College Degree for Brinks

David said:

Will - seems like a genuine offer and
you can finally get that degree!

Just a phone call - 206-9840021

Choose from BA Bsc MA MBA PhD

Within 2 weeks No study required
Lower intellects catered for.

Now, when you lecture the medical profession and
someone asks you, you don't have to mumble something
about being self taught and being embarassed.

Brink already has his BA (Bad Attitude), Bsc (Balding short crybaby),
and his PhD (Poor height Development), but, hey, guess an MA and an MBA
couldn't hurt.

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/

"Curt James" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

David said:

Will - seems like a genuine offer and
you can finally get that degree!

Just a phone call - 206-9840021

Choose from BA Bsc MA MBA PhD

Within 2 weeks No study required
Lower intellects catered for.

Now, when you lecture the medical profession and
someone asks you, you don't have to mumble something
about being self taught and being embarassed.

Brink already has his BA (Bad Attitude), Bsc (Balding short crybaby),
and his PhD (Poor height Development), but, hey, guess an MA and an MBA
couldn't hurt.

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/

Not sure how an MA (Mostly Acrimonious) or an MBA (Mainly Butt Absorbed) can
help him. However the other degrees would be very appropriate - he would be
supremely qualified for his BA and PhD - be the best 50 bucks he ever spent

Curt James said:

David said:

Will - seems like a genuine offer and
you can finally get that degree!

Just a phone call - 206-9840021

Choose from BA Bsc MA MBA PhD

Within 2 weeks No study required
Lower intellects catered for.

Now, when you lecture the medical profession and
someone asks you, you don't have to mumble something
about being self taught and being embarassed.

Brink already has his BA (Bad Attitude), Bsc (Balding short crybaby),
and his PhD (Poor height Development), but, hey, guess an MA and an MBA
couldn't hurt.

Maybe you could help him prepare for the GMAT (Goofy Motorcyclist Art
Teacher).
--

JMW
http://www.rustyiron.net

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Quoted message said:

Curt James said:

David said:

Will - seems like a genuine offer and
you can finally get that degree!

Just a phone call - 206-9840021

Choose from BA Bsc MA MBA PhD

Within 2 weeks No study required
Lower intellects catered for.

Now, when you lecture the medical profession and
someone asks you, you don't have to mumble something
about being self taught and being embarassed.

Brink already has his BA (Bad Attitude), Bsc (Balding short crybaby),
and his PhD (Poor height Development), but, hey, guess an MA and an MBA
couldn't hurt.

Maybe you could help him prepare for the GMAT (Goofy Motorcyclist Art
Teacher).
--

JMW
http://www.rustyiron.net

Brinks would have to modify the bile so his feet could reach the pedals
while his head could just poke over the handle bars

On Sun, 19 Jun 2005 01:12:23 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Will - seems like a genuine offer and you can finally get that degree!

Just a phone call - 206-9840021

Choose from BA Bsc MA MBA PhD

Within 2 weeks
No study required
Lower intellects catered for.

Now, when you lecture the medical profession and someone asks you, you don't
have to mumble something about being self taught and being embarassed.

You're welcome!

I wonder if Will realises what a true chum you really are?

This could be his salvation, giving him that precious piece of paper
he so obviously desperately wants, in order to answer his many critics
and detractors concerning his lack of credentials.

However, I like Will just the way he is. I have nothing against
self-made people per se, it's just that Will might perhaps have made
himself a little bigger, given himself a much nicer personality and
added a few more grey cells!!

Hope you had a great weekend David - I'm just about to get stuck in to
Sunday!! ;o)

JMW said:

"Curt James" <[email hidden]> wrSNIP

Quoted message said:

Brink already has his BA (Bad Attitude),
Bsc (Balding short crybaby), and his PhD
(Poor height Development), but, hey, SNIP

Maybe you could help him prepare for the
GMAT (Goofy Motorcyclist Art Teacher).

That's the spirit! I like your style, John.

I'll get him going on his GMAT if you'll help him with the LSAT (Left
Sofa Actively Training).

Or how about (formerly) Lethargic Sofa-Attached Tubber? Nah. That
hyphen just butchers it. You win this time, Williams, but I'll be back!
<g>

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/

On Sun, 19 Jun 2005 07:36:16 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

"Curt James" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

David said:

Will - seems like a genuine offer and
you can finally get that degree!

