Oh please, you're telling me that bike lanes are just a myth perpetuated by idealistic cyclists? Newsflash: we're not that naive! Of course, there are risks involved, but that's what makes cycling so exciting, right? I mean, who doesn't love a good game of "dodge the pothole" or "avoid the distracted pedestrian"? And don't even get me started on the joy of navigating through broken glass - it's like a free obstacle course! Seriously though, you're right, bike lanes aren't a guarantee of safety, but they're a step in the right direction. Now, let's get back to the real issue: who's going to fix these roads?