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  1. I was laying in bed thinking, "I hope it is sunny. I hope it didn't snow
    again. Please let it be sunny out!" And about 10mins later, I finally
    crawled out of my bed, and stumbled over to the window. The moment of
    truth was coming. I opened the blinds and couldn't see, the sun was
    blinding me!!! Once my eyes adjusted to the brightness, I realized it
    was a perfect sunny day, and the snow has melted off the roads and
    sidewalk. So far so good!

    I got dressed, called some people to let them know I was leaving
    today, and looked over my route again. The route was only about
    20miles, and it followed the highway. I thought it would be a perfect
    and relaxing way to get to Jackie's (Goats on Unicycles) house.

    I wanted to leave early, but I couldn't. I had to wait forever
    for my mom to get ready, so that she could take me done to my friends
    house first. I waited, and waited, and waited some more, then finally,
    she was finally ready. I put my coker into the back, and climb on in
    the car. Off we go!

    We get to my friends (Donnie) house, and I take all my stuff out
    of the car. I mainly wanted to stop at Donnie's house just to eat, pick
    up a couple more snacks for the road, and get a big glass of water
    before riding. None of that should of been more then just a few
    minuets, but when I finally looked at the time, I was at his house for
    an hour. I had to leave and start pedaling.

    Off I went, directions in my pocket, camelbak filled with water,
    a lunch that Sera made for me , and the extra clothes I was wearing to
    stay warm. Nothing could stop me today, it was too perfect of a day to
    not ride.

    The route so far has been easy, it has just been a gradual
    decline along heavy traffic. This lasted about half a mile, then it
    went into a 9% percent grade going down. I was hopping the whole ride
    would be like this. I make it down the 9% grade with plenty of
    momentum, I take my first left. After taking this left turn, a car
    stopped, and started to back-up, and watched me while I sped off on my
    straightaway. He did stop for long though, because he was on one of
    busiest streets in that area, surprised he didn't get in a wreck.

    After that first left, the route was amazing. Off to my right
    was a nice river that I followed for about 5 miles. To my left were
    trees and bushes, combined with the river, it was a really calming
    stretch of road, specially because there were no cars, and the trees
    provided a bit of shade, which felt nice to ride through. I keep
    following this road until I came to a bridge. Crossing the bridge I
    noticed the road started to become a hill, I thought it would just be a
    little hill then more straight and flat roads, I was so wrong.

    I start up the hill, it wasn't too steep, but it just kept going
    and going and going. After a few s shaped turns, it got steeper, and
    steeper. I finally took my first little break to get some water and a
    little snack. While finishing one of my granola bars, and making sure I
    was still on the right road, a large red truck pulls up and just stays
    there. I mount my coker and start to pedal up the steep hill, then the
    guy in the truck sticks his head out of the window and asks about my
    uni. I guess he used to ride about 20 years ago and was interested in
    it again. I told him where to buy new unis, and what kind he would
    want, so maybe we have one more of us, and one less of them.

    I finally can mount again, and start up the hill. I keep going
    and notice, for the last hour, I have been riding up a hill, hopefully
    the rest of the route wont be so hilly. Standing up, hands pushing down
    on the knees, I tried everything to help get me up the road, and none
    of it helped, but I didn't want to give up, I didn't want to get off
    and walk. I took a sip of water, took a big breath in, and gave it my
    all for about 20mins and finally made it up the hill. Yes!!! But now I
    am sweating like a pig!

    I get off and take off my sweater, I had two shirts underneath
    that, one being just a regular T-shirt, and the other an under armor
    shirt, the kind that is really thin and stretchy, but keeps you warm.
    It reminds me of lycra, but I wanted it off. Stripping off all my
    shirts, I hear a noise. I look behind me and see a dog running at me,
    but luckily the owner was out and she called the dog back. It made me
    chuckle. I put my regular shirt and my sweater back on, I could already
    feel the improvement of removing that one shirt.