Just a phone call - 206-9840021

Choose from BA Bsc MA MBA PhD

Within 2 weeks No study required
Lower intellects catered for.

Now, when you lecture the medical profession and
someone asks you, you don't have to mumble something
about being self taught and being embarassed.

Brink already has his BA (Bad Attitude), Bsc (Balding short crybaby),
and his PhD (Poor height Development), but, hey, guess an MA and an MBA
couldn't hurt.

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/

Not sure how an MA (Mostly Acrimonious) or an MBA (Mainly Butt Absorbed) can
help him. However the other degrees would be very appropriate - he would be
supremely qualified for his BA and PhD - be the best 50 bucks he ever spent

That represents a whole weeks wages after tax!! ;o)

HAGS!!

JMW said:

Curt James said:

David said:

Will - seems like a genuine offer and
you can finally get that degree!

Just a phone call - 206-9840021

Choose from BA Bsc MA MBA PhD

Within 2 weeks No study required
Lower intellects catered for.

Now, when you lecture the medical profession and
someone asks you, you don't have to mumble something
about being self taught and being embarassed.

Brink already has his BA (Bad Attitude), Bsc (Balding short crybaby),
and his PhD (Poor height Development), but, hey, guess an MA and an MBA
couldn't hurt.

Maybe you could help him prepare for the GMAT (Goofy Motorcyclist Art
Teacher).

How about a BTIL (Bald Trolling Inadequate Lawyer)? ;o)

This is a great game for a Sunday morning, go on John give it hell!!
;o)

Have a great Sunday old chap - you know I will!! ;o)

"Charles" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

On Sun, 19 Jun 2005 01:12:23 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Will - seems like a genuine offer and you can finally get that degree!

Just a phone call - 206-9840021

Choose from BA Bsc MA MBA PhD

Within 2 weeks
No study required
Lower intellects catered for.

Now, when you lecture the medical profession and someone asks you, you

don't

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

have to mumble something about being self taught and being embarassed.

You're welcome!

I wonder if Will realises what a true chum you really are?

This could be his salvation, giving him that precious piece of paper
he so obviously desperately wants, in order to answer his many critics
and detractors concerning his lack of credentials.

However, I like Will just the way he is. I have nothing against
self-made people per se, it's just that Will might perhaps have made
himself a little bigger, given himself a much nicer personality and
added a few more grey cells!!

Hope you had a great weekend David - I'm just about to get stuck in to
Sunday!! ;o)

I know his 'old prof' will be surprised when he gets that bit of paper - you
know he was voted "man most likely to end up in a trailer park"
-good to see you Charles!

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On Sun, 19 Jun 2005 07:36:16 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

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"Curt James" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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David wrote:
> Will - seems like a genuine offer and
> you can finally get that degree!
>
> Just a phone call - 206-9840021
>
> Choose from BA Bsc MA MBA PhD
>
> Within 2 weeks No study required
> Lower intellects catered for.
>
> Now, when you lecture the medical profession and
> someone asks you, you don't have to mumble something
> about being self taught and being embarassed.

Brink already has his BA (Bad Attitude), Bsc (Balding short crybaby),
and his PhD (Poor height Development), but, hey, guess an MA and an MBA
couldn't hurt.

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/

Not sure how an MA (Mostly Acrimonious) or an MBA (Mainly Butt Absorbed)

can

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help him. However the other degrees would be very appropriate - he would

be

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supremely qualified for his BA and PhD - be the best 50 bucks he ever

spent

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That represents a whole weeks wages after tax!! ;o)

HAGS!!

He would make at least that in a good week. (of course he doesn;t pay tax as
he earns below the taxable threshold)

On Sun, 19 Jun 2005 08:53:55 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

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"Charles" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

On Sun, 19 Jun 2005 01:12:23 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Will - seems like a genuine offer and you can finally get that degree!

Just a phone call - 206-9840021

Choose from BA Bsc MA MBA PhD

Within 2 weeks
No study required
Lower intellects catered for.

Now, when you lecture the medical profession and someone asks you, you

don't

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

have to mumble something about being self taught and being embarassed.

You're welcome!

I wonder if Will realises what a true chum you really are?

This could be his salvation, giving him that precious piece of paper
he so obviously desperately wants, in order to answer his many critics
and detractors concerning his lack of credentials.

