What do I reckon?
I reckon people are ****ing idiots.
Once upon a time (the dark ages of the mid-1980's, to be exact), this abortion was Scientist-Approved (not to be confused with Schwinn Approved...Ignatz & Arnold were far brighter than the scientists).
Any deluded douche nozzle with sufficient funds and insufficient brains could actually weight up an already tank weight (970 grams) wheel 130 to 780 MORE grams by adding the supplied steel weights to the 12 cavities in the perimeter of the scientifically proven to increase rider speed device.
Sadly...albeit predictably...the scientists were incorrect yet again and users today must now resort to home made abortions involving lead wheel weights stolen from the double deuces on ghetto rat Escalades since even the loony tunes physicists had to admit their ultimate fail and relegate the product to the scientific black hole known as the trash compactor.
The Comete ± ...'fashion statement' science strikes again.
I reckon people are ****ing idiots.
Once upon a time (the dark ages of the mid-1980's, to be exact), this abortion was Scientist-Approved (not to be confused with Schwinn Approved...Ignatz & Arnold were far brighter than the scientists).
Any deluded douche nozzle with sufficient funds and insufficient brains could actually weight up an already tank weight (970 grams) wheel 130 to 780 MORE grams by adding the supplied steel weights to the 12 cavities in the perimeter of the scientifically proven to increase rider speed device.
Sadly...albeit predictably...the scientists were incorrect yet again and users today must now resort to home made abortions involving lead wheel weights stolen from the double deuces on ghetto rat Escalades since even the loony tunes physicists had to admit their ultimate fail and relegate the product to the scientific black hole known as the trash compactor.
The Comete ± ...'fashion statement' science strikes again.