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  1. For a guy reputed for his almost maniacal attention to detail, the least
    you can say about Michael Rasmussen is that his memory leaves a lot to
    be desired.

    First Rasmussen forgets to inform the UCI of his whereabouts for out of
    competition dope testing. Then, today, in the press conference arranged
    to excuse and explain his mistake, the Dane's powers of recollection
    fail him again.

    The setting was Pau's Palais Beaumont, the time around half-past two.
    Rasmussen had just explained that, yes, he missed the April 1st deadline
    for mailing details of his whereabouts in the second quarter of 2006,
    but that it was okay, because he'd contacted the UCI within 24 hours.
    Actually, Rasmussen was more specific: he said that he'd both faxed and
    called the UCI. Who had he talked to? No less than UCI anti-doping
    manager, Anne Gripper, Rasmussen said this afternoon.

    That seemed to be that. On went the questions, none dwelling on that
    April 2 conversation. But Rasmussen's answer had set some brains
    ticking. He said he spoke to Anne Gripper, right? What, the same Anne
    Gripper who made headlines recently by declaring that she wanted to
    unmask cycling's "Men in Black"? The same Anne Gripper who, hang
    on...only joined the UCI from the Australian Anti-doping Agency on
    October 17, 2006, i.e. 198 days after Rasmussen's purported phone call.

    Within an hour of Rasmussen walking out of the Palais Beaumont, Gripper
    had been contacted. She confirmed that it was "impossible" that she and
    Rasmussen could have spoken on that date. "I had a long vacation from
    January to October 2006 after my work in Australia. [What Rasmussen
    says] is strange," she commented.

    Rabobank manager Theo de Rooij, who sat alongside Rasmussen for the
    duration of the press conference, was unavailable for comment.
    No doubt both he and Rasmussen will have more explaining to do when the
    Tour resumes tomorrow morning. Let's hope that they get their facts
    right this time.
    http://www.bikeradar.com/blogs/article/rasmussens-uci-memory-clouded-11721

  2. Brian Lafferty said:

    For a guy reputed for his almost maniacal attention to detail, the least
    you can say about Michael Rasmussen is that his memory leaves a lot to
    be desired.

    First Rasmussen forgets {snip}
    bikeradar.comart{snip}

    You have to post the entire article _and_ the link? What's the [censored]
    point in that, brainiac?

    R

  3. RicodJour said:
    Brian Lafferty said:

    For a guy reputed for his almost maniacal attention to detail, the least
    you can say about Michael Rasmussen is that his memory leaves a lot to
    be desired.

    First Rasmussen forgets {snip}
    bikeradar.comart{snip}

    You have to post the entire article _and_ the link? What's the [censored]
    point in that, brainiac?

    http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Acitation

  4. "RicodJour" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Brian Lafferty said:

    For a guy reputed for his almost maniacal attention to detail, the least
    you can say about Michael Rasmussen is that his memory leaves a lot to
    be desired.

    First Rasmussen forgets {snip}
    bikeradar.comart{snip}

    You have to post the entire article _and_ the link? What's the [censored]
    point in that, brainiac?

    R


    To get your response, [censored].

  5. On Jul 25, 8:12 am, Dan Connelly <d_j_c_o_n_n_e_l@y_a_h_o_o_._c_o_m>

    Quoted message said:
    RicodJour said:
    Brian Lafferty said:

    For a guy reputed for his almost maniacal attention to detail, the least
    you can say about Michael Rasmussen is that his memory leaves a lot to
    be desired.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    First Rasmussen forgets {snip}
    bikeradar.comart{snip}

    Quoted message said:

    You have to post the entire article _and_ the link? What's the [censored]
    point in that, brainiac?

    http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Acitation

    Exactly. A synopsis, snippet or other summary, plus the link for
    verification. I imagine that Laffsurdity will be providing five full
    language translations in all of his posts. I can hardly wait.

    R

  6. RicodJour said:
    Brian Lafferty said:

    For a guy reputed for his almost maniacal attention to detail, the least
    you can say about Michael Rasmussen is that his memory leaves a lot to
    be desired.

    First Rasmussen forgets {snip}
    bikeradar.comart{snip}

    You have to post the entire article _and_ the link? What's the [censored]
    point in that, brainiac?

    Duh. So you can read the whole article without hitting the link, and
    the link provided in case you need to confirm. Do you not use your
    brain or do you not have one?

    Greg
    --
    The ticketbastard Tax Tracker:
    http://www.ticketmastersucks.org/tracker.html

    Dethink to survive - Mclusky

  7. In article <nFHpi.7365$XL4.0@trndny04>,

    B. Lafferty said:

    "RicodJour" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Brian Lafferty said:

    For a guy reputed for his almost maniacal attention to detail, the least
    you can say about Michael Rasmussen is that his memory leaves a lot to
    be desired.

    First Rasmussen forgets {snip}
    bikeradar.comart{snip}

    You have to post the entire article _and_ the link? What's the [censored]
    point in that, brainiac?

    R


    To get your response, [censored].

    You were saying, Ryan?

    --
    Michael Press

  8. Because he wanted to. What do you care? Are you his daddy today? (My
    rant for the day, after baysetting supposedly adult professionals.)

    RicodJour said:
    Brian Lafferty said:

    For a guy reputed for his almost maniacal attention to detail, the least
    you can say about Michael Rasmussen is that his memory leaves a lot to
    be desired.

    First Rasmussen forgets {snip}
    bikeradar.comart{snip}

    You have to post the entire article _and_ the link? What's the [censored]
    point in that, brainiac?