However, I like Will just the way he is. I have nothing against
self-made people per se, it's just that Will might perhaps have made
himself a little bigger, given himself a much nicer personality and
added a few more grey cells!!

Hope you had a great weekend David - I'm just about to get stuck in to
Sunday!! ;o)

I know his 'old prof' will be surprised when he gets that bit of paper - you
know he was voted "man most likely to end up in a trailer park"
-good to see you Charles!

In fairness that trailer of his is quite a nice one, if you remember
the photo's he posted here some time ago. It has had a number of bits
tagged on to the original trailer and the wheels have been blocked in.

He also has a converted round cattle feeder which he has water-proofed
and now uses as a bath. It is outside and somewhat Spartan in the
winter, but Will is really delighted with it!!

I thought his little collection of modest wines were so typical of him
and very touching, bless him.

Nice to see you too mate!! ;o)

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On Sun, 19 Jun 2005 08:53:55 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

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"Charles" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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On Sun, 19 Jun 2005 01:12:23 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>
wrote:

>Will - seems like a genuine offer and you can finally get that degree!
>
>Just a phone call - 206-9840021
>
>Choose from BA Bsc MA MBA PhD
>
>Within 2 weeks
>No study required
>Lower intellects catered for.
>
>Now, when you lecture the medical profession and someone asks you, you

don't

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>have to mumble something about being self taught and being embarassed.
>
>You're welcome!

I wonder if Will realises what a true chum you really are?

This could be his salvation, giving him that precious piece of paper
he so obviously desperately wants, in order to answer his many critics
and detractors concerning his lack of credentials.

However, I like Will just the way he is. I have nothing against
self-made people per se, it's just that Will might perhaps have made
himself a little bigger, given himself a much nicer personality and
added a few more grey cells!!

Hope you had a great weekend David - I'm just about to get stuck in to
Sunday!! ;o)

I know his 'old prof' will be surprised when he gets that bit of paper -

you

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know he was voted "man most likely to end up in a trailer park"
-good to see you Charles!

In fairness that trailer of his is quite a nice one, if you remember
the photo's he posted here some time ago. It has had a number of bits
tagged on to the original trailer and the wheels have been blocked in.

He also has a converted round cattle feeder which he has water-proofed
and now uses as a bath. It is outside and somewhat Spartan in the
winter, but Will is really delighted with it!!

I thought his little collection of modest wines were so typical of him
and very touching, bless him.

Nice to see you too mate!! ;o)

True, the appointments on that little trailer were not lost on me. I think
he said he shared it with his Mom (who did a great job of decorating in her
sober moments). Didn;t realize he used that cattle feeder has a bath - then
what was that large pail in the corner for?
HAGS Charles!

"Curt James" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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JMW said:

"Curt James" <[email hidden]> wrSNIP

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Brink already has his BA (Bad Attitude),
Bsc (Balding short crybaby), and his PhD
(Poor height Development), but, hey, SNIP

Maybe you could help him prepare for the
GMAT (Goofy Motorcyclist Art Teacher).

That's the spirit! I like your style, John.

I'll get him going on his GMAT if you'll help him with the LSAT (Left
Sofa Actively Training).

Or how about (formerly) Lethargic Sofa-Attached Tubber? Nah. That
hyphen just butchers it. You win this time, Williams, but I'll be back!
<g>

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/

No, Curt - you won. You started a whole new genre here.

On Sun, 19 Jun 2005 09:01:52 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

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"Charles" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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JMW said:

"Curt James" <[email hidden]> wrote:
>David wrote:
>> Will - seems like a genuine offer and
>> you can finally get that degree!
>>
>> Just a phone call - 206-9840021
>>
>> Choose from BA Bsc MA MBA PhD
>>
>> Within 2 weeks No study required
>> Lower intellects catered for.
>>
>> Now, when you lecture the medical profession and
>> someone asks you, you don't have to mumble something
>> about being self taught and being embarassed.
>
>Brink already has his BA (Bad Attitude), Bsc (Balding short crybaby),
>and his PhD (Poor height Development), but, hey, guess an MA and an MBA
>couldn't hurt.

Maybe you could help him prepare for the GMAT (Goofy Motorcyclist Art
Teacher).

