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  1. Original post
    Brian Laffatme
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    Apparently Mario will be in the Tour of Georgia.

    cyclingnews.comnews.php
    apr15news2

    Bravo Mario! The Lion King will grace the shores of America,
    to show Americans what a true champion is made of. Unllike
    most American racers, Mario has surely never dreamt of
    taking performance drugs, eaten Krispy Kreme donuts, nor
    cheated on his wife. Nor does he aspire to join the company
    of movie or music starlets, he is merely content to perfect
    and dominate his craft, that of being the best sprinter in
    the world.

    If only our corrupt, drug infested, narcissistic,
    philandering, Krispy Kreme eating cycling scene on this
    side of the Atlantic were as modest, winning and dedicated
    as Mario Cipollini, cycling would be a sport on the
    eternal rise in America rather than what it is, one in
    perpetual decline.

    Bravo Mario! Bravo!

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  2. Jiyang Chen
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    #2

    "Brian Laffatme" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Apparently Mario will be in the Tour of Georgia.

    cyclingnews.comnews.php
    r15news2

    Bravo Mario! The Lion King will grace the shores of
    America, to show Americans what a true champion is made
    of. Unllike most American racers, Mario has surely never
    dreamt of taking performance drugs, eaten Krispy Kreme
    donuts, nor cheated on his wife. Nor does he aspire to
    join the company of movie or music starlets, he is merely
    content to perfect and dominate his craft, that of being
    the best sprinter in the world.

    If only our corrupt, drug infested, narcissistic,
    philandering, Krispy Kreme eating cycling scene on this
    side of the Atlantic were as modest, winning and dedicated
    as Mario Cipollini, cycling would be a sport on the
    eternal rise in America rather than what it is, one in
    perpetual decline.

    Decline from what? Cycling's never been much of anything in
    anywhere BUT Europe.

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  3. Marlene Blansha
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    #3

    "Jiyang Chen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Brian Laffatme" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Apparently Mario will be in the Tour of Georgia.

    cyclingnews.comnews.php
    apr15news2

    Bravo Mario! The Lion King will grace the shores of
    America, to show Americans what a true champion is made
    of. Unllike most American racers, Mario has surely never
    dreamt of taking performance drugs, eaten Krispy Kreme
    donuts, nor cheated on his wife. Nor does he aspire to
    join the company of movie or music starlets, he is
    merely content to perfect and dominate his craft, that
    of being the best sprinter in the world.

    If only our corrupt, drug infested, narcissistic,
    philandering, Krispy Kreme eating cycling scene on this
    side of the Atlantic were as modest, winning and
    dedicated as Mario Cipollini, cycling would be a sport
    on the eternal rise in America rather than what it is,
    one in perpetual decline.

    Decline from what? Cycling's never been much of anything
    in anywhere BUT Europe.

    Who is exactly supposed to have eaten Krispy Kremes? I
    finally tried them by the way. The honey glazed ones.
    Delicious, but boy are they sweet!

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  4. John Smith
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    Krispy Kreme donuts are currently expanding into Europe, and
    have been found to help chemically mask detection of several
    "performance drugs" with the extremely high levels of sugar
    and oil if eaten 4 hours or less before a test. Therefore,
    Europe will follow America as it always has.

    Cho

    "Marlene Blanshay" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Jiyang Chen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Brian Laffatme" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Apparently Mario will be in the Tour of Georgia.

    cyclingnews.comnews.php
    4/apr15news2

    Bravo Mario! The Lion King will grace the shores of
    America, to show Americans what a true champion is
    made of. Unllike most American racers, Mario has
    surely never dreamt of taking performance drugs, eaten
    Krispy Kreme donuts, nor cheated on his wife. Nor does
    he aspire to join the company of movie or music
    starlets, he is merely content to perfect and dominate
    his craft, that of being the best sprinter in the
    world.

    If only our corrupt, drug infested, narcissistic,
    philandering, Krispy Kreme eating cycling scene on
    this side of the Atlantic were as modest, winning and
    dedicated as Mario Cipollini, cycling would be a sport
    on the eternal rise in America rather than what it is,
    one in perpetual decline.

    Decline from what? Cycling's never been much of anything
    in anywhere BUT Europe.

    Who is exactly supposed to have eaten Krispy Kremes? I
    finally tried them


    by

    Quoted message said:

    the way. The honey glazed ones. Delicious, but boy are
    they sweet!

    Report
  5. Faster Bordello
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    Marlene Blanshay said:

    Who is exactly supposed to have eaten Krispy Kremes? I
    finally tried them by the way. The honey glazed ones.
    Delicious, but boy are they sweet!


    where were you when we thrashed LANCE for his donut eating
    girlfriend? the pic's were hysterical.

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  6. Marlene Blansha
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    #6

    "Faster Bordello" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Marlene Blanshay said:

    Who is exactly supposed to have eaten Krispy Kremes? I
    finally tried


    them by

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    the way. The honey glazed ones. Delicious, but boy are
    they sweet!


    where were you when we thrashed LANCE for his donut eating
    girlfriend? the pic's were hysterical.

    Must have missed that!

    Report

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