Bush drops Lance on final lap

Claudius Vitalis said:

In the Camp Crawford challenge duel, President Bush dropped a panting
Lance Armstrong, in the final lap of this mountain bike duel in the desert.
President Bush was drug tested at the finish line, results to become public
tomorrow.

Bada Bing - He tests positive for Dope! ::drum stinger::
Bill C

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Claudius Vitalis said:

In the Camp Crawford challenge duel, President Bush dropped a panting
Lance Armstrong, in the final lap of this mountain bike duel in the
desert.
President Bush was drug tested at the finish line, results to become
public
tomorrow.

Bada Bing - He tests positive for Dope! ::drum stinger::
Bill C

Wouldn't be the first time the Dope was on dope. :-)

Claudius Vitalis said:

In the Camp Crawford challenge duel, President Bush dropped a panting
Lance Armstrong, in the final lap of this mountain bike duel in the desert.
President Bush was drug tested at the finish line, results to become public
tomorrow.

Lance's oversize, ten-year-old, plaid, salvation army reject cut-offs
slipped down too far?

jj

B. Lafferty said:

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Claudius Vitalis said:

In the Camp Crawford challenge duel, President Bush dropped a panting
Lance Armstrong, in the final lap of this mountain bike duel in the
desert.
President Bush was drug tested at the finish line, results to become
public
tomorrow.

Bada Bing - He tests positive for Dope! ::drum stinger::
Bill C

Wouldn't be the first time the Dope was on dope. :-)

I was simply going to say he tested positive for being a dope.

W snorted, but did not absorb:

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Quoted message said:

In the Camp Crawford challenge duel, President Bush dropped a panting
Lance Armstrong, in the final lap of this mountain bike duel in the
desert.
President Bush was drug tested at the finish line, results to become
public
tomorrow.

Doesn't matter what drugs he's on, he tests positve for being an idiot,
murderer, thief and traitor.