Came into the 21st century.



On Mon, 29 May 2006 16:57:23 +0100, Mike K Smith
<[email protected]> wrote:

>> Wait until 1700 on a Saturday
>> and you can get a 6 quid box of sushi for a couple of quid.


>I wouldn't buy sushi if it had sick squid in it!


*groan*

"Bob"
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Call me Bob wrote:
> On Mon, 29 May 2006 16:57:23 +0100, Mike K Smith
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>> Wait until 1700 on a Saturday
>>> and you can get a 6 quid box of sushi for a couple of quid.

>
>> I wouldn't buy sushi if it had sick squid in it!

>
> *groan*
>


Reminds me of possibly the worst pun joke ever:

Miles walks into a seafood restaurant and orders squid. "Certainly sir,"
says Jervaise, the waiter. "Would you like to choose your squid from the
tank over there?" "I'll have that little green one with the moustache,"
says Miles. "Oh no!" replies Jervaise. "But he's my favourite! He's so
small and cute and friendly. Surely you'd prefer one of the bigger,
meatier ones?"

"No," says Miles. "It's got to be that one". So Jervaise gets the little
green squid out and puts him on the chopping block, raises his knife and
.... the little squid looks up and smiles, twitching his bushy moustache
into a big friendly grin!

"It's no good' says Jervaise. "I can't do it. I'll have to ask Hans who
does the washing up. He's a big, tough brute - he'll be able to do the
evil deed?' So out comes Hans, while Jervaise disappears off in tears.
Hans picks up the knife, raises it to chop the little squid's head off
and ... once again the little friendly squid looks up and smiles,
wiggling his little legs and twitching his little moustache. So Hans,
too, finds it impossible to kill him.
The moral?






Hans that does dishes is as soft as Jervaise with Miles' green hairy-lip
squid.

--
Tony

"Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using
his intelligence; he is just using his memory."
- Leonardo da Vinci
 
Sniper8052(L96A1) wrote:
> Yesterday I took my first ride in 21st century fabrics, oh deep joy. I
> have pretty much always just used T-shirts and shorts but yesterday I
> did a little jaunt and, thanks to some discarded cycle squad kit, wore
> one of those fancy wicking T-shirts, after 40 miles I arrived home in a
> markedly sweeter smelling disposition than is normal and I would say in
> a better physical condition. Has anyone else used a new piece of simple
> kit that has made a noticeable difference to their cycling enjoyment?
> Maybe it's time to swop from trainers...
>
> Sniper8052


I was talking to someone about cycling gear yesterday. Cycling gear
has evolved over about 140 years. This may mean that there is a reason
for us wearing all that funny kit.

A minor but very useful addtion to my kit has been a mirror. Not a
necessity but it makes cycling in rush-hour traffic a bit easier.
John Kane, Kingston ON Canada
 
Simon Brooke <[email protected]> wrote:

> ('[email protected]') wrote:
>> A short while ago I bought a Specialized Tricross (after some very
>> useful advice here).

>
> Tell us how you like it, and what you use it for. I think it's one of the
> most interesting bikes on the market just now, but I haven't got one.
>


I'm probably not the best person to review it - my experience of decent
bikes is very limited and pretty well anything will impress me...

I was looking for something to use for all-day road trips with some
proportion spent on gravelly NCN tracks or towpaths. Possibly going
on to do Audax or weekend cycle touring. But although that's a fairly
wide range, I already have an eye on the next bike, and wanted to leave
a recumbent-shaped gap to fill.

I tried a Trek hybrid early on, but was disappointed - it was slow and
heavy, and I found the flat bars far too wide. I wanted something more
like a road bike. For a while, a Dawes Audax was very tempting - it
seemed suitable for much of what I wanted, but I was wary of the
narrow tyre possibilities and thought it might be limited to similar
good surfaces as that future 'bent. The obvious alternative was a
Galaxy or Dalesman but after reading enthusiastic comments about the
Tricross I had a look and it caught my imagination.

