Can someone please tell these millionair bikers to get a damn stylist. Look at Lance, dude had GREAT hair...if you are into "the wiffle." I hate to this how much Lance paid to get the buzz.
Amazing how the euro esthectic is so far off from the US. My in-laws in Germany all have GOD AWFUL hair, and euro-vomit seat covers in their cars, and shirts with terrible prints on them, etc. Stuff we would buy in Wal-mart. And yet they only will wear levis and nike cause they are so brand conscious. I think the Germans are by far the worst in this regard (hair and clothes).
Ok, so I got a little off topic...dont get me started on the German food...
Can someone please tell these millionair bikers to get a damn stylist. Look at Lance, dude had GREAT hair...if you are into "the wiffle." I hate to this how much Lance paid to get the buzz.
Amazing how the euro esthectic is so far off from the US. My in-laws in Germany all have GOD AWFUL hair, and euro-vomit seat covers in their cars, and shirts with terrible prints on them, etc. Stuff we would buy in Wal-mart. And yet they only will wear levis and nike cause they are so brand conscious. I think the Germans are by far the worst in this regard (hair and clothes).
Ok, so I got a little off topic...dont get me started on the German food...
You seem to be on a roll. Why not hit on religion and politics while you're in the manic state?
Re: the Boonen-do. It looks like your basic "I'm going bald!" reaction. Cut him some slack, you'll be there soon enough.
Can someone please tell these millionair bikers to get a damn stylist. Look at Lance, dude had GREAT hair...if you are into "the wiffle." I hate to this how much Lance paid to get the buzz.
Amazing how the euro esthectic is so far off from the US. My in-laws in Germany all have GOD AWFUL hair, and euro-vomit seat covers in their cars, and shirts with terrible prints on them, etc. Stuff we would buy in Wal-mart. And yet they only will wear levis and nike cause they are so brand conscious. I think the Germans are by far the worst in this regard (hair and clothes).
Re: the Boonen-do. It looks like your basic "I'm going bald!" reaction. Cut him some slack, you'll be there soon enough.
Speaking of which is it just me or is there a inordinate amount of baldness amongst healthy young males at the professional level of cycling?
Baldness is associated with testosterone. Testosterone is responsible for development of male sexual characteristics. I surmise that cyclists, as a group, do go bald earlier. I also hypothesize that cyclists have larger members and like to wear spandex to highlight the genetic superiority. Any arguments? Any arguments at all? Didn't think so. 😉
Duh, no hair to test for residual doping. Shave it ALL off before you test positive.
I'd suggest that cyclist bean-shave... or a nice short 'do. He's a kid... he'll change his style soon enough. Even Laurent Brochard, the Axl Rose of the peloton, has cut off his ponytail-mullet.
Duh, no hair to test for residual doping. Shave it ALL off before you test positive.
I'd suggest that cyclist bean-shave... or a nice short 'do. He's a kid... he'll change his style soon enough. Even Laurent Brochard, the Axl Rose of the peloton, has cut off his ponytail-mullet.
Duh, no hair to test for residual doping. Shave it ALL off before you test positive.
I'd suggest that cyclist bean-shave... or a nice short 'do. He's a kid... he'll change his style soon enough. Even Laurent Brochard, the Axl Rose of the peloton, has cut off his ponytail-mullet.
...and passed the mullet-torch to Ekimov. 😉
~bob
i haven't seen his hairdo lately... i remember it was kind of pouffy.