    Remount and keep going. The road looked flat, but it was still
    slowing climbing in elevation, but luckily I had one small stretch of
    down hill, but it only lasted for 5mins. At the bottom of my small
    hill, I take a left to get onto a road named Monroe. A two laned road,
    no shoulders, and a speed limit of 60. Yet again, this road looked
    flat, but it was also just a long steady climb that lasted an hour.
    Luckily the scenery was nice. ON my right you could see a beautiful
    snow capped mountain range. On my left, just acres and acres of snowy
    fields, and beyond that, rolling hills with trees scattered along them,
    and with the effect the clouds had on the sun, both sides looks like
    wonderful paintings. I kept watching the scenery as I road, and would
    stop looking when I had to move to another side of the road to let a
    car pass me, then back to looking at the mountain range, but that
    didn't last too long either. I had my first encounter!

    Along Monroe street, none of the houses had fences or anything,
    which meant, if a dog wanted to chase me, it was gonna chase me, and
    that's exactly what happened. The dog was a tiny little fat, furry dog,
    and I realized it was scared of me on my coker. It would bark and bark
    and bark, but never get close to me, and when it did a little, I
    swerved at it, and it would run back off the road. The little dog
    chased me for only a few minuets before it decided to give up and trot
    back home.

    After my little dog encounter, I took a right on my next road.
    Again, this one was flat, but still a gradual incline. By now I was
    realizing that my tire felt sluggish, and that when I pedalled, it felt
    like I really had to push to keep the uni going. I looked down, and see
    that my tire was pretty low on air. Not too bad, but it was bad enough
    to slow you down, and I was almost tempted to go to a random house and
    ask for a tire pump, but I choose not to.

    Along this street, there some really nice, big house to drool at.
    I hope to live in a house that nice someday, maybe I should start
    saving up now. 🙂 Also, along this street, a lot of school buses were
    coming up and down the road. Each one filled with kids, and when they
    drove by me, everyone in the bus was waving and smiling at me. I bet
    none of them seen a unicycle that big before, or somebody riding one
    out near that area. =p

    At the end of this stretch of road, it became rolling hills, a
    short, steep hill down, followed by a short steep hill going up, then
    back down, and back up. It was like a little roller coaster ride, just
    not as fast, and kinda tired my legs out. Luckily the roller coaster
    ride stopped and I too my next left.

    This left put me on a road called wild rose, and it was actually
    kinda flat!!! I rode on this road for a long long time. It had the same
    scenery as my other roads, with the mountain ranges on the right, and
    the rolling hills and fields to my left, only thing different about
    this road, was that there was the smell of animals and manure, and the
    roads were covered in snow in most parts. Riding along, I got used to
    the smell quickly, and the coker was handling nicely on the packed snow
    and ice.

    Near the end of this very long stretch of road, it started to
    incline again, which I didn't mind, because it wasn't that steep of an
    incline, not like on the other roads. I keep riding, then my 2nd
    encounter happens. To my right, there is a fenced off field, and a
    black dog barking like made behind the fence. I keep riding, and the
    dog keeps barking, but I didn't know the dog could get out of the
    fence, but she proved me wrong once she did. She slowly started to get
    closer to me, and at that exact time, another dog came running towards
    me. So now I have two dog barking and coming close to me. I got off my
    coker, cause I couldn't out run them going up a snowy hill.

    I thought for sure the dogs were gonna attack me, or attack each
    other, but once they got rather close to me, they stopped barking, and
    became really friendly. I tried telling them to go home, or to just run
    off, but they didn't listen. They started to follow me on my ride, one
    was pure black, and the other was black and brown. The black one would
    keep jumping off the road and dig his head into the snow, then run back
    along side me on the road. These dogs were actually really cool.

    I finally get to the end of wild rose, and take a right. Here it
    turned to a dirt road, but covered in snow. It was all down hill, with
    lots of sharp turns. I speed my way down the road, flying as fast as I
    could, just rolling over the pot holes and having both dogs running to
    keep up. I slowed down so I could check if I was still on the right
    road, and I was, but I noticed the black and brown dog was no longer
    with me, just the black dog.

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  2. Some pics from, we got more video then pics. lol

    18263

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  3. 'Unicycling with goats'
    (http://unicycling.smugmug.com/gallery/2479643#130093487).

