British & Irish Lions

Hey dickless,
Notice how I am the only replying to your idiotic posts about some
faeries nobody over here cares about? Talk football, or get off our
AMERICAN nrewsgroup.

Hey dickless,
Notice how I am the only replying to your idiotic posts about some
faeries nobody over here cares about? Talk football, or get off our
AMERICAN newsgroup.

Hey dickless,
Notice how I am the only replying to your idiotic posts about some
faeries nobody over here cares about? Talk football, or get off our
AMERICAN newsgroup.

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Taranaki 14 points Lions 34 points

You know, no one follows professional croquet outside the UK.

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Taranaki 14 points Lions 34 points

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You know, no one follows professional croquet outside the UK.

No, I think he's talking shuffleboard here, which of course has an
immense following in convalescent homes around the world.

Shuffleboard? I doubt the english could play that, it's a pretty tough
game. More likely they play badmitton over there.

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More likely they play badmitton over there.

Hm, that may be a bit physical for those brits too, then? Perhaps
Charles was reporting the results of a Canasta or Tiddlywinks match?
By the way Charles, does Camilla know you're out again?

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Hey dickless,
Notice how I am the only replying to your idiotic posts about some
faeries nobody over here cares about? Talk football, or get off our
AMERICAN nrewsgroup.

All the intelligence and sophistication of a steroid-using American
triple posting from public access usenet. It reminds me of the good
old days when aol and netcom appeared and we all thought "what the
hell is this?".

Me too.

John

Charles said:

Bill DAVIDSON, you are without doubt the master and I bow before you.

Brevity is the soul of wit, Charles; you should have quit there.

Got a bee in our bonnet, have we? Knickers in a knot? Whatsa matter,
Charles, wouldn't Camilla give you any after that polo match this
morning?

"Charles" <[email hidden]> wrote

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Bill DAVIDSON, you are without doubt the master and I bow before you.
This cunning post you sent

Is he a cunning linguist?

David

Bill's post was addressed to "Dickless." Note who chose to reply.

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Bill DAVIDSON, you are without doubt the master and I blow you.>

Yes Charles, it's a well known fact.

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Given your background and the heights you have achieved, I sent off

your details to The "Trolls' Hall of Fame" for consideration for
inclusion for lifetime achievement.>

Not possible, you see I am the president, and as such am disqualified
from being entered more than once, and I was honored with "troll of the
year" back in 99 for routing the fat skirts on RMMBill.

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Given that you are nearly 60 years of age, a heavy smoker, drinker,

drug user and on Welfare, I thought it was time that you were
considered for this honour given the marvellous talents you possess,
as it is obvious that you probably won't make old bones.>

Coming from a guy 20 years my senior, I will digress from commenting,
since I have respect for my elders.

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well I could go on listing

your fantastic achievements all night.>

Please do! It'll give direction and meaning to your sad, lonely
existence.

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Suffice to say that I have had a reply from the President of The

"Trolls'" Hall of Fame, and to my surprise they have turned you
down!!!! ????>

I trolled you Chuckiepoo, that was me answering you.

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Sorry mate, that's the last time I try and help you!!

Your chum,

Charles>

Oh no, say it's not so Chuck?? Please?
I'll miss your "reach arounds"...

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Brevity is the soul of wit, Charles; you should have quit there.>

He's a blow hard, he can't help it.

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Got a bee in our bonnet, have we? Knickers in a knot? Whatsa matter,

Charles, wouldn't Camilla give you any after that polo match this
morning?>

I must say, I have never truly come close to getting under someones
skin, as I have done with Chuckiepoo. I absolutely dominate his every
"WWW moment", and am driving him completely looney, although I admit he
was already halfway there.

David Cohen said:

"Charles" <[email hidden]> wrote

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Bill DAVIDSON, you are without doubt the master and I bow before you.
This cunning post you sent

Is he a cunning linguist?

Only if there is a homosexual equivalent; maybe bummylingus?!! ;o)

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Yes Charles, it's a well known fact that I give head to hyenas.

Disgusting wretch!! ugh!!

