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Canadians!!! Doing faceplants in rock gardens!!

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  1. The second URL is the better of the two, it's the first decent video
    I've seen of tough rock garden riding. For those whom don't MB, and
    don't know how tough consequently exhillerating it is to clear a
    viscious rock garden/section, this video gives the likeness of it. This
    rock garden in Canada isn't that tough, Deer Creek Canyon in Colorado
    is far more ruthless, and treacherous, and I don't even wear a helmet.
    I did 3 faceplants into the rocks on DCC, and many of these Canadian
    riders more than half can't make it, most of them crash & do face
    plants. I can't stand the annoying music but these films are good.

    http://www.mtbkanata.ca/pp/data/651/13Camp_Fortune_2000_250K.wmv

    http://www.mtbkanata.ca/pp/data/651/13The_Dump_250K.wmv

    http://www.mtbkanata.ca

  2. LIBERATOR said:

    I don't even wear a helmet. I did 3 faceplants into the rocks

    This explains much.

    JD

  3. JD said:
    LIBERATOR said:

    I don't even wear a helmet. I did 3 faceplants into the rocks

    This explains much.

    JD

    Awe, that was cute, you got me.

    But I never bumped me head, so now what can you say?

  4. Quoted message said:
    JD said:
    LIBERATOR said:

    I don't even wear a helmet. I did 3 faceplants into the rocks

    This explains much.

    JD

    Awe, that was cute, you got me.

    But I never bumped me head, so now what can you say?

    How does one do a faceplant and not hit their head? Are you magical,
    or is your face on your ass?

    JD

  5. JD said:
    Quoted message said:
    JD said:

    LIBERATOR wrote:
    > I don't even wear a helmet. I did 3 faceplants into the rocks

    This explains much.

    JD

    Awe, that was cute, you got me.

    But I never bumped me head, so now what can you say?

    How does one do a faceplant and not hit their head? Are you magical,
    or is your face on your ass?

    JD

    Ahh, I see you're not really a MTBer. You don't know what a face plant
    is.

  6. Quoted message said:
    JD said:
    Quoted message said:

    JD wrote:
    > LIBERATOR wrote:
    > > I don't even wear a helmet. I did 3 faceplants into the rocks
    >
    >
    > This explains much.
    >
    > JD

    Awe, that was cute, you got me.

    But I never bumped me head, so now what can you say?

    How does one do a faceplant and not hit their head? Are you magical,
    or is your face on your ass?

    JD

    Ahh, I see you're not really a MTBer. You don't know what a face plant
    is.

    That's fresh.

    JD

  7. Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > Awe, that was cute, you got me.
    >
    > But I never bumped me head, so now what can you say?

    How does one do a faceplant and not hit their head? Are you magical,
    or is your face on your ass?

    JD

    Ahh, I see you're not really a MTBer. You don't know what a face plant
    is.

    That's fresh.

    JD

    It's what? Tell me what a face plant is, please.

  8. GARTINsux said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > > Awe, that was cute, you got me.
    > >
    > > But I never bumped me head, so now what can you say?
    >
    >
    > How does one do a faceplant and not hit their head? Are you magical,
    > or is your face on your ass?
    >
    > JD

    Ahh, I see you're not really a MTBer. You don't know what a face plant
    is.

    That's fresh.

    JD

    It's what? Tell me what a face plant is, please.

    It is rather obvious that you don't know. Maybe you should use
    "Google".

    JD

  9. GARTINsux said:

    It's what? Tell me what a face plant is, please.

    I know you probably don't know how to use Google, so here it is:

    http://www.trails-edge.com/bikedic.htm

    I sure hope you can handle scrolling down a web page.

    JD

  10. Ahh yes, you are definitely a legend in your own mind... and boring as [censored].

    "LIBERATOR" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    and I don't even wear a helmet.

  11. G Wood said:

    Ahh yes, you are definitely a legend in your own mind... and boring as [censored].

    Yet here you are consumed with me, can't refrain from stalking me on
    the net, using spoofing to hide your identity, even though everyone
    knows who you are.

    Want a kiss?

    Quoted message said:

    "LIBERATOR" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    and I don't even wear a helmet.

  12. JD said:
    GARTINsux said:

    It's what? Tell me what a face plant is, please.

    I know you probably don't know how to use Google, so here it is:

    http://www.trails-edge.com/bikedic.htm

    I sure hope you can handle scrolling down a web page.

    JD

    OMG, *holding my hands on my cheeks in dismay*, you went & looked it up
    because you didn't know what it was, and now you are trying to convince
    everyone that you knew what it was because you have a reference to
    cite.

    Well, I looked at the reference, and it's not correct. You can do a
    face plant without actually crashing your face into the dirt. If you
    flip forward and go face first into the rocks, but prevent your face
    from actually hitting the rocks or dirt, it's still considered a
    face-plant, or some like to call it an "endo", but because you went
    face first, it's still a face plant.

    Wanna argue that?

  13. Quoted message said:
    JD said:
    GARTINsux said:

    It's what? Tell me what a face plant is, please.

    I know you probably don't know how to use Google, so here it is:

    http://www.trails-edge.com/bikedic.htm

    I sure hope you can handle scrolling down a web page.

    JD

    OMG, *holding my hands on my cheeks in dismay*, you went & looked it up
    because you didn't know what it was, and now you are trying to convince
    everyone that you knew what it was because you have a reference to
    cite.

    Yeah, right.

    Quoted message said:

    Well, I looked at the reference, and it's not correct. You can do a
    face plant without actually crashing your face into the dirt. If you
    flip forward and go face first into the rocks, but prevent your face
    from actually hitting the rocks or dirt, it's still considered a
    face-plant, or some like to call it an "endo", but because you went
    face first, it's still a face plant.

    Try looking up "delusional" next.

    Quoted message said:

    Wanna argue that?

    Only a fool argues with a fool.

    JD

  14. Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    I know you probably don't know how to use Google, so here it is:

    http://www.trails-edge.com/bikedic.htm

    I sure hope you can handle scrolling down a web page.

    JD

    OMG, *holding my hands on my cheeks in dismay*, you went & looked it up
    because you didn't know what it was, and now you are trying to convince
    everyone that you knew what it was because you have a reference to
    cite.

    Yeah, right.

    Quoted message said:

    Well, I looked at the reference, and it's not correct. You can do a
    face plant without actually crashing your face into the dirt. If you
    flip forward and go face first into the rocks, but prevent your face
    from actually hitting the rocks or dirt, it's still considered a
    face-plant, or some like to call it an "endo", but because you went
    face first, it's still a face plant.

    Try looking up "delusional" next.

    Quoted message said:

    Wanna argue that?

    Only a fool argues with a fool.

    JD

    Does J.D. stand for Jefferson Davis?

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