carbohydrate consumption

RosalieOlivares said:

how can I lose weight by reducing carbohydrate consumption?

Follow these directions carefully. First, get your Carb-Reduce-O kit
from Amazon. Then pull the red handle all the way to the "cocked"
position. Press the black button next to the Deflat-o-meter switch while
holding down the left antenna pole. Then step on the "start" pedal.
After a while, you'll notice a pleasant tingling in your, umn, personal
areas. (This part has nothing to do with weight loss, but it beats
having bats fly into your hair.) Then pull the "Ideal Body" lever until
you see the body you'd like for yourself in the center screen. The other
screens will offer you odds based on these simplistic questions.
Sometimes Amazon has used ones on sale from people who now weigh 112 pounds.

Meanwhile, don't eat many carbs.

You'll lose weight.

No, seriously.

Pastorio

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Pastorio

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"Bob (this one)" <[email hidden]> wrote

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Follow these directions carefully. First, get your
Carb-Reduce-O kit

You're in good form tonight. I just finished a website
translation and am feeling kinda troll-peckish myself.

--
Bob, this one

Opinicus said:

"Bob (this one)" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

Follow these directions carefully. First, get your Carb-Reduce-O kit

You're in good form tonight. I just finished a website translation and
am feeling kinda troll-peckish myself.

Have you met my close and dear friend, Steve Lispcombe <[email hidden]>,
of whom I have no doubt, is not a troll. (Lisp-combe? Never seen it like
that. Always been Lipscombe whenever I've seen it before. Hard to
pronounce Steve's way.)

I stuck a rectal thermometer in the very top of his head and it slid in
wonderfully. No lube necessary.

No, seriously...

Pastorio

RosalieOlivares wrote:
|| how can I lose weight by reducing carbohydrate consumption?

Chop off the 40 pounds of fat you and your aliases refer to as your head?