As you may remember, I was a bit concerned that if I loaded it up for
touring I might wish I'd got a third ring. But in the end, I opted to
leave the double rings alone but upgrade the rest; that way, if I
subsequently decide I need the triple all the most expensive parts
will already have been done at upgrade rather than replacement cost.

So the final spec is :

54cm Tricross Sport Double
original RPM 34/48 chainrings
105 shifters
105 10-speed cassette, 12-27
Shimano 10-speed chain
Ultegra front mech (added by LBS to make it work with a narrow chain)
Specialized Alias saddle
Crank Bros Quattro SL pedals
SKS mudguards

I did take a kitchen picture but it's rather poor - the bike's as
black as a shiny black thing can be and it confuses the camera's
exposure to the extent that it looks like a silhouette with highlights.
I'll try to do a better job and post it later.

On the road, it gave a comfortable ride with rather a lot of tyre
noise. The standard tyres are 32mm and perhaps best suited to gravel,
but pumping them up to 90psi (the LBS had them at 65) has improved it
hugely. Still a little noisy but noticeably less resistance. I do
expect to replace them with some slicker 25 or 28mm tyres, but am
still dithering over what : I suspect Marathons would be fairly
similar to what's already fitted and am looking for something a bit
less heavyweight. I might eventually get another set of wheels too
(this was always the intention as I thought it would help me cover
tracks and roads without too much compromise).

I've mostly ridden roads so far (a moderately hilly route on quiet
B-roads on which last year's 12 miles @ 13mph average has quickly
risen to 20 @ 17, without pushing myself very hard. I also took it on
mixed gravel, grass and muddy tracks around Grafham Water and it coped
well with that too; though an exceptionally deep longitudinal rut beat
me (that's when I had the unobserved clipless tumble !).

The replacement saddle was a bit of a lottery - I'd probably have
spent ages trying to decide what to get and ended up trying a Brookes,
but the Alias was what the LBS offered after measuring me up, so I
plumped for it (I think at quite a good price). I'm very happy with it
- the longest ride so far has been about 35 miles but that's a big
improvement on last year, there's no numbness and any soreness doesn't
persist once I'm off the bike (I have recollections of doing a cowboy
walk last year when I started cycling again). It's more about getting
me used to longer periods on any saddle than getting accustomed to
this one, and I think I'll be extending that mileage a lot.

I'm happy with the eggbeaters too ; I liked their mechanical design
and since I have no big investment in existing pedals and shoes I
went for them rather than SPDs. I don't have much to compare them
with except for the cheap Aldi SPD clones, but as a clipless newbie
I'd count them as easy to use. I had the Aldi pedals on the minimum
tension whilst I got used to them, and the eggbeaters have no such
adjustment - but still, I find them easy to unclip (when I remember!)
and easy to locate for clipping in. I found it quite difficult to
locate the clip laterally onto the pedal on the SPD style, whereas
these seem to just roll in.

So it seems to meet the bill : fast, light, flexible (in a good way!)
and even looks good. I'm delighted with it.

A couple of bugs so far :

The front changer is rather fussy. I couldn't get it right so I took
it back to the LBS who made it perfect .. for a couple of days. Further
stretching of the cable lost the sweet spot again and I haven't been
able to get it quite that good again. I'm wondering if the ramps on
the outer ring are good enough for 8-speed chain with protruding rivets
but a bit soft for smoother 10-speed chain.

A curious problem showed up at first : after the first few miles,
squeaky front brakes became juddering forks, and quickly got very bad
indeed. The LBS had a look and were quite concerned; they sent it
straight back to Specialized who had a new one out a couple of days
later. This was perfect (as the shop model had been). After wearing
the brake blocks down a little and using it various wet and dry
conditions some judder has returned. It's a lot more manageable and
probably fairly normal but I'm keeping an eye on it.


-adrian
 
in message <[email protected]>, Tony Raven
('[email protected]') wrote:

> Call me Bob wrote:
>> On Mon, 29 May 2006 16:57:23 +0100, Mike K Smith
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>> Wait until 1700 on a Saturday
>>>> and you can get a 6 quid box of sushi for a couple of quid.

