Blond Cooks...

Katra said:

MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Ken. Today I made angel food
cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The
neighbours were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY: Ken wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe
said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a
surprise when Ken brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash
thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of
silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved
the rice any.

THURSDAY: Today Ken asked for salad again. I tried a new
recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed
of lettuce one hour before serving. Ken asked me why I
was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put
the ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been
something wrong with this recipe. When I got back,
everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY: Ken did the shopping today and brought home a
chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For
some reason Ken keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY: Ken's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve
roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash
of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the
controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to
my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting
week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a
new recipe on Ken. If I can talk Ken into buying a bigger
oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.

Even my (blonde) wife thought this was funny.

--
Pete Romfh, Telecom Geek & Amateur Gourmet.
promfh at hal dash pc dot org

Katra said:

MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Ken. Today I made angel food cake. The
recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbours were nice enough to
loan me some extra bowls. TUESDAY: Ken wanted fruit salad for supper.
The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a
surprise when Ken brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before
steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I
can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY: Today Ken asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said
prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before
serving. Ken asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients
in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this
recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

Cookies?

Quoted message said:

SATURDAY: Ken did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He
asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Ken keeps
counting to ten.

SUNDAY: Ken's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I
had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger
in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger,
much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager
for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Ken. If I can talk
Ken into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with
Chocolate Moose.

In article <[email hidden]>,

Pete Romfh said:

Katra said:

MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Ken. Today I made angel food
cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The
neighbours were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY: Ken wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe
said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a
surprise when Ken brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash
thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of
silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved
the rice any.

THURSDAY: Today Ken asked for salad again. I tried a new
recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed
of lettuce one hour before serving. Ken asked me why I
was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put
the ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been
something wrong with this recipe. When I got back,
everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY: Ken did the shopping today and brought home a
chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For
some reason Ken keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY: Ken's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve
roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash
of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the
controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to
my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting
week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a
new recipe on Ken. If I can talk Ken into buying a bigger
oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.

Even my (blonde) wife thought this was funny.

;-)

Kat
--
K.

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"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell‹you
see, I have friends in both places." --Mark Twain

Katra wrote:

No honeymoon salad?

(lettuce alone with no dressing)

BOB

In article <[email hidden]>, " BOB" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Katra wrote:

No honeymoon salad?

(lettuce alone with no dressing)

BOB

LOL!

Another punster I see ;-)
--
K.

Sprout the MungBean to reply

"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell‹you
see, I have friends in both places." --Mark Twain

Katra said:

In article <[email hidden]>, " BOB" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Katra wrote:

No honeymoon salad?

(lettuce alone with no dressing)

BOB

LOL!

Another punster I see ;-)

for which he should be drawn and quoted.

jim