How about a BTIL (Bald Trolling Inadequate Lawyer)? ;o)

This is a great game for a Sunday morning, go on John give it hell!!
;o)

Have a great Sunday old chap - you know I will!! ;o)

You may not have heard Charles but that course was dropped for lack of
interest - only one [censored] showed up (not JMW of course!)

I believe that JMW is the only graduate and alumni of that particular
correspondence course!! ;o)

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On Sun, 19 Jun 2005 09:01:52 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

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"Charles" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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On Sun, 19 Jun 2005 03:45:29 -0400, JMW <[email hidden]> wrote:

>"Curt James" <[email hidden]> wrote:
>>David wrote:
>>> Will - seems like a genuine offer and
>>> you can finally get that degree!
>>>
>>> Just a phone call - 206-9840021
>>>
>>> Choose from BA Bsc MA MBA PhD
>>>
>>> Within 2 weeks No study required
>>> Lower intellects catered for.
>>>
>>> Now, when you lecture the medical profession and
>>> someone asks you, you don't have to mumble something
>>> about being self taught and being embarassed.
>>
>>Brink already has his BA (Bad Attitude), Bsc (Balding short crybaby),
>>and his PhD (Poor height Development), but, hey, guess an MA and an

MBA

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>>couldn't hurt.
>
>Maybe you could help him prepare for the GMAT (Goofy Motorcyclist Art
>Teacher).

How about a BTIL (Bald Trolling Inadequate Lawyer)? ;o)

This is a great game for a Sunday morning, go on John give it hell!!
;o)

Have a great Sunday old chap - you know I will!! ;o)

You may not have heard Charles but that course was dropped for lack of
interest - only one [censored] showed up (not JMW of course!)

I believe that JMW is the only graduate and alumni of that particular
correspondence course!! ;o)

In fact I heard that he was dux of his class in that year

On Sun, 19 Jun 2005 09:10:56 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

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"Charles" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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On Sun, 19 Jun 2005 08:53:55 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

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"Charles" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
> On Sun, 19 Jun 2005 01:12:23 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>
> wrote:
>
> >Will - seems like a genuine offer and you can finally get that degree!
> >
> >Just a phone call - 206-9840021
> >
> >Choose from BA Bsc MA MBA PhD
> >
> >Within 2 weeks
> >No study required
> >Lower intellects catered for.
> >
> >Now, when you lecture the medical profession and someone asks you, you
don't
> >have to mumble something about being self taught and being embarassed.
> >
> >You're welcome!
>
> I wonder if Will realises what a true chum you really are?
>
> This could be his salvation, giving him that precious piece of paper
> he so obviously desperately wants, in order to answer his many critics
> and detractors concerning his lack of credentials.
>
> However, I like Will just the way he is. I have nothing against
> self-made people per se, it's just that Will might perhaps have made
> himself a little bigger, given himself a much nicer personality and
> added a few more grey cells!!
>
> Hope you had a great weekend David - I'm just about to get stuck in to
> Sunday!! ;o)

I know his 'old prof' will be surprised when he gets that bit of paper -

you

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know he was voted "man most likely to end up in a trailer park"
-good to see you Charles!

In fairness that trailer of his is quite a nice one, if you remember
the photo's he posted here some time ago. It has had a number of bits
tagged on to the original trailer and the wheels have been blocked in.

He also has a converted round cattle feeder which he has water-proofed
and now uses as a bath. It is outside and somewhat Spartan in the
winter, but Will is really delighted with it!!

I thought his little collection of modest wines were so typical of him
and very touching, bless him.

Nice to see you too mate!! ;o)

True, the appointments on that little trailer were not lost on me. I think
he said he shared it with his Mom (who did a great job of decorating in her
sober moments). Didn;t realize he used that cattle feeder has a bath - then
what was that large pail in the corner for?
HAGS Charles!

It used to be the loo until the plumbing was moved inside when mains
water was plumbed in. It is now the ice bucket for Will's celebrated
home brew parties.

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On Sun, 19 Jun 2005 09:10:56 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

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"Charles" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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On Sun, 19 Jun 2005 08:53:55 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>
wrote:

>
>"Charles" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
>news:[email hidden]...
>> On Sun, 19 Jun 2005 01:12:23 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Will - seems like a genuine offer and you can finally get that

degree!