>>
>>> I wouldn't buy sushi if it had sick squid in it!

>>
>> *groan*

>
> Reminds me of possibly the worst pun joke ever:
>
> Miles walks into a seafood restaurant and orders squid. "Certainly
> sir," says Jervaise, the waiter. "Would you like to choose your squid
> from the tank over there?" "I'll have that little green one with the
> moustache," says Miles.


Curiously, that is also one of my favourite jokes, and also lines me up
nicely for my all time favourite, which goes...

Have you heard the one about the purple octopus?










[spoiler space]











[more spoiler space]










[still more spoiler space]








Neither have I.

--
[email protected] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/
Windows 95:
You, you, you! You make a grown man cry...
M. Jagger/K. Richards
 
Eiron wrote:
> Tony Raven wrote:
>
>> Yep, we haven't had a first clipless tumble tale related to us in a
>> while ;-)

>
> Has anyone else here never had one?


Not quite. Broke my shoe though. Pulled up at the lights after
unclipping my right foot and the camber tipped me to the left thereby
causing me to rip my left foot violently off the pedal and pulling the
metal plate halfway out of the sole of my new Lidl SPD shoe. Bugger.
 
Eiron wrote:

>> Yep, we haven't had a first clipless tumble tale related to us in a
>> while ;-)

>
> Has anyone else here never had one?


I can't answer this question; Mr Sod is looking over my shoulder as I
type. :)

R.
 
TheMgt wrote:

> Eiron wrote:
>> Tony Raven wrote:
>>
>>> Yep, we haven't had a first clipless tumble tale related to us in a
>>> while ;-)

>>
>> Has anyone else here never had one?

>
> Not quite. Broke my shoe though. Pulled up at the lights after
> unclipping my right foot and the camber tipped me to the left thereby
> causing me to rip my left foot violently off the pedal and pulling the
> metal plate halfway out of the sole of my new Lidl SPD shoe. Bugger.


A bit worrying. My cheap Lidl SPD shoes seem to be OK at the moment. Do you
think that it is a design flaw or a manufacturing flaw?
--
Chris
 
"Eiron" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Tony Raven wrote:
>
>> Yep, we haven't had a first clipless tumble tale related to us in a while
>> ;-)

>
> Has anyone else here never had one?
>


The offspring has never had one. He manages to swap between systems with no
hassle... Look, spd... spd-sl.. He's never had a 'clipless moment'. I put it
down to the rashness of youth ;-)
 
Chris Slade wrote:

> TheMgt wrote:
>
>
> > Not quite. Broke my shoe though. Pulled up at the lights after
> > unclipping my right foot and the camber tipped me to the left thereby
> > causing me to rip my left foot violently off the pedal and pulling the
> > metal plate halfway out of the sole of my new Lidl SPD shoe. Bugger.

>
> A bit worrying. My cheap Lidl SPD shoes seem to be OK at the moment. Do you
> think that it is a design flaw or a manufacturing flaw?


It will be a built-in safety feature ;-)

John B
 
"Sniper8052(L96A1)" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:p[email protected]...
> Yesterday I took my first ride in 21st century fabrics, oh deep joy. I
> have pretty much always just used T-shirts and shorts but yesterday I did
> a little jaunt and, thanks to some discarded cycle squad kit, wore one of
> those fancy wicking T-shirts, after 40 miles I arrived home in a markedly
> sweeter smelling disposition than is normal and I would say in a better
> physical condition. Has anyone else used a new piece of simple kit that
> has made a noticeable difference to their cycling enjoyment?
> Maybe it's time to swop from trainers...
>
> Sniper8052


As mentioned on here in the past, I was a reluctant convert to clipless
pedals. Now, I would not willingly go back to 'normal' platform pedals. Go
clipless.
 
Chris Slade wrote:
>
>> Broke my shoe though. Pulled up at the lights after
>> unclipping my right foot and the camber tipped me to the left thereby
>> causing me to rip my left foot violently off the pedal and pulling the
>> metal plate halfway out of the sole of my new Lidl SPD shoe. Bugger.

