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Elisa Francesca Roselli said:

Remembering - how could I forget - the day on my kick-
scooter when I swallowed a large bluebottle

The solution is given in an old cycling song. And its very
environmentally friendly.

There was a Frenchwoman who rode a bike, I don't know why
she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die.

There was a Frenchwoman who swallowed a spider, That
wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed
the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed
the fly, Perhaps she'll die.

Elisa Francesca Roselli said:

As the weather turns nice, clouds of midges and gnats are
starting to form. Larger and less clean biological
specimens are also air-borne and thickening.

Remembering - how could I forget - the day on my kick-
scooter when I swallowed a large bluebottle (ah, that
savour of rotting melon lingering at the back of my throat
for the rest of the week ...), and being conscious that on
a cycle, one sooner or later ends up opening one's mouth to
breathe, I want to ask you people if there are any standard
solutions.

It occurs to me that I have never seen a cyclist wearing a
veil. Why not?

Funny you should mention that. If you recall, I posted a few
weeks ago about availability of some kind of mosquito net I
could wear as an anti-bug-inhaling measure.

Well I made a mask myself using nylon netting. It is simply
a 6x9" rectangle of the nylon netting in front, with a
thicker piece of netting tied to each end that loops around
the neck much as a simple surgeon's mask. When I get to bug
territory, I pull the mask up from around my neck and cover
the mouth.

There is negligible if any air resistance so breathing is
not inhibited.

As I make my daily good mornings, trail walkers have been
known to say "Who was that Masked Man?" ;-p

-B Hi-ho!

In article <[email hidden]>, Elisa.Francesca.Roselli@quadratec-
software.com says...

Quoted message said:

As the weather turns nice, clouds of midges and gnats are
starting to form. Larger and less clean biological
specimens are also air-borne and thickening.

Remembering - how could I forget - the day on my kick-
scooter when I swallowed a large bluebottle (ah, that
savour of rotting melon lingering at the back of my throat
for the rest of the week ...), and being conscious that on
a cycle, one sooner or later ends up opening one's mouth
to breathe, I want to ask you people if there are any
standard solutions.

Make a virtue out of necessity, and be glad of the
extra protein?

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On Tue, 18 May 2004 08:00:41 -0400, David Kerber <ns_dkerber@ns_ids.net>

Quoted message said:

Make a virtue out of necessity, and be glad of the
extra protein?

Although this is the standard funny line, if you've ever
inhaled a bug and spent the next 10 minutes hacking and
coughing and turning colors you know this is a serious issue
among those that cycle near our insect friends.

Plus, think of the reincarnated Buddists you're possibly
saving. ;-p

-B

Elisa Francesca Roselli said:

Remembering - how could I forget - the day on my kick-
scooter when I swallowed a large bluebottle (ah, that
savour of rotting melon lingering at the back of my throat
for the rest of the week ...), and being conscious that on
a cycle, one sooner or later ends up opening one's mouth
to breathe, I want to ask you people if there are any
standard solutions.

Keep a couple of sachets of HP sauce in your pocket.

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On Tue, 18 May 2004 08:00:41 -0400, David Kerber

ns_dkerber@ns_ids.net said:

Make a virtue out of necessity, and be glad of the extra
protein?

Although this is the standard funny line, if you've ever
inhaled a bug and spent the next 10 minutes hacking and
coughing and turning colors you know this is a serious
issue among those that cycle near our insect friends.

I know. I've been lucky, and never ingested anything larger
than a gnat or very small fly. If you're quick to spit, you
can often get them out anyway.

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On Tue, 18 May 2004 08:25:55 -0400, David Kerber <ns_dkerber@ns_ids.net>

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In article <[email hidden]>,
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Quoted message said:

On Tue, 18 May 2004 08:00:41 -0400, David Kerber

ns_dkerber@ns_ids.net said:

Make a virtue out of necessity, and be glad of the extra
protein?

Although this is the standard funny line, if you've ever
inhaled a bug and spent the next 10 minutes hacking and
coughing and turning colors you know this is a serious
issue among those that cycle near our insect friends.

I know. I've been lucky, and never ingested anything larger
than a gnat or very small fly. If you're quick to spit, you
can often get them out anyway.

The problem is after you've choked on a couple it causes
you to alter the way you breathe, in my experience. As I
noted to Elisa it's pretty easy to make a net or gauze mask
that you can pull up. If you use neutral colored piece of
nylon netting, such as a stocking it's hardly noticeable to
anyone else.

-B

Quoted message said:

As the weather turns nice, clouds of midges and gnats are
starting to form. Larger and less clean biological
specimens are also air-borne and thickening.

Quoted message said:

Remembering - how could I forget - the day on my kick-
scooter when I swallowed a large bluebottle (ah, that
savour of rotting melon lingering at the back of my throat
for the rest of the week ...), and being conscious that on
a cycle, one

Quoted message said:

sooner or later ends up opening one's mouth to breathe, I
want to ask you people if there are any standard solutions.

