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In article <[email hidden]>,

(Ubiquitous) said:

Cottage Chic

Sandra breaks out her slow cooker for some fantastic recipes.

Any predictions? Concoctions containing cottage cheese? A crappy
rustic tablescape? And what's with the vague descriptions anyhow?

"Cottage Chic" (2007) Spicy cashew dip; pork chops;
strawberry and blueberry compote over lemon tartlets.

A few months ago, Safeway had so many different slow cooker products in
the freezer section I actually considered getting one.

Now, they're almost all gone. Looks like the wave has crested.

BTW, you MUST check out today's horrific offering. Notice she puts the
raw pork dumplings on the same plate she puts the semi cooked pork
dumplings on later . . .

Anim8rFSK said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

(Ubiquitous) said:

Cottage Chic

Sandra breaks out her slow cooker for some fantastic recipes.

Any predictions? Concoctions containing cottage cheese? A crappy
rustic tablescape? And what's with the vague descriptions anyhow?

"Cottage Chic" (2007) Spicy cashew dip; pork chops;
strawberry and blueberry compote over lemon tartlets.

A few months ago, Safeway had so many different slow cooker products in
the freezer section I actually considered getting one.

Now, they're almost all gone. Looks like the wave has crested.

BTW, you MUST check out today's horrific offering. Notice she puts the
raw pork dumplings on the same plate she puts the semi cooked pork
dumplings on later . . .

I missed Saturday's thrilling episode, coming in at the end and seeing
just enough to notice that Sandra and her surroundings were both
outrageously pink. Is this the one you're talking about?

30 Minute Meals was on right after that, and RayRay seems to have had
her make up sprayed on a little too thick -- and dark. I had the same
opinion about both shows: did the Food Network have a local mortuary
doing their makeup that day?

<their color was bad enough that I despaired for my television set,
until other channels proved to be fine>

In article <[email hidden]>,

Pennyaline said:

Anim8rFSK said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

(Ubiquitous) said:

Cottage Chic

Sandra breaks out her slow cooker for some fantastic recipes.

Any predictions? Concoctions containing cottage cheese? A crappy
rustic tablescape? And what's with the vague descriptions anyhow?

"Cottage Chic" (2007) Spicy cashew dip; pork chops;
strawberry and blueberry compote over lemon tartlets.

A few months ago, Safeway had so many different slow cooker products in
the freezer section I actually considered getting one.

Now, they're almost all gone. Looks like the wave has crested.

BTW, you MUST check out today's horrific offering. Notice she puts the
raw pork dumplings on the same plate she puts the semi cooked pork
dumplings on later . . .

I missed Saturday's thrilling episode, coming in at the end and seeing
just enough to notice that Sandra and her surroundings were both
outrageously pink. Is this the one you're talking about?

yeah, but you had to see her cook. She cooked in a wildly colored
outfit with huge saggy sleeves that matche her tablescape, a fire hazard
at every corner, and then changed into a more subdued outfit for the
tablescape. Clearly they got the outfits reversed.

Quoted message said:

30 Minute Meals was on right after that, and RayRay seems to have had
her make up sprayed on a little too thick -- and dark. I had the same
opinion about both shows: did the Food Network have a local mortuary
doing their makeup that day?

Sandra's show looks like that now. They're processing the image like
crazy.

Quoted message said:

<their color was bad enough that I despaired for my television set,
until other channels proved to be fine>

[email hidden] says...

Quoted message said:

A few months ago, Safeway had so many different slow cooker products in
the freezer section I actually considered getting one.

Now, they're almost all gone. Looks like the wave has crested.

They probably were bought up by the people whose cookers exploded when they
didn't heed SLops advice about putting food inTO a cold cooker.

In article <[email hidden]>,

Ubiquitous said:

[email hidden] says...

Quoted message said:

A few months ago, Safeway had so many different slow cooker products in
the freezer section I actually considered getting one.

Now, they're almost all gone. Looks like the wave has crested.

They probably were bought up by the people whose cookers exploded when they
didn't heed SLops advice about putting food inTO a cold cooker.

LOL, yeah, those exploding cookers probably narrowed the market
potential.

Killed more people than Pintos.

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