Boners When Spotting Others?

Isaac Frenshaw said:

I have noticed recently that a very embarassing thing happens when I am
spotting people on the Bench Press.

On a few occasions, feeling their hot breath on my balls as they are lifting
the weights has caused me to get a boner. Being as I am HUGE (almost five
full inches), the boner protrudes over and covers the faces of the
spot-tees. Needless to say I have gotten a few angry looks from people, and
many of them don't want me to spot them anymore.

Has anyone else had this problem, and what do you do about it? I have tried
spanking the monkey inside the gym restroom before spotting anyone, and this
seems to work except I have to do it in the showers and sometimes people
wonder why I am in the showers with my shorts around my ankles.

You just trolled rec.running with this story. Get a new troll will
you?

TBR

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."

Isaac Frenshaw said:

On a few occasions, feeling their hot breath on my balls as they are lifting
the weights has caused me to get a boner. Being as I am HUGE (almost five
full inches), the boner protrudes over and covers the faces of the

Perhaps, if the guy you were spotting bunched you in the balls ...
followed by vigorous kicking ... slime like you wouldn't be breathing
long enough ... to be a degenerate?

Just my opinion, but I am right as usual.

Mr-Natural-Health said:

Perhaps, if the guy you were spotting bunched you in the balls ...
followed by vigorous kicking ... slime like you wouldn't be breathing
long enough ... to be a degenerate?

Degenerate? He was totally honest about his homosexuality, his
attraction to young boys, and his WO routine. What more could you ask?

TBR

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."

"The Bill Rodgers" <> Degenerate? He was totally honest about his
homosexuality, his

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attraction to young boys, and his WO routine. What more could you ask?

Young boys? You projected that part into it (from your own fantasies).

Where I work out the gym is mostly full of middle-aged geezers and some
downright OLD PEOPLE. We have to get our hard-ons around guys with bushy
eye-brows, missing teeth, [censored]-[censored] sagging under their white dickies
t-shirts.

"Mr-Natural-Health" <> Perhaps, if the guy you were spotting bunched you in
the balls ...

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followed by vigorous kicking ... slime like you wouldn't be breathing long

enough ... to be a degenerate?

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Gay panic? In your case you would be kicking in extasy and moaning as the
various gym brothers took you like a prison [censored] in heat.

"The Bill Rodgers" <> You just trolled rec.running with this story. Get a
new troll will

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you?

Huh? Who would want to visit "running" much less troll it. Are you one of
those skinny fruiters that has that "funny" running walk? They say it is for
less stress on the joints, but most of them look like [censored] even before
they start with the funny walk.

Isaac Frenshaw said:

Young boys? You projected that part into it (from your own fantasies).

No, you said in that email to me that you were really seeking young
boys to have sex with. Don't make me post it here...

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Where I work out the gym is mostly full of middle-aged geezers and some
downright OLD PEOPLE. We have to get our hard-ons around guys with bushy
eye-brows, missing teeth, [censored]-[censored] sagging under their white dickies
t-shirts.

And that turns you on too? Strange you're attracted to young boys and
old men too.

TBR

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."

Isaac Frenshaw said:

Gay panic? In your case you would be kicking in extasy and moaning as the
various gym brothers took you like a prison [censored] in heat.

You were there? He screamed like a lil girl too...

TBR

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."

Isaac Frenshaw said:

Huh? Who would want to visit "running" much less troll it. Are you one of
those skinny fruiters that has that "funny" running walk? They say it is for
less stress on the joints, but most of them look like [censored] even before
they start with the funny walk.

Um a jeaniuss you're not. I simply googled you.

TBR

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."

In article <[email hidden]>,

Isaac Frenshaw said:

"The Bill Rodgers" <> Degenerate? He was totally honest about his
homosexuality, his

Quoted message said:

attraction to young boys, and his WO routine. What more could you ask?

Young boys? You projected that part into it (from your own fantasies).

Where I work out the gym is mostly full of middle-aged geezers and some
downright OLD PEOPLE. We have to get our hard-ons around guys with bushy
eye-brows, missing teeth, [censored]-[censored] sagging under their white dickies
t-shirts.

You need to work out later in the day. ;-)
Me and the other older folks work out early in the morning.

The one time I made the mistake of going late in the evening (after 5
pm.), the gym was packed with younger yuppee and college students! It
sucked. Rude little [censored] that did not unrack their plates and did
not let you work in so you had to wait for equipment! Took me twice as
long to finish my routine. The gym was all sweaty and smelly too with at
least 50 people there.

At 7:30 in the morning, there are only 6 to 10 people there.
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

Isaac Frenshaw said:

"Mr-Natural-Health" <> Perhaps, if the guy you were spotting bunched you in
the balls ...

Quoted message said:

followed by vigorous kicking ... slime like you wouldn't be breathing long

enough ... to be a degenerate?

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Gay panic? In your case you would be kicking in extasy and moaning as the
various gym brothers took you like a prison [censored] in heat.

Are there any Pilates ngs out there? You know where people are actual
human and interested in exercise?

This ng needs to be fumigated, something bad! You guys are basically
dogs in heat totally devoid of a brain.

