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ravioli

I thought you were more of a penne guy.

too small, manicotti.

Leave the gun; bring the cannolis.

It's the same you buncha shape shifters.

Quinoa. It's not just for aging hippy liberal douches.

Linguini with steamed mussels in wine sauce and wine. Did I mention with wine?

Fettuccini

Cheesey clam noodle soup

jhuskey said:

Linguini with steamed mussels in wine sauce and wine. Did I mention with wine?

This should help:

Should fit a full box o' wine.

I like the way she grips the wine glass.

Barhopper said:

Cheesey clam noodle soup

We're they dressed like this?

Rigatoni is what it would be for me, and only so many can really make that the right way.

fattired said:

We're they dressed like this?

[censored] no! What the hell is that abomination??? Who the [censored] would actually put that [censored] IN THEIR MOUTH?

Barhopper said:

[censored] no! What the hell is that abomination??? Who the [censored] would actually put that [censored] IN THEIR MOUTH?

your very narrow minded...

Barhopper said:

[censored] no! What the hell is that abomination??? Who the [censored] would actually put that [censored] IN THEIR MOUTH?

i understand that ambition puts all sorts of things in his mouth

cityhunter5555 said:

i understand that ambition puts all sorts of things in his mouth

Depends on the day...

fattired said:

Depends on the day...

are you saying he puts things in his anus? please stop it or leave this website

Ok gentlemen, you seem to have a repeating theme of your personal fantasies. I don't get offended but I do get bored. I don't believe in time outs just times up. Change it up to something useful or move along.