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  1. Yesterday I saw a fellow riding a bike with one hand dedicated to
    holding a cereal bowl. The other hand was holding the spoon.
    He'd ride along no-hands eating cereal, steering and braking with
    the spoon hand as necessary. It wasn't a paper bowl or a plastic
    spoon, either, from the looks of it.

    No way am I well enough coordinated to do that, nor do I think I
    ever will be.
    --
    Ben Pfaff
    email: [email hidden]
    web: http://benpfaff.org

  2. Quoted message said:

    Yesterday I saw a fellow riding a bike with one hand dedicated to
    holding a cereal bowl. The other hand was holding the spoon.
    He'd ride along no-hands eating cereal, steering and braking with
    the spoon hand as necessary. It wasn't a paper bowl or a plastic
    spoon, either, from the looks of it.

    No way am I well enough coordinated to do that, nor do I think I
    ever will be.
    --
    Ben Pfaff

    Ben: That's why you bring a small camera with you when you ride. You just
    never know what you're going to see out there!

    --Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
    www.ChainReactionBicycles.com

  3. Ben Pfaff said:

    Yesterday I saw a fellow riding a bike with one hand dedicated to
    holding a cereal bowl. The other hand was holding the spoon.
    He'd ride along no-hands eating cereal, steering and braking with
    the spoon hand as necessary. It wasn't a paper bowl or a plastic
    spoon, either, from the looks of it.

    No way am I well enough coordinated to do that, nor do I think I
    ever will be.

    I hope he was using soy milk. Man, lactose and riding at the same
    time...blech!
    \\paul

  4. Mike Jacoubowsky said:
    Quoted message said:

    Yesterday I saw a fellow riding a bike with one hand dedicated to
    holding a cereal bowl. The other hand was holding the spoon.
    He'd ride along no-hands eating cereal, steering and braking with
    the spoon hand as necessary. It wasn't a paper bowl or a plastic
    spoon, either, from the looks of it.

    No way am I well enough coordinated to do that, nor do I think I
    ever will be.
    --
    Ben Pfaff

    Ben: That's why you bring a small camera with you when you ride. You just
    never know what you're going to see out there!

    --Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
    www.ChainReactionBicycles.com


    There exists footage of a Vancouver woman eating breakfast, changing
    her clothes and, IIRC, applying make-up all while riding her bike,
    mostly hands-free.

    I'll hunt around and see if it's anywhere online. It's about 8
    minutes long and often appears as a short at some bike film nights.

    --
    zk

  5. "Ben Pfaff" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Yesterday I saw a fellow riding a bike with one hand dedicated to
    holding a cereal bowl. The other hand was holding the spoon.
    He'd ride along no-hands eating cereal, steering and braking with
    the spoon hand as necessary. It wasn't a paper bowl or a plastic
    spoon, either, from the looks of it.

    No way am I well enough coordinated to do that, nor do I think I
    ever will be.
    --
    Ben Pfaff
    email: [email hidden]
    web: http://benpfaff.org

    Was it a bowl of Cheerios?
    -tom

  6. Tom Nakashima said:

    "Ben Pfaff" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Yesterday I saw a fellow riding a bike with one hand dedicated to
    holding a cereal bowl. The other hand was holding the spoon.
    He'd ride along no-hands eating cereal, steering and braking with
    the spoon hand as necessary. It wasn't a paper bowl or a plastic
    spoon, either, from the looks of it.

    Was it a bowl of Cheerios?

    I didn't get close enough to tell. When I approached him, he was
    on the MUP that runs along Palm Drive on Stanford campus, whereas
    I was in the bike lane in the street. (I did see him negotiate a
    couple of intersections where he had to stop. Pretty impressive
    in my opinion.)

    Why?
    --
    Ben Pfaff
    email: [email hidden]
    web: http://benpfaff.org

  7. "Ben Pfaff" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Tom Nakashima said:

    "Ben Pfaff" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Yesterday I saw a fellow riding a bike with one hand dedicated to
    holding a cereal bowl. The other hand was holding the spoon.
    He'd ride along no-hands eating cereal, steering and braking with
    the spoon hand as necessary. It wasn't a paper bowl or a plastic
    spoon, either, from the looks of it.

