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  1. One of the most obese men I'd ever seen approached me the
    other day, saying, "when are you guys starting up your Wed
    morning group rides?" I didn't even know the guy. I told
    him I was already going out, and if he had a bike, come
    join us, etc.

    He said he used to ride in CA, and I finally got it out of
    him that he was a roadie about 20 years and 200lbs ago. I
    told him the learning curve of getting back int bike shape
    was kinda painful on our hills, but if he wanted to go out
    with us, give it a try. We're a friendly group, with every
    skill and fitness level represented. Even room for maniacs
    like the GMan.

    He seemed sincere, so I was too. But he seemed to think all
    he had to was throw a leg over and pedal.

    I guess he's right. Why not? Even if he is 400lbs. Jabba the
    Hut on wheels. Works for me. Hope it does for him.

    paladin

  2. On 2004-03-24, Paladin penned:

    Quoted message said:


    He seemed sincere, so I was too. But he seemed to think
    all he had to was throw a leg over and pedal.

    I guess he's right. Why not? Even if he is 400lbs. Jabba
    the Hut on wheels. Works for me. Hope it does for him.

    Well, everyone has to start somewhere, right? I've often
    wondered about this. You go to any outdoor stoor or sports
    department, and the women's clothing marked "large" is,
    well, not. (I don't know if this is the case for men as
    well.) Exercise clothing seems to be sized for athletic,
    petite people. So there's a double whammy: you're fat, you
    want to get in shape, you go to get the gear -- and you
    can't even fit into it properly. Maybe there are very-large-
    person exercise stores of which I'm just not aware, but it
    doesn't seem like you could just wander into REI or Gart's
    and get what you need.

    It does seem like walking or swimming would be a lot easier
    on his body, but I guess he'll figure it out.

    One thing's for sure -- if he can stick with it, he won't
    look like he does for long.

    --
    monique

  3. Paladin said:

    One of the most obese men I'd ever seen approached me the
    other day, saying, "when are you guys starting up your Wed
    morning group rides?" I didn't even know the guy. I told
    him I was already going out, and if he had a bike, come
    join us, etc.

    He said he used to ride in CA, and I finally got it out of
    him that he was a roadie about 20 years and 200lbs ago. I
    told him the learning curve of getting back int bike shape
    was kinda painful on our hills, but if he wanted to go out
    with us, give it a try. We're a friendly group, with every
    skill and fitness level represented. Even room for maniacs
    like the GMan.

    He seemed sincere, so I was too. But he seemed to think
    all he had to was throw a leg over and pedal.

    I guess he's right. Why not? Even if he is 400lbs. Jabba
    the Hut on wheels. Works for me. Hope it does for him.

    paladin

    When I worked in a shop we had this regular customer, a guy
    who was probably 400lb, who never ceased to amaze me. He
    didn't have a car so he rode his bike everywhere yet he was
    always just huge. I used to spot him all over town on his
    bike, usually a good distance from his home. I would have
    liked to know how much mileage he piled on.

    He went through parts like it was nobody's business, he
    couldn't afford quality stuff so we pretty much sold him
    everything at cost so he could ride stuff that would last.

  4. kantspel said:

    When I worked in a shop we had this regular customer, a
    guy who was probably 400lb, who never ceased to amaze me.
    He didn't have a car so he rode his bike everywhere yet he
    was always just huge. I used to spot him all over town on
    his bike, usually a good distance from his home. I would
    have liked to know how much mileage he piled on.

    I have seen a transient/bum type dude around here for YEARS
    that rides a bike around town picking up cans for the
    deposit. His ass is about 3 and a half feet wide,a

  5. (Paladin) said:

    One of the most obese men I'd ever seen approached me the
    other day, saying, "when are you guys starting up your Wed
    morning group rides?" I didn't even know the guy. I told
    him I was already going out, and if he had a bike, come
    join us, etc.

    He said he used to ride in CA, and I finally got it out of
    him that he was a roadie about 20 years and 200lbs ago. I
    told him the learning curve of getting back int bike shape
    was kinda painful on our hills, but if he wanted to go out
    with us, give it a try. We're a friendly group, with every
    skill and fitness level represented. Even room for maniacs
    like the GMan.

    He seemed sincere, so I was too. But he seemed to think all
    he had to was throw a leg over and pedal.

    I guess he's right. Why not? Even if he is 400lbs. Jabba
    the Hut on wheels. Works for me. Hope it does for him.

    paladin

    More power to him!

    Peace, Bill The mind serves properly as a window glass
    rather than as a reflector, that is, the mind should give an
    immediate view instead of an interpretation of the world.
    :-]

  6. kantspel said:
    Paladin said:

    One of the most obese men I'd ever seen approached me the
    other day, saying, "when are you guys starting up your
    Wed morning group rides?" I didn't even know the guy. I
    told him I was already going out, and if he had a bike,
    come join us, etc.


    <snip> I can remember the guy that owned the local garage
    around here years ago riding his chopper. Honestly he was
    a dude about 50 years old, white hair with a beer gut
    that went out to ---> ---> here! Maybe he wasn't 400
    pounds but he rode that bike everywhere and I swear he
    never lost an ounce.
    --
    Westie (Replace 'invalid' with 'yahoo' when replying.)

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