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  1. Cattle guards can be tricky to ride over, not this one. Cheers😎

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  2. 😄 Yeah the cows are so stupid they wont cross the lines,they dont know
    the difference.

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  3. wait do the lines on the road keep the cows from crossing?

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  4. yep.

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  5. CRAZY legs said:

    *wait do the lines on the road keep the cows from crossing? *

    Usually they use grates, there is no place solid for the cows to step,
    so they won't cross. I guess the lines give the same effect.

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  6. bugman said:

    *Usually they use grates, there is no place solid for the cows to
    step, so they won't cross. I guess the lines give the same effect. *

    Yeah.They WILL not cross those lines.

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  7. I rode across two of these on my ride last Saturday, and have seen them
    used for quite a few years now.

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  8. And this week's award for Thread With The Best Country-Western Band Name
    goes to... "Colorado Cattle Guard."

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  9. This is a zebra crossing for cars!

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  10. This is a zebra crossing for cars!

    [Reposted directly on the forum; the gateway doesn't seem to work
    correctly.]

    Klaas Bil

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  11. aspenmike said:

    *I rode across two of these on my ride last Saturday, and have seen
    them used for quite a few years now. *

    I can't seem to get over those painted cattle guards. I think they're
    spaced too wide. Maybe I could make it if the paint lines were thinner
    and the spacing not so great.

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  12. Klaas Bil said:

    *This is a zebra crossing for cars!

    [Reposted directly on the forum; the gateway doesn't seem to work
    correctly.]

    Klaas Bil *

    The lines don't work for zebras; they just jump right over them.

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  13. Awesome avatar Weeble!

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  14. harper said:

    *I can't seem to get over those painted cattle guards. I think they're
    spaced too wide. Maybe I could make it if the paint lines were thinner
    and the spacing not so great. *

    It's easier if you approach them from an angle. Not sure the best
    angle, next time I cross one I'll get out the protractor.

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  15. evil-nick said:

    *Awesome avatar Weeble! *

    Thanks go to john_childs, for posting the link to the South Park Studio
    a week or so ago...

    http://www.planearium2.de/flash/sp-studio-e.html

    One can tell how much time I have on my hands these days, heh...

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  16. harper said:

    *I can't seem to get over those painted cattle guards. I think they're
    spaced too wide. Maybe I could make it if the paint lines were thinner
    and the spacing not so great. *

    Harper, think man. You're a scientist...I can't believe you missed the
    easy solution I found. When I ride now, I bring a small can of white
    spray paint with me, packed in with my tools and can of "fix a flat".
    Then when I get to one of those cattle guards, I can just dismount,
    spray a little foot-wide bridge across the rails, enjoy a Clif Bar and
    some water while the paint dries, then mount up and ride safely
    across.

    This is much easier than with the old-style metal ones. I was forever
    carrying a pack full of sheet metal and an oxyacetylene torch. Got a
    little heavy on the longer rides.

    TB

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  17. weeble said:

    The lines don't work for zebras; they just jump right over them.

    I missed a 🙂 in your response so let me ask: what do you call the
    black and white stripes painted on the road (actually only the white
    is painted), intended as pedestrian safe road crossing places?

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  18. Klaas Bil said:
    *On Wed said:

    The lines don't work for zebras; they just jump right over them.

    I missed a 🙂 in your response so let me ask: what do you call the
    black and white stripes painted on the road (actually only the white
    is painted), intended as pedestrian safe road crossing places?

    Klaas Bil - Newsgroup Addict*

    In the US, the most common way to mark what we call a "crosswalk" is
    with two parallel white lines between which the pedestrian is supposed
    to walk. Various ladder-like figures are used also, though not nearly as
    much. I've never seen a crosswalk painted like the thing that started
    this thread (though this doesn't mean that such things don't exist), and
    on a rural road in Colorado you would probably be more likely to see a
    real live zebra than a crosswalk of any sort.

    Here is a page with good pictures of some crosswalk types in New York
    City:

    http://tinyurl.com/bv3jg

    That site uses the term "zebra crossing," but that type of crosswalk
    isn't seen often enough for the term to be a part of our common dialect,
    at least not here in the midwest. Maybe it's an east-coast thing, or
    Department-Of-Transportation-speak. I suppose the use of the word
    "platoon" to describe a group of people attempting to cross the street
    says something about the grim plight of pedestrians in our cities.

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  19. what if a uber thinking Bovine figures that out? then there will be a
    huge pile up in the real grates.

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  20. weeble said:

    *That site uses the term "zebra crossing," but that type of crosswalk
    isn't seen often enough for the term to be a part of our common
    dialect, at least not here in the midwest.*


    I'm from Europe (the midwest, too, BTW), where zebra crossings are very
    common. You must know the uber-wellknown cover photo of the Beatles
    album Abbey Road (that's in London, UK), right? In Dutch, such a
    crossing is called a "zebrapad" or "zebra" for short. The origin of the
    name is of course clear, but since the word is mostly used to refer to
    the crossing, I guess some children may think that the animal is named
    after the type of crossing!

    Klaas Bil

    P.S. LOL about Jagur's grating remark.

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