    R

  9. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Michael Press said:

    In article <nFHpi.7365$XL4.0@trndny04>,

    B. Lafferty said:

    "RicodJour" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    On Jul 25, 7:35 am, Brian Lafferty <[email hidden]> wrote:
    > For a guy reputed for his almost maniacal attention to detail, the least
    > you can say about Michael Rasmussen is that his memory leaves a lot to
    > be desired.
    >
    > First Rasmussen forgets {snip}
    > http://www.bikeradar.com/blogs/art{snip}

    You have to post the entire article _and_ the link? What's the [censored]
    point in that, brainiac?

    R


    To get your response, [censored].

    You were saying, Ryan?

    Huh? Wha?

    Did I drunk-post, and forget? Or is Rico's real name Ryan, too?

    --
    Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
    "I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
    to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

  10. In article
    <[email hidden]>,

    Ryan Cousineau said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Michael Press said:

    In article <nFHpi.7365$XL4.0@trndny04>,

    B. Lafferty said:

    "RicodJour" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...
    > On Jul 25, 7:35 am, Brian Lafferty <[email hidden]> wrote:
    >> For a guy reputed for his almost maniacal attention to detail, the least
    >> you can say about Michael Rasmussen is that his memory leaves a lot to
    >> be desired.
    >>
    >> First Rasmussen forgets {snip}
    >> http://www.bikeradar.com/blogs/art{snip}
    >
    > You have to post the entire article _and_ the link? What's the [censored]
    > point in that, brainiac?
    >
    > R
    To get your response, [censored].

    You were saying, Ryan?

    Huh? Wha?

    Did I drunk-post, and forget?

    Probably.
    <[email hidden]>
    Yerr my besh fren. [hic!]

    Quoted message said:

    Or is Rico's real name Ryan, too?

    --
    Michael Press

  11. Ryan Cousineau said:

    Did I drunk-post, and forget? Or is Rico's real name Ryan, too?

    Its those tourist trap drinking holidays. Not good for the
    associative memory neurons.

  12. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Michael Press said:

    In article
    <[email hidden]>,

    Ryan Cousineau said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Michael Press said:

    In article <nFHpi.7365$XL4.0@trndny04>,
    "B. Lafferty" <[email hidden]> wrote:

    > "RicodJour" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    > news:[email hidden]...
    > > On Jul 25, 7:35 am, Brian Lafferty <[email hidden]> wrote:
    > >> For a guy reputed for his almost maniacal attention to detail, the
    > >> least
    > >> you can say about Michael Rasmussen is that his memory leaves a lot
    > >> to
    > >> be desired.
    > >>
    > >> First Rasmussen forgets {snip}
    > >> http://www.bikeradar.com/blogs/art{snip}
    > >
    > > You have to post the entire article _and_ the link? What's the
    > > [censored]
    > > point in that, brainiac?
    > >
    > > R
    > To get your response, [censored].

    You were saying, Ryan?

    Huh? Wha?

    Did I drunk-post, and forget?

    Probably.
    <[email hidden]>
    Yerr my besh fren. [hic!]

    Huh. For some reason news service A won't retrieve that article, and
    news service B seems to have lost its damn mind. But I'm betting this is
    the one where I said that rbr was nice and friendly, and rbt was a
    cesspit of grumpy trolling and flaming.

    About to earn my 24-hour chip,

    --
    Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
    "I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
    to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

  13. In article
    <[email hidden]>,

    Ryan Cousineau said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Michael Press said:

    In article
    <[email hidden]>,

    Ryan Cousineau said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,
    Michael Press <[email hidden]> wrote:

    > In article <nFHpi.7365$XL4.0@trndny04>,
    > "B. Lafferty" <[email hidden]> wrote:
    >
    > > "RicodJour" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    > > news:[email hidden]...
    > > > On Jul 25, 7:35 am, Brian Lafferty <[email hidden]> wrote:
    > > >> For a guy reputed for his almost maniacal attention to detail, the
    > > >> least
    > > >> you can say about Michael Rasmussen is that his memory leaves a lot
    > > >> to
    > > >> be desired.
    > > >>
    > > >> First Rasmussen forgets {snip}
    > > >> http://www.bikeradar.com/blogs/art{snip}
    > > >
    > > > You have to post the entire article _and_ the link? What's the
    > > > [censored]
    > > > point in that, brainiac?
    > > >
    > > > R
    > > To get your response, [censored].
    >
    > You were saying, Ryan?

    Huh? Wha?

    Did I drunk-post, and forget?

    Probably.
    <[email hidden]>
    Yerr my besh fren. [hic!]

    Huh. For some reason news service A won't retrieve that article, and
    news service B seems to have lost its damn mind. But I'm betting this is
    the one where I said that rbr was nice and friendly, and rbt was a
    cesspit of grumpy trolling and flaming.

    Yes. The article yet resides on my new-server.

    Quoted message said:

    About to earn my 24-hour chip,

    Here's how.

    ______ /
         \------//
          \   _//
           \ (_/
            \_/
             |
      jgs  __|__

    --
    Michael Press

  14. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Michael Press said:

    ______ /
         \------//
          \   _//
           \ (_/
            \_/
             |
      jgs  __|__

    Oh, a member in good standing of Team Drunk.

    --
    tanx,
    Howard

    Never take a tenant with a monkey.

    remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

  15. Michael Press said:
    Quoted message said:

          ______ /
         \------//
          \   _//
           \ (_/
            \_/
             |
      jgs  __|__

    Howard Kveck said:

    Oh, a member in good standing of Team Drunk.

    Ascii art is so eighties. Now all I need is my good old Commodore 64 and
    a 6502/6510 assembler.

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