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  1. A radio presenter in the Midlands a few years ago used to run a fun competition whereby listeners
    would make up collective nouns for an item decided for the presenter.

    No prizes here, but invent your own collective nouns for the following:

    1) Bicycles

    2) Saddles

    3) Recumbents

    4) Panniers

    5) Bromptons

    Love and silliness from Rich x

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  2. Quoted message said:

    1) Bicycles

    Peloton - 'natch.

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    2) Saddles

    A bumble (as opposed to bundle) of saddles

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    3) Recumbents

    An eternal damnation of bents (all those souls lost to the dark side)

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    4) Panniers

    A weight of panniers

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    5) Bromptons

    An origami of Bromptons

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  3. "Richard Bates" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    A wedge of saddles. Obviously :-) An enlightenment of recumbents. A load of panniers A fold
    of Bromptons

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    Guy
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  4. On 22 Jul 2003 09:43:40 GMT, [email hidden] (wafflyDIRTYcatLITTERhcsBOX) in
    <[email hidden]> wrote:

    And what, in your opinion, would be the appropriate collective nouns for B*b Sh*rts and
    P*v*ng Sl*bs?
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    change the obvious bit to richard

  5. "Richard Bates" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    And what, in your opinion, would be the appropriate collective nouns for B*b Sh*rts and
    P*v*ng Sl*bs?

    A slab of bibshorts and a bibshort of slabs, clearly :-)

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  6. In article <[email hidden]>,
    [email hidden] says...

    Quoted message said:

    On 22 Jul 2003 09:43:40 GMT, [email hidden] (wafflyDIRTYcatLITTERhcsBOX) in
    <[email hidden]> wrote:

    And what, in your opinion, would be the appropriate collective nouns for B*b Sh*rts and
    P*v*ng Sl*bs?

    An abomination of bibshorts. And, a pavement?

    Colin

  7. Quoted message said:

    No prizes here, but invent your own collective nouns for the following:

    1) Bicycles

    a rattle of a grid of a spin of

    a peleton of a smidsy of

    Quoted message said:

    2) Saddles

    a chaff of

    Quoted message said:

    3) Recumbents

    a stack of (well you have a stack of deck chairs) an excommunication of a black_mass of

    Quoted message said:

    4) Panniers

    a pair of -- bit easy thsi one. a stuff of

    Quoted message said:

    5) Bromptons

    a fold of

  8. Just zis Guy said:

    A wedge of saddles. Obviously :-) An enlightenment of recumbents. A load of panniers A fold of
    Bromptons

    And a disinclination of bicycles.

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  9. Richard Bates said:

    No prizes here, but invent your own collective nouns for the following:

    1) Bicycles

    dearth (cf "you can never have too many" - sounds like DF) lattice (when arranged in a heap) canal
    (broken/unloved bicycles)

    Quoted message said:

    2) Saddles

    punnet[1] (should have cream on) brook (of leather saddles - reverse logic) rail (of
    uncomfortable saddles)

    Quoted message said:

    3) Recumbents

    darth (similar, but not quite the same as DF's) force couch

    Quoted message said:

    4) Panniers

    load [2]

    Quoted message said:

    5) Bromptons

    fold [2]

    [1]Your strawberries may bounce around if shaken.

    [2]Already posted by Guy, difficult to better.

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    Jim Price

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  10. A damnation of

    Quoted message said:

    3) Recumbents

    A Grove of

    Quoted message said:

    5) Bromptons

  11. Would a series of competitions be a chain of events?
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  12. "Tony W" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    A damnation of

    Quoted message said:

    3) Recumbents

    I didn't check the dictionary, but I think you will find it's a "a smugness of recumbents", cuz "an
    ooo-err-I-can't-see-over-the-top-of-that-Lotus-7 of recumbents" doesn't scan so well.

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