo-mo shots of Lance's face. Then the guy
interviewing Sheryl Crow talks about Lance's smile. Ugh.
Makes me want to vomit. And earlier they were orgasming
about the "perfection" of the Postal team's line. Do the
commentators all line up like that to give Lance blow jobs
after he races? It's like no one else in the race even
exists. I know Lance is going for 6, but there must be
other stories as well. Is the European coverage more
balanced?

Believe it or not, it's not much better in france. All they
talked about also was how much he was smiling. They're also
showing the lance chronicles now.

What's the matter ?? Are you a little upset with Lance ?? Too bad for you.
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max taylor said:

What's up with that? The OLN guys were almost orgasming
over Lance. "Look at that smile" repeated a few times,
then the slo-mo shots of Lance's face. Then the guy
interviewing Sheryl Crow talks about Lance's smile. Ugh.
Makes me want to vomit. And earlier they were orgasming
about the "perfection" of the Postal team's line. Do the
commentators all line up like that to give Lance blow
jobs after he races? It's like no one else in the race
even exists. I know Lance is going for 6, but there must
be other stories as well. Is the European coverage more
balanced?

Believe it or not, it's not much better in france. All
they talked about also was how much he was smiling.
They're also showing the lance

chronicles

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now.

max taylor said:

And earlier they were orgasming about the "perfection" of
the Postal team's line.

I liked how either P or P said that all the USPS riders
were taking their pulls, AS #3 skips his pull towards the
end of the ride.

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a fruitless hunt for a securely entrenched dictator and condemning
them to fight in what would be an unwinnable urban guerilla war, it
could only plunge that part of the world into ever greater
instability." George Bush Sr. in his 1998 book "A World Transformed"

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Do the commentators all line up like that to give Lance
blow jobs after he races?

Bob roll is always first but Lance does not like it because
he use his hands too much!

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What's the matter ?? Are you a little upset with Lance ??
Too bad for

you.

In all seriousness, I've found the French, in general, to
very much like Lance. It's not as if they have any great
French cyclists to be cheering on at the moment, and, let's
face it, if Lance's greatest crime is to focus 100% on a
single bike race, and that bike race happens to be the Tour
de FRANCE...

However, if the French are going to be subject to repeated
reruns of some of the more insipid episodes of the Lance
Chronicles... well, maybe we can get together with them and
blame Canada!

--Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
www.ChainReactionBicycles.com

Hank Sniadoch said:

What's the matter ?? Are you a little upset with Lance ??
Too bad for you. "trg" <[email hidden]>
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max taylor said:

What's up with that? The OLN guys were almost orgasming
over Lance. "Look at that smile" repeated a few times,
then the slo-mo shots of Lance's face. Then the guy
interviewing Sheryl Crow talks about Lance's smile. Ugh.
Makes me want to vomit. And earlier they were orgasming
about the "perfection" of the Postal team's line. Do the
commentators all line up like that to give Lance blow
jobs after he races? It's like no one else in the race
even exists. I know Lance is going for 6, but there must
be other stories as well. Is the European coverage more
balanced?

Believe it or not, it's not much better in france. All
they talked about also was how much he was smiling.
They're also showing the lance chronicles now.

WTF? I happen to like and respect Lance very much. This will
be the sixth straight year that I'll be be cheering him on
on the Champs Elysees. As far as I'm concerned he can keep
winning the tour as long as he wants to ride.

However, there's more to bike racing and the TdF than Ms.
Crow and Peet's coffee. I guess, that is unless you're a
fawning top-posting newbie.

max taylor said:

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Do the commentators all line up like that to give Lance
blow jobs after he races?

Bob Schwartz said:

If you subscribe to the Sean Kelly school of stage race
celibacy then this would be a sure sign that he won't win
this year.

Blow jobs don't count. Ask Bill Clinton.

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"max taylor" <m@t> wrote in message
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What's up with that? The OLN guys were almost orgasming
over Lance. "Look at that smile" repeated a few times,
then the slo-mo shots of Lance's face. Then the guy
interviewing Sheryl Crow talks about Lance's smile. Ugh.
Makes me want to vomit. And earlier they were orgasming
about the "perfection" of the Postal team's line. Do the
commentators all line up like that to give Lance blow
jobs after he races? It's like no one else in the race
even exists. I know Lance is going for 6, but there must
be other stories as well. Is the European coverage more

balanced?

I'd expect that the Euro coverage IS more balanced. Like
you, I hope so. But OLN is catering to the US market and
in the US, the TdF is the only bike race and Lance is the
only rider as far as most are concerned.

Bob C.

Hey, I've been taking every opportunity over the years to
draw people into the sport. Even hanging around the pub last
night after trivia and explaining Team Time Trialing to
onlookers.

Are you doing your part for a world that doesn't require
dumbing down the sport commentary?

It is good to see Lance smile, so much of the time he
looks so dour.

"max taylor" <m@t> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

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What's up with that? The OLN guys were almost orgasming
over Lance. "Look at that smile" repeated a few times,
then the slo-mo shots of Lance's face. Then the guy
interviewing Sheryl Crow talks about Lance's smile. Ugh.
Makes me want to vomit. And earlier they were orgasming
about the "perfection" of the Postal team's line. Do the
commentators all line up like that to give Lance blow jobs
after he races? It's like no one else in the race even
exists. I know Lance is going for 6, but there must be
other stories as well. Is the European coverage more
balanced?

It was a pretty fantastic smile. Even I was touched.

-Sonarrat.

"max taylor" <m@t> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

What's up with that? The OLN guys were almost orgasming
over Lance. "Look at that smile" repeated a few times,
then the slo-mo shots of Lance's face. Then the guy
interviewing Sheryl Crow talks about Lance's smile. Ugh.
Makes me want to vomit. And earlier they were orgasming
about the "perfection" of the Postal team's line. Do the
commentators all line up like that to give Lance blow jobs
after he races? It's like no one else in the race even
exists. I know Lance is going for 6, but there must be
other stories as well. Is the European coverage more

balanced?

Phil & Paul are catering to the Anglo Saxon Empire...
including their homeland, the US and Aussieland

Dave