    Was it a bowl of Cheerios?

    I didn't get close enough to tell. When I approached him, he was
    on the MUP that runs along Palm Drive on Stanford campus, whereas
    I was in the bike lane in the street. (I did see him negotiate a
    couple of intersections where he had to stop. Pretty impressive
    in my opinion.)

    Why?
    --
    Ben Pfaff
    email: [email hidden]
    web: http://benpfaff.org

    I was going to say, if you indeed noticed the cyclist was eating a bowl of
    Cheerios with milk and fresh cut strawberries, then you have extremely keen
    eyes.
    -tom

  8. An amusing thought: I wonder whether eating cereal in traffic is as
    hazardous as talking on a cell phone. e.g. If the car in front of you
    stops suddenly, do you give priority to braking, or not spilling?

  9. Ben Pfaff wrote:
    :: "Tom Nakashima" <[email hidden]> writes:
    ::
    ::: "Ben Pfaff" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    ::: news:[email hidden]...
    :::: Yesterday I saw a fellow riding a bike with one hand dedicated to
    :::: holding a cereal bowl. The other hand was holding the spoon.
    :::: He'd ride along no-hands eating cereal, steering and braking with
    :::: the spoon hand as necessary. It wasn't a paper bowl or a plastic
    :::: spoon, either, from the looks of it.
    :::
    ::: Was it a bowl of Cheerios?
    ::
    :: I didn't get close enough to tell. When I approached him, he was
    :: on the MUP that runs along Palm Drive on Stanford campus, whereas
    :: I was in the bike lane in the street. (I did see him negotiate a
    :: couple of intersections where he had to stop. Pretty impressive
    :: in my opinion.)

    Did he stop in a track stand?

  10. Ben Pfaff said:

    Yesterday I saw a fellow riding a bike with one hand dedicated to
    holding a cereal bowl. The other hand was holding the spoon.
    He'd ride along no-hands eating cereal, steering and braking with
    the spoon hand as necessary. It wasn't a paper bowl or a plastic
    spoon, either, from the looks of it.

    No way am I well enough coordinated to do that, nor do I think I
    ever will be.

    traditionally, it's eat a powerbar, think about milk

  11. Quoted message said:

    There exists footage of a Vancouver woman eating breakfast, changing
    her clothes and, IIRC, applying make-up all while riding her bike,
    mostly hands-free.

    How does one change clothes on a bike? Difficult enough to put on a
    windbreaker without stopping.

    --Mike Jacoubowsky
    Chain Reaction Bicycles
    www.ChainReaction.com
    Redwood City & Los Altos, CA USA

    "Zoot Katz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Mike Jacoubowsky said:
    Quoted message said:

    Yesterday I saw a fellow riding a bike with one hand dedicated to
    holding a cereal bowl. The other hand was holding the spoon.
    He'd ride along no-hands eating cereal, steering and braking with
    the spoon hand as necessary. It wasn't a paper bowl or a plastic
    spoon, either, from the looks of it.

    No way am I well enough coordinated to do that, nor do I think I
    ever will be.
    --
    Ben Pfaff

    Ben: That's why you bring a small camera with you when you ride. You just
    never know what you're going to see out there!

    --Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
    www.ChainReactionBicycles.com


    There exists footage of a Vancouver woman eating breakfast, changing
    her clothes and, IIRC, applying make-up all while riding her bike,
    mostly hands-free.

    I'll hunt around and see if it's anywhere online. It's about 8
    minutes long and often appears as a short at some bike film nights.

    --
    zk

  12. "Mike Jacoubowsky" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    There exists footage of a Vancouver woman eating breakfast, changing
    her clothes and, IIRC, applying make-up all while riding her bike,
    mostly hands-free.

    How does one change clothes on a bike? Difficult enough to put on a
    windbreaker without stopping.


    ..
    Hell, I'm trying to picture the pantyhose going on. Now that would
    definitely cause a few more accidents then just her own.

    --
    -Don
    Ever had one of those days where you just felt like:
    http://cosmoslair.com/BadDay.html ?

  13. "Mike Jacoubowsky" <[email hidden]> wrote in news:tKgUf.58484$Jd.53613
    @newssvr25.news.prodigy.net:

    Quoted message said:

    Ben: That's why you bring a small camera with you when you ride. You just
    never know what you're going to see out there!

