Buying slaves for cycling ...

Eliot Coweye said:

I'm too lazy to do it myself. Do you know a place where I can buy good
slaves for cycling?

Yamaha

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Tony

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Eliot Coweye said:

I'm too lazy to do it myself. Do you know a place where I can buy good
slaves for cycling?

You're a bit late for this one:
http://groups.google.co.uk/group/rec.bicycles.misc/browse_frm/thread/9844aedd84618c95/af4af29c7121272e?lnk=st&q=ebay+cycling+buddy&rnum=2#af4af29c7121272e

The Luggage

On Tue, 15 Nov 2005 08:14:49 +0000, Tony Raven <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Eliot Coweye said:

I'm too lazy to do it myself. Do you know a place where I can buy good
slaves for cycling?

Yamaha

How does a piano help?
How do you carry a piano on a bicycle?

On Tue, 15 Nov 2005 11:30:20 +0000, Ian Blake <NoNotMe@NotAnywhere>

Quoted message said:

How do you carry a piano on a bicycle?

In the basket on the front of course.

Jim.

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On Tue, 15 Nov 2005 08:14:49 +0000, Tony Raven <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Eliot Coweye said:

I'm too lazy to do it myself. Do you know a place where I can buy good
slaves for cycling?

Yamaha

How does a piano help?
How do you carry a piano on a bicycle?

Understand that and you achieve enlightenment, Grasshopper.

Cheers, helen s

Ian Blake said:

On Tue, 15 Nov 2005 08:14:49 +0000, Tony Raven <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Eliot Coweye said:

I'm too lazy to do it myself. Do you know a place where I can buy good
slaves for cycling?

Yamaha

How does a piano help?

Na, you want the Yamaha Midi Wind Controller, you do, much handier and
more expressive.

A bit like this?
http://hpv.tricolour.net/organ-trailer.html

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On Tue, 15 Nov 2005 08:14:49 +0000, Tony Raven <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Eliot Coweye said:

I'm too lazy to do it myself. Do you know a place where I can buy good
slaves for cycling?

Yamaha

How does a piano help?
How do you carry a piano on a bicycle?

Eliot Coweye came up with the following;:

Quoted message said:

I'm too lazy to do it myself. Do you know a place where I can buy good
slaves for cycling?

Well I love cycling, so if you want to pay me, I'll tell you all about my
rides.

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Paul ...
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(follow-up to brasil.unix removed)

Paul - censored said:

Well I love cycling, so if you want to pay me, I'll tell you all about my
rides.

I can't help thinking there's something that you're failing to
understand about the concept of slavery...

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Ian Blake said:

How do you carry a piano on a bicycle?

Pianissimo ;-)

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Tony Raven said:

Ian Blake said:

How do you carry a piano on a bicycle?

Pianissimo ;-)

Until it falls off..

...d

David Martin said:

Tony Raven said:

Ian Blake said:

How do you carry a piano on a bicycle?

Pianissimo ;-)

Until it falls off..

When you get a Crascendo ;-)

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Tony

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right."
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Eliot Coweye said:

I'm too lazy to do it myself. Do you know a place where I can buy good
slaves for cycling?

I don't know any slave markets myself but I guess you would need to
find a strategy for identifying which traders had good slaves and how
much cycling they would want in exchange. I think you are going to have
to bite the bullet and do some of this investigating yourself

bw
james

On Wed, 16 Nov 2005 09:26:31 +0000, Tony Raven <[email hidden]>

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David Martin said:

Tony Raven said:

Ian Blake wrote:
> How do you carry a piano on a bicycle?
Pianissimo ;-)

Until it falls off..

When you get a Crascendo ;-)

Unless it falls off onto IT - in which case you get a soprano.

Danny Colyer came up with the following;:

Quoted message said:

(follow-up to brasil.unix removed)

Paul - censored said:

Well I love cycling, so if you want to pay me, I'll tell you all about my
rides.

I can't help thinking there's something that you're failing to
understand about the concept of slavery...

I'm maybe being just a tad optimistic, I grant you, but if one doesn't ask,
one doesn't get.

As someone's old gran used to say.

Perhaps. 😉

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Quoted message said:

Eliot Coweye said:

I'm too lazy to do it myself. Do you know a place where I can buy good
slaves for cycling?

I don't know any slave markets myself but I guess you would need to
find a strategy for identifying which traders had good slaves and how
much cycling they would want in exchange. I think you are going to have
to bite the bullet and do some of this investigating yourself

Hmm - looks like there could be a gap in the market for eBay to
exploit. Either that or Branson sneaks in there first [1] to launch
Virgin Slaves....

David Belcher

[1] Assuming Tesco haven't already cornered the market - they seem to
sell just about everything else these days!

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E. Belcher (') said:

Quoted message said:

Eliot Coweye said:

I'm too lazy to do it myself. Do you know a place where I can buy
good slaves for cycling?

I don't know any slave markets myself but I guess you would need to
find a strategy for identifying which traders had good slaves and how
much cycling they would want in exchange. I think you are going to
have to bite the bullet and do some of this investigating yourself

Hmm - looks like there could be a gap in the market for eBay to
exploit. Either that or Branson sneaks in there first [1] to launch
Virgin Slaves....

Minor problem. Where is he going to find the virgins these days?

And who chose this bizarrely eclectic choice of froups to post to?

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Simon Brooke said:

And who chose this bizarrely eclectic choice of froups to post to?

This thread was started by a troll, who posted equally stupid messages
in a load of other groups. This time, he's using brazil.unix as his
scoring group.

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