I share this to show you just how stupid some people can be. Don't underestimate what some people
will do for fun.
I'm riding on a rural road, low traffic. It's flat and toward the end of my ride, so I'm riding
around 18 mph, on the far right line. I don't want trouble from the car people, nor do I want a bad
name for biking. Anyway, I hear the car coming up behind me. Nothing abnormal, I figure he's going
to pass and go on. There is no oncoming traffic, and you can see for 1/2 or better.
As the sound of the car is on me, I get the most incredible impact and stinging sensation on my
butt. My eyes must have bugged out of my head 3 inches, tears and all. For the next 5 seconds, that
seemed like forever, my mind says WOW, I haven't been spanked like that since I was a kid, if ever.
I'm thankful I'm still upright and not in the ditch. Anger erupts into my brain as I see this Honda
Civic pulling away from me with the outstretched arm and hand of the passenger lazily dangling out
window. I'm sure he wanted me to see what he slapped me with. The mind doesn't work fast enough in
that surprised state to get the license plate.
I had always heard stories of people having close calls. I never thought it would happen to me.