>
> A bit worrying. My cheap Lidl SPD shoes seem to be OK at the moment. Do you
> think that it is a design flaw or a manufacturing flaw?


Perhaps they misunderstood the concept of a "clipless" shoes ;-)

--
Tony

"Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using
his intelligence; he is just using his memory."
- Leonardo da Vinci
 
Chris Slade wrote:
> TheMgt wrote:
>
>> Eiron wrote:
>>> Tony Raven wrote:
>>>
>>>> Yep, we haven't had a first clipless tumble tale related to us in a
>>>> while ;-)
>>> Has anyone else here never had one?

>> Not quite. Broke my shoe though. Pulled up at the lights after
>> unclipping my right foot and the camber tipped me to the left thereby
>> causing me to rip my left foot violently off the pedal and pulling the
>> metal plate halfway out of the sole of my new Lidl SPD shoe. Bugger.

>
> A bit worrying. My cheap Lidl SPD shoes seem to be OK at the moment. Do you
> think that it is a design flaw or a manufacturing flaw?


No idea. It probably didn't help that I've made the pedals quite tight
as I've gotten into the habit of pulling up on the pedal on the upstroke
and didn't want to come unclipped accidentally.
 
>> Yep, we haven't had a first clipless tumble tale related to us in a
>> while ;-)

>
> Has anyone else here never had one?


No, but I'm about to increase the tension on the road bike's pedals, so
will report back if something suitably embarassing happens.
 
> Has anyone else used a new piece of simple
> kit that has made a noticeable difference to their cycling enjoyment?


Eeek, loads:

Baseball cap in the rain
Fleece hat that covers ears and scarfy thing round neck in the cold
Clipless pedals
STI levers
Windproof top
Panniers instead of rucksack
Dual pivot brake calipers
Pockets round back of top
Map with countours on
Floor pump
Cake
 
Sniper8052(L96A1) wrote:
> Has anyone else used a new piece of simple
> kit that has made a noticeable difference to their cycling enjoyment?


Knee warmers. Great for the in-between weather at this time of year.
They do what they say on the tin and you can stuff them in a pocket
when you've warmed up.

MikeF
 
In article <[email protected]>, Simon Mason
([email protected]) wrote:

> I must be the only person in this country who has never owned a mobile phone
> at all - I've never had the need for one. In the last 5 years I must have
> used a public phone box only once - far too infrequent to warrant a mobile.


My grate frend Dai Infidel does not have one either. Nor did my grate
frend Richard Middleton, though he has subsequently emigrated,
phoneless, to New Toyland.

--
Dave Larrington - <http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/>
While you were out at the Rollright Stones, I came and set fire to your
Shed.
 
Den 2006-05-30 12:17:34 skrev Mark Thompson
<pleasegivegenerously@warmmail*_turn_up_the_heat_to_reply*.com>:


> Windproof top



I'm looking for a nice fleece that doesn't look too sporty or bikey.


> Panniers instead of rucksack



Absolutely.


> Dual pivot brake calipers



Yes.

Erik Sandblom
 
Den 2006-05-30 13:19:11 skrev mikef <[email protected]>:

> Sniper8052(L96A1) wrote:
>> Has anyone else used a new piece of simple
>> kit that has made a noticeable difference to their cycling enjoyment?

>
> Knee warmers. Great for the in-between weather at this time of year.
> They do what they say on the tin and you can stuff them in a pocket
> when you've warmed up.



Can you wear them under long trousers?

Erik Sandblom
 
Eiron wrote:
> Tony Raven wrote:
>
>> Yep, we haven't had a first clipless tumble tale related to us in a
>> while ;-)

>
>
> Has anyone else here never had one?
>

I have never managed to fall off as a result of using spds. How boring!
I did once hear of a chap who managed to splatter himself up the back of
his own car though, when he rode into his garage after his first
clipless ride.
Jo
 

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