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>> >
>> >Just a phone call - 206-9840021
>> >
>> >Choose from BA Bsc MA MBA PhD
>> >
>> >Within 2 weeks
>> >No study required
>> >Lower intellects catered for.
>> >
>> >Now, when you lecture the medical profession and someone asks you,

you

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>don't
>> >have to mumble something about being self taught and being

embarassed.

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>> >
>> >You're welcome!
>>
>> I wonder if Will realises what a true chum you really are?
>>
>> This could be his salvation, giving him that precious piece of paper
>> he so obviously desperately wants, in order to answer his many

critics

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>> and detractors concerning his lack of credentials.
>>
>> However, I like Will just the way he is. I have nothing against
>> self-made people per se, it's just that Will might perhaps have made
>> himself a little bigger, given himself a much nicer personality and
>> added a few more grey cells!!
>>
>> Hope you had a great weekend David - I'm just about to get stuck in

to

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>> Sunday!! ;o)
>
>I know his 'old prof' will be surprised when he gets that bit of

paper -

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you

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>know he was voted "man most likely to end up in a trailer park"
>-good to see you Charles!

In fairness that trailer of his is quite a nice one, if you remember
the photo's he posted here some time ago. It has had a number of bits
tagged on to the original trailer and the wheels have been blocked in.

He also has a converted round cattle feeder which he has water-proofed
and now uses as a bath. It is outside and somewhat Spartan in the
winter, but Will is really delighted with it!!

I thought his little collection of modest wines were so typical of him
and very touching, bless him.

Nice to see you too mate!! ;o)

True, the appointments on that little trailer were not lost on me. I

think

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he said he shared it with his Mom (who did a great job of decorating in

her

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sober moments). Didn;t realize he used that cattle feeder has a bath -

then

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what was that large pail in the corner for?
HAGS Charles!

It used to be the loo until the plumbing was moved inside when mains
water was plumbed in. It is now the ice bucket for Will's celebrated
home brew parties.

Yes, the parties were fun - just for his Mom and close friends from the
palliative care home where he works part time as a masseur.

On Sun, 19 Jun 2005 09:29:36 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

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On Sun, 19 Jun 2005 09:01:52 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

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"Charles" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 19 Jun 2005 03:45:29 -0400, JMW <[email hidden]> wrote:
>
> >"Curt James" <[email hidden]> wrote:
> >>David wrote:
> >>> Will - seems like a genuine offer and
> >>> you can finally get that degree!
> >>>
> >>> Just a phone call - 206-9840021
> >>>
> >>> Choose from BA Bsc MA MBA PhD
> >>>
> >>> Within 2 weeks No study required
> >>> Lower intellects catered for.
> >>>
> >>> Now, when you lecture the medical profession and
> >>> someone asks you, you don't have to mumble something
> >>> about being self taught and being embarassed.
> >>
> >>Brink already has his BA (Bad Attitude), Bsc (Balding short crybaby),
> >>and his PhD (Poor height Development), but, hey, guess an MA and an

MBA

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> >>couldn't hurt.
> >
> >Maybe you could help him prepare for the GMAT (Goofy Motorcyclist Art
> >Teacher).
>
> How about a BTIL (Bald Trolling Inadequate Lawyer)? ;o)
>
> This is a great game for a Sunday morning, go on John give it hell!!
> ;o)
>
> Have a great Sunday old chap - you know I will!! ;o)

You may not have heard Charles but that course was dropped for lack of
interest - only one [censored] showed up (not JMW of course!)

I believe that JMW is the only graduate and alumni of that particular
correspondence course!! ;o)

In fact I heard that he was dux of his class in that year

In fairness, he was also Magna Cum Laude of his year!! ;o)

In article <[email hidden]>,

JMW said:

Curt James said:

David said:

Will - seems like a genuine offer and
you can finally get that degree!

Just a phone call - 206-9840021

Choose from BA Bsc MA MBA PhD

Within 2 weeks No study required
Lower intellects catered for.

Now, when you lecture the medical profession and
someone asks you, you don't have to mumble something
about being self taught and being embarassed.

Brink already has his BA (Bad Attitude), Bsc (Balding short crybaby),
and his PhD (Poor height Development), but, hey, guess an MA and an MBA
couldn't hurt.

Maybe you could help him prepare for the GMAT (Goofy Motorcyclist Art
Teacher).

Can you imagine having this thing teach your kids John?

--
Will Brink @ http://www.brinkzone.com/