    I remember seeing a photo of Jon Boyer eating a plate of spaghetti with a
    fork during the RAAM race. He won that year.

  14. Mike Jacoubowsky said:
    Quoted message said:

    There exists footage of a Vancouver woman eating breakfast, changing
    her clothes and, IIRC, applying make-up all while riding her bike,
    mostly hands-free.

    How does one change clothes on a bike? Difficult enough to put on a
    windbreaker without stopping.

    I remember the skirt going on over her head so she was, for a few
    moments, riding blind. The whole thing was filmed by bike too.
    Judging by the lack of traffic along the bike path it looks like it
    was shot on a dreary Sunday morning.
    --
    zk

  15. Tom Nakashima said:

    "Ben Pfaff" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Yesterday I saw a fellow riding a bike with one hand dedicated to
    holding a cereal bowl. The other hand was holding the spoon.
    He'd ride along no-hands eating cereal, steering and braking with
    the spoon hand as necessary. It wasn't a paper bowl or a plastic
    spoon, either, from the looks of it.

    No way am I well enough coordinated to do that, nor do I think I
    ever will be.
    --
    Ben Pfaff
    email: [email hidden]
    web: http://benpfaff.org

    Was it a bowl of Cheerios?
    -tom


    as long as it wasn't one of those "Meat-normous" breakfast sandwiches
    from Burger king. EWWWWWWWWWW.

  16. Ben Pfaff said:

    Yesterday I saw a fellow riding a bike with one hand dedicated to
    holding a cereal bowl. The other hand was holding the spoon.
    He'd ride along no-hands eating cereal, steering and braking with
    the spoon hand as necessary. It wasn't a paper bowl or a plastic
    spoon, either, from the looks of it.

    No way am I well enough coordinated to do that, nor do I think I
    ever will be.
    --

    Dangerous, crazy, and thumbs up. :-D

    If you're gonna be nutso on a bike, be original.

  17. Ben Pfaff wrote:
    :: Yesterday I saw a fellow riding a bike with one hand dedicated to
    :: holding a cereal bowl. The other hand was holding the spoon.
    :: He'd ride along no-hands eating cereal, steering and braking with
    :: the spoon hand as necessary. It wasn't a paper bowl or a plastic
    :: spoon, either, from the looks of it.

    Where do you suppose he put the bowl when he was done? I can't imagine
    stuff a stoneware bowl in my rear jersey pocket for the duration of a long
    ride.

    ::
    :: No way am I well enough coordinated to do that, nor do I think I
    :: ever will be.
    :: --
    :: Ben Pfaff
    :: email: [email hidden]
    :: web: http://benpfaff.org

  18. Zoot Katz said:
    Mike Jacoubowsky said:
    Quoted message said:

    There exists footage of a Vancouver woman eating breakfast, changing
    her clothes and, IIRC, applying make-up all while riding her bike,
    mostly hands-free.

    How does one change clothes on a bike? Difficult enough to put on a
    windbreaker without stopping.

    I remember the skirt going on over her head so she was, for a few
    moments, riding blind. The whole thing was filmed by bike too.
    Judging by the lack of traffic along the bike path it looks like it
    was shot on a dreary Sunday morning.

    Dreary, maybe, but it sounds like the moon was out to brighten things up a
    bit.

  19. I ride for long periods of time freehanded. Mostly to loosen up the
    shoulders and arms. But this isn't in heavy traffic. And usually if a
    car is coming, I start steering, just so they don't worry about me
    getting out of control.
    Jim Gagnepain
    http://home.comcast.net/~oil_free_and_happy/

  20. Ken said:

    "Mike Jacoubowsky" <[email hidden]> wrote in news:tKgUf.58484$Jd.53613
    @newssvr25.news.prodigy.net:

    Quoted message said:

    Ben: That's why you bring a small camera with you when you ride. You just
    never know what you're going to see out there!

    I remember seeing a photo of Jon Boyer eating a plate of spaghetti with a
    fork during the RAAM race. He won that year.

    I remember that. He made it a point to sit up and dine while passing a
    competitor's rest break.

    Ron

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