An Italian wife was having her yearly shower and slipped on
the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards, she
slipped over and did the splits and suctioned herself to
the floor.
She yelled out for her husband. Guido! Guido!' she yelled.
Guido came running in. Guido I've suctioned myself to the
floor, she said.
Ohhh nooo! Guido tried and tried to pull her up. You're just
too heavy, love. I'll go across the road and get Vinny.
Guido comes back with Vinny and they both tried to
pull her up.
Nope, I can't do it, Vinny said, Let's try plan C.
Plan C? exclaimed Guido. What's that?
I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we will break
the tiles under her.
Oh okay, Guido said. While you're doing that I'll stay here
and play with her [censored].
Play with her [censored]? Vinny said. Why would you do that? This
is hardly the time.
Guido replied, Well, I figure if I can get her wet enough,
we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so
expensive to replace.
---= BOYCOTT FRENCH--GERMAN (belgium) =--- ---= Move UNITED
NATIONS To Paris =--- Sheldon ```````````` "Life would be
devoid of all meaning were it without tribulation."