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Given your background and the heights you have achieved, I sent off

your details to The "Trolls' Hall of Fame" for consideration for
inclusion for lifetime achievement.>

Not possible, you see I am the president of the Village Idiots Society, and as such am disqualified
from being entered more than one competition, and I was honored with "Idiot of the
year" back in 99 for blowing the wettest farts on RMMBill.

That figures, we heard there was a bit of a mess!!

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Given that you are nearly 60 years of age, a heavy smoker, drinker,

drug user and on Welfare, I thought it was time that you were
considered for this honour given the marvellous talents you possess,
as it is obvious that you probably won't make old bones.>

Coming from a guy 20 years my junior, I will digress from commenting, except to say it is cruel that you
have no respect for your elders, particularly as I haven't got long to go.

Sorry Bill, I didn't know you were a 'terminal' old fart.

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well I could go on listing

your fantastic achievements all night.>

Please do! It'll give direction and meaning to my sad, lonely
existence.

Glad to have been able to help at this difficult time for you.

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Suffice to say that I have had a reply from the President of The

"Trolls'" Hall of Fame, and to my surprise they have turned you
down!!!! ????>

I trolled you Chuckiepoo, that was me answering you.

Only a failed "troll" and veteran idiot would veto his own nomination
to The 'Trolls' Hall of Fame!! ;o)

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Sorry mate, that's the last time I try and help you!!

Your chum,

Charles>

Oh no, say it's not so Chuck?? Please?

Sorry Bill, it's true - we're finished!!

NEXT!!

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Brevity is the soul of wit, Charles; you should have quit there.>

He's a blow hard, he can't help it.

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Got a bee in our bonnet, have we? Knickers in a knot? Whatsa matter,

Charles, wouldn't Camilla give you any after that polo match this
morning?>

I must say, I have never truly come close to getting under someones
skin, as I have done with Chuckiepoo. I absolutely dominate his every
"WWW moment", and am driving him completely looney, although I admit he
was already halfway there.

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH er... etc

Dream on Billy Boy, you're way out of your depth. You haven't got a
clue you silly old [censored]!! ;o)

Charles said:

Disgusting wretch!! ugh!!

It never seemed to bother you on saturday nights after a few pints.

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I was honored with "Idiot of the

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year" back in 99 for blowing the wettest farts on RMMBill.

That figures, we heard there was a bit of a mess!!

A bit? No, it was a HUGE mess! But the skirts got straws, and greedily
snorted it up.

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Sorry Bill, I didn't know you were a 'terminal' old fart.

Not anymore! You've given me something to live for! My life has
meaning, direction, and I have you to thank.

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well I could go on listing

your fantastic achievements all night.>

As we all could...

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Glad to have been able to help at this difficult time for you.

As long as my welfare checks keep coming, and my crack dealer, I'm not
in difficulties at all.

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I trolled you Chuckiepoo, that was me answering you.

Only a failed "troll" and veteran idiot would veto his own nomination
to The 'Trolls' Hall of Fame!! ;o)

You know it is perfectly understandable that on questions of honestty,
and morality, an englishman needs an explanation. But it would be
unethical to accept the nomination, and to do so I would void my
retirement deal in my contract.

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Oh no, say it's not so Chuck?? Please?

Sorry Bill, it's true - we're finished!!

Somehow, I know you cannot resist my charms, and my 9" pecker, so
you'll be back. Actually I knew the "I'm driving him buggers" would be
enough to end you silliness.

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NEXT!

Still doing the "gloryhole thing" Chuck? Shame on you, you dirty bird
you...

Charles said:

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Is he a cunning linguist?

Only if there is a homosexual equivalent; maybe bummylingus?!! ;o)

No, there's no equivalent, felchbreath.

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Charles said:

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Is he a cunning linguist?

Only if there is a homosexual equivalent; maybe bummylingus?!! ;o)

No, there's no equivalent, felchbreath.

How about we invent one Bill? Now let's see, it's about Bill DAVIDSON,
tongue and dry meat!!

There is a South African word that already fits the bill Bill, how
about - "biltong"? Short for Bill's tongue - geddit mate?

Yes, BILTONG it is Bill; how good is that to have a disgusting
perversion named after you? Right up your disgusting alley you old
perve!! ;o)