You have my condolences.

Mr-Natural-Health said:

Isaac Frenshaw said:

"Mr-Natural-Health" <> Perhaps, if the guy you were spotting bunched you in
the balls ...

Quoted message said:

followed by vigorous kicking ... slime like you wouldn't be breathing long

enough ... to be a degenerate?

Quoted message said:

Gay panic? In your case you would be kicking in extasy and moaning as the
various gym brothers took you like a prison [censored] in heat.

Are there any Pilates ngs out there? You know where people are actual
human and interested in exercise?

This ng needs to be fumigated, something bad! You guys are basically
dogs in heat totally devoid of a brain.

Maybe you should start your own newsgroup:

alt.fitness.wussies.decrepit.toothless

JMW said:

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This ng needs to be fumigated, something bad! You guys are basically
dogs in heat totally devoid of a brain.

Maybe you should start your own newsgroup:

There is a special place for degenerates. It is called jail.

Just thought that you might want to know.

"Isaac Frenshaw" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

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I have noticed recently that a very embarassing thing happens when I am
spotting people on the Bench Press.

On a few occasions, feeling their hot breath on my balls as they are
lifting
the weights has caused me to get a boner. Being as I am HUGE (almost five
full inches), the boner protrudes over and covers the faces of the
spot-tees. Needless to say I have gotten a few angry looks from people,
and
many of them don't want me to spot them anymore.

Has anyone else had this problem, and what do you do about it? I have
tried
spanking the monkey inside the gym restroom before spotting anyone, and
this
seems to work except I have to do it in the showers and sometimes people
wonder why I am in the showers with my shorts around my ankles.

LOL, that's hilarious. I hope the guy who posted earlier about getting
boners while lifting doesn't get his feelings bent out of shape about it.
The thing I dislike is when I spotting a benchpresser and their breath
stinks and then they exhale and you gotta stand there and take it. For some
reason that reminds me of the time a guy was doing situps and he farted
really loud and there was a hot chick working out nearby, so none of us
laughed but if she weren't there we would have been laughing our asses off.

"The Bill Rodgers" <> Um a jeaniuss you're not. I simply googled you.

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Apparently that was a cross-post from some other list. As you have probably
noticed nearly every post is now cross-posted so if you copy to post and
change the subject and don't pay attention you end up cross-posting to
whatever other groups the previous poster was posting to. I assure you that
I never run if I can walk, and I have never knowingly participated in any
running group, unless it happened when your buddy Mr. Natural was flossing
his mouth with my spotter.

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <(after 5 pm.), the gym was packed with younger yuppee
and college students! Rude little [censored] that did not let you work in so
you had to wait for equipment! Took me twice as long to finish my routine.>>

I have noticed that among the so-called youth there seem to be alot more
[censored] and rude people. I recently was doing "super-sets" of triceps, so I
was going from one triceps machine to another and when I get to one where
the guy had just finished (and I had already done two sets there), I go to
change the weights and the guy then hangs on to the bars and refuses to let
me work in. I said "You know everyone here has the same right to use the
equiptment." and he said "I'm using it right now." I go "No, you are just
hanging on it, you finished about 30 seconds ago." and he goes "Yeah but if
you work in it will slow me down." and I said "So you call this a fast pace?
Hey man, enjoy yourself. I guess selfish people need to work out too." and I
walked away.

That did not faze him, he was as happy as could be, and took about five
minutes between each set and kept hanging on to the equiptment to make sure
nobody else would use it.

Mr-Natural-Health" <> There is a special place for degenerates. It is called
jail.

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Just thought that you might want to know.

Sounds like you know, ONLY TOO WELL. I guess that is as good a place as any
to meet your fellow brothers and make friends THE HARD WAY.

In article <[email hidden]>,

Jehovah McCracken said:

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <(after 5 pm.), the gym was packed with younger yuppee
and college students! Rude little [censored] that did not let you work in so
you had to wait for equipment! Took me twice as long to finish my routine.>>

I have noticed that among the so-called youth there seem to be alot more
[censored] and rude people.

Both parents working, nobody at home to teach them any manners. :-(
Many of the younger generation are growing up to be mannerless [censored].

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I recently was doing "super-sets" of triceps, so I
was going from one triceps machine to another and when I get to one where
the guy had just finished (and I had already done two sets there), I go to
change the weights and the guy then hangs on to the bars and refuses to let
me work in. I said "You know everyone here has the same right to use the
equiptment." and he said "I'm using it right now." I go "No, you are just
hanging on it, you finished about 30 seconds ago." and he goes "Yeah but if
you work in it will slow me down." and I said "So you call this a fast pace?
Hey man, enjoy yourself. I guess selfish people need to work out too." and I
walked away.

That did not faze him, he was as happy as could be, and took about five
minutes between each set and kept hanging on to the equiptment to make sure
nobody else would use it.

You could report him to the gym manager?

Or just work out earlier in the morning.......

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--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <> You could report him to the gym manager?

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Can you imagine how silly that would seem? Unless the "offender" was cutting
the cables or setting a fire, most of the typical gym managers would think
that the complaining party was a major douchebag.