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  4. johnfoss said:

    'Unicycling with goats'
    (http://unicycling.smugmug.com/gallery/2479643#130093487).

    Awesome, I got to see they 3 goats he has at his house. 😄

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  5. nice job jerrick! sounds like fun! i hope to get in a ride with you guys
    this summer, since my grandparents live not too far away from him.

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  6. johnfoss said:

    'Unicycling with goats'
    (http://unicycling.smugmug.com/gallery/2479643#130093487).

    wicked!! are they not the most interesting animals?
    so, yeah. awesome ride. i can't wait untill the snow melts and we all
    can ride there again. here are a couple more pics...
    18302
    18303

    Oh yeah, there's the dog Jerrick found...

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    JJtheunicycle said:

    gib, im gibbing GIBBED! i gidding dont know how to do my gibbing gib!
    gib man i hate school

    JJtheunicycle said:

    im gibbing to go gibboard in my gibage, gibb yeah!

    JJtheunicycle said:

    gib? gibba say WHAT?!? what the gib do you think i am, a gibtard?

    'MY -GROOVY- GALLERY' (http://tinyurl.com/yeceup) * Unicycle
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  7. Sounds like you both had a really good time! XD 😄 😄

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  8. So goats has a coker too?

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    monkeyman said:

    Good post Habby. +1


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  9. That sounds like such a fun ride! Next time you go, invite me (:
    I think you need an airfoil rim...I bent my stock steel rim so many
    times, it's totally not circular at all anymore. Also, what length of
    crank arms did you use?
    The dog part reminded me of one time I went on an 8 mile run, and a
    very friendly dog started running with me about a mile in, and stayed
    with me for at least six miles, then disappeared...it was really cool.

    --
    James_Potter

    i still believe that all you need is love...john
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  10. Hey Jerrick - great ride and nice write-up. Even though the races I do
    are uphills, I train on mostly loops where I'm guaranteed the same amt
    up as down, but it looks like your ride had quite a net gain! You
    sound like you're ready for some big uphill rides.

    --
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  11. steveyo said:

    Hey Jerrick - great ride and nice write-up. Even though the races I do
    are uphills, I train on mostly loops where I'm guaranteed the same amt
    up as down, but it looks like your ride had quite a net gain! You
    sound like you're ready for some big uphill rides.

    This write up is Awesome and, sometime this summer I think I may be
    able to ride with you guys..... I hope.... I'll try to come at the same
    time as Justin! then there will be 4 of us! Maybe James can come too!

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  12. Jerrick-

    Nice writeup and photos. Thanks for going to all that trouble. The
    title was the real grabber, though. Mikefule is going to have some
    stiff competition soon.

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  13. habbywall said:

    So goats has a coker too?

    No. I was on my muni. I tried his though and it was soo wicked!

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    JJtheunicycle said:

    gib, im gibbing GIBBED! i gidding dont know how to do my gibbing gib!
    gib man i hate school

    JJtheunicycle said:

    im gibbing to go gibboard in my gibage, gibb yeah!

    JJtheunicycle said:

    gib? gibba say WHAT?!? what the gib do you think i am, a gibtard?

    'MY -GROOVY- GALLERY' (http://tinyurl.com/yeceup) * Unicycle
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  14. Thanks for all the comments. =p

    I should do more write-ups, they are pretty fun and relaxing to do.

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  15. Ducttape said:

    This write up is Awesome and, sometime this summer I think I may be able
    to ride with you guys..... I hope.... I'll try to come at the same time
    as Justin! then there will be 4 of us! Maybe James can come too!

    MRIS UNI CONVENTION!!!!

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  16. James_Potter said:

    MRIS UNI CONVENTION!!!!

    YES!!! When I get my coker I'm doing an MRIS America ride (Sorry UK
    MRIS memebers) we should hold the convetion before my ride, and anyone
    who wants to ride with me can! (no idea when I'm getting my coker
    though, I'm currently only about halfway there, because I keep buying
    stuff I don't really need but I want and have the money for)
    END thread jack

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