Boners during workouts! Is this normal?!?

Quoted message said:

I'm always getting hardons during my morning workouts at the gym.
Without any kind of sexual stimulation. It can get to be pretty
embarrassing because I'm trying my best to hide it. Anybody else ever
have this happen? Or am I just abnormal???

There are sevral possiblities regarding this:
1) This is a troll post intended to spark controversy.
2) There are some extremely attractive members in your gym. If they're
women then maybe I should switch from my gym full of Delat Burke look
alikes to yours :0
3) Too much testerone in those pills\needles you are using
4) You need to get some.
5) A bit of all of them. LMAO

Well which is is it?

Ali

Well....I'm not using roids, and at 5 in the morning there aren't any
attractive babes at the gym, so it must be that I need to get some.

It is a sign of chronic demonic possession.

You are going to die soon and go straight to hell.

Somebody said:

I'm always getting hardons during my morning workouts at the gym.
Without any kind of sexual stimulation. It can get to be pretty
embarrassing because I'm trying my best to hide it.

Shouldn't be very hard.

Quoted message said:

Anybody else ever have this happen? Or am I just abnormal???

Again, it shouldn't be very hard.

--
Jock

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Quoted message said:

I'm always getting hardons during my morning workouts at the gym.
Without any kind of sexual stimulation. It can get to be pretty
embarrassing because I'm trying my best to hide it. Anybody else ever
have this happen? Or am I just abnormal???

From what I've seen at the gym, it's not all that uncommon. ;-)

Most guys wear a jock to hide the issue.
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

In article <[email hidden]>,

Quoted message said:

Well....I'm not using roids, and at 5 in the morning there aren't any
attractive babes at the gym, so it must be that I need to get some.

You could always masturbate before a workout....
That's supposed to increase natural test levels if I'm not mistaken?
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

alijsyed said:

Quoted message said:

I'm always getting hardons during my morning workouts at the gym.
Without any kind of sexual stimulation. It can get to be pretty
embarrassing because I'm trying my best to hide it. Anybody else ever
have this happen? Or am I just abnormal???

There are sevral possiblities regarding this:
1) This is a troll post intended to spark controversy.
2) There are some extremely attractive members in your gym. If they're
women then maybe I should switch from my gym full of Delat Burke look
alikes to yours :0
3) Too much testerone in those pills\needles you are using
4) You need to get some.
5) A bit of all of them. LMAO

Well which is is it?

Ali

I'd guess teenager.

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

You could always masturbate before a workout....
That's supposed to increase natural test levels if I'm not mistaken?

Like he doesn' 60 or 70x a day already?

TBR

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."

John Dunlop said:

Again, it shouldn't be very hard.

Indeed! Those 2" stiffies are easy to conceal, right?

TBR

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

From what I've seen at the gym, it's not all that uncommon. ;-)

Does this seem to happen a lot after you just got done drying your
ankles Om? Think about it dude...

TBR

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."

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The Bill Rodgers said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

You could always masturbate before a workout....
That's supposed to increase natural test levels if I'm not mistaken?

Like he doesn' 60 or 70x a day already?

TBR

<lol> If he's a teenager, you are probably right.
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

In article <[email hidden]>,

The Bill Rodgers said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

From what I've seen at the gym, it's not all that uncommon. ;-)

Does this seem to happen a lot after you just got done drying your
ankles Om? Think about it dude...

TBR

Do you experience these fantasies often dude????

Carry on then....
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

<cthunter_jr@> I'm always getting hardons during my morning workouts at the
gym. am I just abnormal???>

YES. You are a homosexual. You get hard-ons during your workouts because the
smell of the men around you is arousing you. You look at them work-out. You
want them to climb on your back and bugger your butt. You get hard. You are
a [censored].

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

Do you experience these fantasies often dude????

You're the one drying your ankles at the gym, even after I warned you
that gyms are for gay men. My fantasy is your reality.

TBR

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."

On Thu, 18 Aug 2005 15:37:30 -0400, "Frito Layd" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

You
want them to climb on your back and bugger your butt.

Sounds like a normal saturday night at Chucks house.

TBR

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."

In article <[email hidden]>,

The Bill Rodgers said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

Do you experience these fantasies often dude????

You're the one drying your ankles at the gym, even after I warned you
that gyms are for gay men. My fantasy is your reality.

TBR

'cept I don't shower at the gym.........

Must be the hyperextensions.

Cheers!
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

'cept I don't shower at the gym.........

That makes it even more perverted. You don't even shower, so what are
you doing bent over with your hands around your ankles?

TBR

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."

In article <[email hidden]>,

The Bill Rodgers said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

'cept I don't shower at the gym.........

That makes it even more perverted. You don't even shower, so what are
you doing bent over with your hands around your ankles?

TBR

Yoga?
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

Yoga?

Oh ok, that's reasonable.

TBR

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."