Well insect encounters on a bike.

I recall doing a ride with a couple of friends. It was fully
loaded touring in Michigan. The pesky deer flies would come
out of the woods after us and you could watch them fly after
your buddies. It was hilarious seeing them go for all they
were worth a few feet behind the other person's head. We
varied our speeds and discovered their max was about 12 mph.

On another ride, a friend of mine and I were riding in
Michigan and it was a Sunday morning. There was some mist
and light rain early on. From time to time, we would go
through a cloud of gnats. Gnats like hanging out near tall
objects like mailboxes ("tall" is relative). Anyrate, we got
pretty hungry after awhile but we kept going and going and
there was nothing open. Finally we came on a small diner
that had trucks parked in front of it and even a few Semis.
So we stopped there. The place was pretty well packed but we
got a spot at the counter. The truckers saw the gnats
plastered on our still wet faces and they really got a laugh
out of that one!

I now live in central Florida. I rode around Lake Monroe
Sunday. On the way back there was a slight downhill with a
tail wind and for some reason you can really go on the
section of road with those conditions. I was cruising at 25
mph. I had to keep my mouth closed though because the love
bugs were out in force and they were bouncing off of me like
hail. Love bugs probably haven't been anywhere bad but I
wouldn't want one down the wind pipe. Love bugs really are
not "bugs" at all (bugs are hemiptera). Love bugs are
actually a kind of fly that got imported from Argentina and
now seems to reside here in FL with the sole purpose of
getting splattered on people's cars.

I also get stung about once or twice per year. I think the
stings are from wasps and probably Polistes but I am not
sure because usually by the time I feel the sting, the
insect is long gone.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Remembering - how could I forget - the day on my kick-
scooter when I swallowed a large bluebottle

The solution is given in an old cycling song. And its very
environmentally friendly.

There was a Frenchwoman who rode a bike, I don't know why
she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die.

There was a Frenchwoman who swallowed a spider, That
wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed
the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she
swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die.

NOOO! Don't do that! In the full version she ends up
swallowing a bird, cat, dog and after some more ends up with
a cow which kills her.

If you are going to try this at least wear a cycle helmet.

Yours,

Mark.

John Hearns said:

That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,

Might be hard to cycle with all that going on ...

EFR Ile de France

Mark Thompson said:

NOOO! Don't do that! In the full version she ends up
swallowing a bird, cat, dog and after some more ends up
with a cow which kills her.

Besides, what about vegetarians?

EFR

Badger_South said:

The problem is after you've choked on a couple it causes
you to alter the way you breathe, in my experience. As I
noted to Elisa it's pretty easy to make a net or gauze
mask that you can pull up. If you use neutral colored
piece of nylon netting, such as a stocking it's hardly
noticeable to anyone else.

And I was having these lovely Edward Gorey style images
in my mind, of the cartwheel hat swathed in yards of
frothy tulle...

But there is the wind resistance to consider.

EFR Ile de France

Badger_South said:

The problem is after you've choked on a couple it causes
you to alter the way you breathe, in my experience.

Yeah, especially when one of them is a wasp...

EFR Ile de France

Badger_South said:

Funny you should mention that. If you recall, I posted a
few weeks ago about availability of some kind of mosquito
net I could wear as an anti-bug-inhaling measure.

Yes, that's what got me thinking.

Quoted message said:

Well I made a mask myself using nylon netting. It is
simply a 6x9" rectangle of the nylon netting in front,
with a thicker piece of netting tied to each end that
loops around the neck much as a simple surgeon's mask.
When I get to bug territory, I pull the mask up from
around my neck and cover the mouth.

Ingenious!

Quoted message said:

There is negligible if any air resistance so breathing is
not inhibited.

As I make my daily good mornings, trail walkers have been
known to say "Who was that Masked Man?" ;-p

I go for the Dork Look, myself. I already have a little rear-
view mirror attached to my helmet like a Martian antenna.
Then, as you recall, I prefer to ride in skirts. But to keep
them out of the pedals I tie them up in a great knot over my
right knee, or take the back up between my legs and tuck it
in front like a baby's diaper. Underneath I wear cut-off
tights and a lacy slip. Recently I bought a pair of shoes
that work well for cycling, because they have knobby rubber
bubos on the bottom that adhere beautifully to the pedals.
On top they are like Alice in Wonderland shoes, in bright
metallic silver.

As I suffer a lot from heat and sweat in the summer I've
been contemplating shaving my head.

I think a veil or mask would complete my outfit admirably,
but I'm slightly worried about being interned.

EFR Ile de France

Badger_South said:

Funny you should mention that. If you recall, I posted a
few weeks ago about availability of some kind of mosquito
net I could wear as an anti-bug-inhaling measure.

