CARBS are NOT BAD

Hey troll,

I don't come around your car newsgroup and post that people's
carboraters are making them fat. Please show the same courtesy to us.

It's only considered funny if the majority of your audience agrees with
you.

-Hollywood

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[email hidden] wrote:
|| CARBS are NOT BAD. It seems everyone on this newsgroup
|| thinks carbs are some sort of evil thing.

Carbs are evil, I prefer injectors...

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Quoted message said:

Hey troll,

I don't come around your car newsgroup and post that people's
carboraters are making them fat. Please show the same courtesy to us.

It's only considered funny if the majority of your audience agrees with
you.

-Hollywood

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I got a smile out of it. It's not as if he posts repeatedly on the
group! Lighten up -- perhaps by cutting back on your carbs!

Irv
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In article <[email hidden]>,

Quoted message said:

Hey troll,

I don't come around your car newsgroup and post that people's
carboraters are making them fat. Please show the same courtesy to us.

It's only considered funny if the majority of your audience agrees with
you.

-Hollywood

<stupidity deleted>

Geez... who pee'ed in your Post Toasties?

Priscilla

In article <[email hidden]>,

Quoted message said:

CARBS are NOT BAD. It seems everyone on this newsgroup thinks carbs
are some sort of evil thing. They are NOT. I have a whole cabinet
full of carbs in my garage and I like them. They have won me many
races, and I even have a gold plated Holley double pumper, with a
oversized venturi, high performance ports, and vacuum operated
injection booster. It's valued at over $10,000. Now you tell me why
that's bad. I suppose you people are all into these fuel injection
cars, but if you want POWER, you got to use carbs. Maybe you all need
to take classes in mechanics and learn something about high
performance engines before you cut down carbs. By the way, there
really is no such thing as a low carb. There are the low-boy models,
which has a slightly smaller fuel bowl and shorter power valve shaft,
but they are not really low, they just allow more space to mount a
turbo booster and air injection system. If you dont like carbs the way
they come from the factory, get them chromed. A couple hundred bucks
and they will shine like a mirror and make you want more of them, and
like myself, hang them on the living room wall beneath my neon
Budweiser sign and my Hot Rod Girls calendar.

LOL! Nice job.

Priscilla

You really should have skipped that second cup of coffee this morning
Max.

Quoted message said:

Hey troll,

I don't come around your car newsgroup and post that people's
carboraters are making them fat. Please show the same courtesy to us.

It's only considered funny if the majority of your audience agrees with
you.

-Hollywood

<stupidity deleted>

Quoted message said:

CARBS are NOT BAD. It seems everyone on this newsgroup thinks carbs
are some sort of evil thing. They are NOT. I have a whole cabinet
full of carbs in my garage and I like them. They have won me many
races, and I even have a gold plated Holley double pumper, with a
oversized venturi, high performance ports, and vacuum operated
injection booster. It's valued at over $10,000. Now you tell me why
that's bad. I suppose you people are all into these fuel injection
cars, but if you want POWER, you got to use carbs. Maybe you all need
to take classes in mechanics and learn something about high
performance engines before you cut down carbs. By the way, there
really is no such thing as a low carb. There are the low-boy models,
which has a slightly smaller fuel bowl and shorter power valve shaft,
but they are not really low, they just allow more space to mount a
turbo booster and air injection system. If you dont like carbs the way
they come from the factory, get them chromed. A couple hundred bucks
and they will shine like a mirror and make you want more of them, and
like myself, hang them on the living room wall beneath my neon
Budweiser sign and my Hot Rod Girls calendar.

<LOL> Very funny...

Pastorio

On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 02:27:11 -0500, [email hidden] wrote
in alt.support.diet.low-carb:

Quoted message said:

CARBS are NOT BAD. It seems everyone on this newsgroup thinks carbs
are some sort of evil thing. They are NOT. I have a whole cabinet
full of carbs in my garage and I like them.

Yes, and apparently you're not eating too many of them, which is
precisely the point here.

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censored Yuknavech said:

On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 02:27:11 -0500, [email hidden] wrote
in alt.support.diet.low-carb:

Quoted message said:

CARBS are NOT BAD. It seems everyone on this newsgroup thinks carbs
are some sort of evil thing. They are NOT. I have a whole cabinet
full of carbs in my garage and I like them.

Yes, and apparently you're not eating too many of them, which is
precisely the point here.

It's a funny astonishment how many people didn't read the OP's comments.

He was talking about carburetors. And it was funny...

Pastorio

In article <[email hidden]>,

Bob (this one)' 'Bob '@nospam.com said:

censored Yuknavech said:

On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 02:27:11 -0500, [email hidden] wrote
in alt.support.diet.low-carb:

Quoted message said:

CARBS are NOT BAD. It seems everyone on this newsgroup thinks carbs
are some sort of evil thing. They are NOT. I have a whole cabinet
full of carbs in my garage and I like them.

Yes, and apparently you're not eating too many of them, which is
precisely the point here.

It's a funny astonishment how many people didn't read the OP's comments.

He was talking about carburetors. And it was funny...

Pastorio

I noted it... :-)
Some people just read the subject, and skip the post.

I also found it amusing.

Cheers!
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On Sun, 23 Oct 2005 00:41:12 -0400, Bob (this one) wrote in
alt.support.diet.low-carb:

Quoted message said:

censored Yuknavech said:

On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 02:27:11 -0500, [email hidden] wrote
in alt.support.diet.low-carb:

Quoted message said:

CARBS are NOT BAD. It seems everyone on this newsgroup thinks carbs
are some sort of evil thing. They are NOT. I have a whole cabinet
full of carbs in my garage and I like them.

Yes, and apparently you're not eating too many of them, which is
precisely the point here.

It's a funny astonishment how many people didn't read the OP's comments.

He was talking about carburetors. And it was funny...

Yes, I'm aware of that. I assumed the deadpan humor of my response would
be obvious enough not to need a smiley. My bad.

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[censored] Yuknavech

Why put fault tolerance in the OS, when it's already built into the
User?