Yes, that's what got me thinking.

Quoted message said:

Well I made a mask myself using nylon netting. It is
simply a 6x9" rectangle of the nylon netting in front,
with a thicker piece of netting tied to each end that
loops around the neck much as a simple surgeon's mask.
When I get to bug territory, I pull the mask up from
around my neck and cover the mouth.

Ingenious!

Quoted message said:

There is negligible if any air resistance so breathing is
not inhibited.

As I make my daily good mornings, trail walkers have been
known to say "Who was that Masked Man?" ;-p

I go for the Dork Look, myself. I already have a little rear-
view mirror attached to my helmet like a Martian antenna.
Then, as you recall, I prefer to ride in skirts. But to keep
them out of the pedals I tie them up in a great knot over my
right knee, or take the back up between my legs and tuck it
in front like a baby's diaper. Underneath I wear cut-off
tights and a lacy slip. Recently I bought a pair of shoes
that work well for cycling, because they have knobby rubber
bubos on the bottom that adhere beautifully to the pedals.
On top they are like Alice in Wonderland shoes, in bright
metallic silver.

As I suffer a lot from heat and sweat in the summer I've
been contemplating shaving my head.

I think a veil or mask would complete my outfit admirably,
but I'm slightly worried about being interned.

EFR Ile de France

"Elisa Francesca Roselli" <[email hidden]>
wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Underneath I wear cut-off tights and a lacy slip.

:o)

Quoted message said:

Recently I bought a pair of shoes...they have knobby
rubber bubos on the bottom that adhere beautifully..... On
top they are like Alice in Wonderland shoes, in bright
metallic silver.

Should this be in alt.fetish???

Quoted message said:

I've been contemplating shaving my head.

Yes, I was right!

(Sorry, Elisa!)

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"Elisa Francesca Roselli" <[email hidden]>
wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Underneath I wear cut-off tights and a lacy slip.

:o)

Quoted message said:

Recently I bought a pair of shoes...they have knobby
rubber bubos on the bottom that adhere beautifully..... On
top they are like Alice in Wonderland shoes, in bright
metallic silver.

Should this be in alt.fetish???

Quoted message said:

I've been contemplating shaving my head.

Yes, I was right!

(Sorry, Elisa!)

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Elisa Francesca Roselli said:

I go for the Dork Look, myself. I already have a little rear-
view mirror attached to my helmet like a Martian antenna.
Then, as you recall, I prefer to ride in skirts. But to
keep them out of the pedals I tie them up in a great knot
over my right knee, or take the back up between my legs and
tuck it in front like a baby's diaper. Underneath I wear
cut-off tights and a lacy slip. Recently I bought a pair of
shoes that work well for cycling, because they have knobby
rubber bubos on the bottom that adhere beautifully to the
pedals. On top they are like Alice in Wonderland shoes, in
bright metallic silver.

As I suffer a lot from heat and sweat in the summer I've
been contemplating shaving my head.

I think a veil or mask would complete my outfit admirably,
but I'm slightly worried about being interned.

Whoa. I think you've invented a new genre, or perhaps a throw-
back to the days of the horseless carriage and big bonnets;
a sort of Julie Andrews-chic.

I admire your panache, although I'm not sure what you mean
by 'being interned'. Is that a euphemism for being netted by
the boys in white coats? In that case, hey, they have to
catch you first, eh?

You're more likely to become famous and perhaps a tourist
attraction. Do you have a web page with jpgs of your
flying attire?

May I add I'm immensely fond of reading your postings. ;-)

-B

Elisa Francesca Roselli said:

I go for the Dork Look, myself. I already have a little rear-
view mirror attached to my helmet like a Martian antenna.
Then, as you recall, I prefer to ride in skirts. But to
keep them out of the pedals I tie them up in a great knot
over my right knee, or take the back up between my legs and
tuck it in front like a baby's diaper. Underneath I wear
cut-off tights and a lacy slip. Recently I bought a pair of
shoes that work well for cycling, because they have knobby
rubber bubos on the bottom that adhere beautifully to the
pedals. On top they are like Alice in Wonderland shoes, in
bright metallic silver.

As I suffer a lot from heat and sweat in the summer I've
been contemplating shaving my head.

I think a veil or mask would complete my outfit admirably,
but I'm slightly worried about being interned.

Whoa. I think you've invented a new genre, or perhaps a throw-
back to the days of the horseless carriage and big bonnets;
a sort of Julie Andrews-chic.

I admire your panache, although I'm not sure what you mean
by 'being interned'. Is that a euphemism for being netted by
the boys in white coats? In that case, hey, they have to
catch you first, eh?

You're more likely to become famous and perhaps a tourist
attraction. Do you have a web page with jpgs of your
flying attire?

May I add I'm immensely fond of reading your postings. ;-)

-B