bike messenger videos...

On 19 Apr 2006 13:08:56 -0700, [email hidden]
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the vids:

http://www.digave.com/videos/

the threatening phone calls:

http://www.insurgent.org/kook_sounds/

the honeymoon photo:

http://www.cluebie.org/Mousie.jpg

Quoted message said:

my blog:

http://skywriter.diaryland.com

"Life is pretty routine for me... I wake up, ride the bike to the gym
to lift weights, and then I go to work as a bike messenger all day..."

You seem to have spent the whole morning in the Jacksonville Public
Library, chuckles. Is "bike book-shelver" part of your job
description? Do books count as "weights"?

As it says on your blog, in the article you stole without reading:

'"It's a poor working-class job," says McGlynn, "one of the few jobs
that's always available." "If you're going to get bottom-rung work,
you can get a job in a restaurant, cleaning up offices or as a
messenger," says Lund.'

What a pathetic little twerp you are, chuckles.

PJR :-)
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On 19 Apr 2006 13:08:56 -0700, [email hidden]
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Quoted message said:

the vids:

http://www.digave.com/videos/

the threatening phone calls:

http://www.insurgent.org/kook_sounds/

Ah yes, these are timeless k0oK sounds.

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the honeymoon photo:

http://www.cluebie.org/Mousie.jpg

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Quoted message said:

On 19 Apr 2006 13:08:56 -0700, [email hidden]
<[email hidden]> wrote in rec.arts.poems:

Quoted message said:

the vids:

http://www.digave.com/videos/

the threatening phone calls:

http://www.insurgent.org/kook_sounds/

the honeymoon photo:

http://www.cluebie.org/Mousie.jpg

Quoted message said:

my blog:

http://skywriter.diaryland.com

"Life is pretty routine for me... I wake up, ride the bike to the gym
to lift weights, and then I go to work as a bike messenger all day..."

You seem to have spent the whole morning in the Jacksonville Public
Library, chuckles. Is "bike book-shelver" part of your job
description? Do books count as "weights"?

As it says on your blog, in the article you stole without reading:

'"It's a poor working-class job," says McGlynn, "one of the few jobs
that's always available." "If you're going to get bottom-rung work,
you can get a job in a restaurant, cleaning up offices or as a
messenger," says Lund.'

What a pathetic little twerp you are, chuckles.

PJR :-)
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._\`:_ F S M _:' \_, PJR: http://www.insurgent.org/~pjr/
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After considerable searching I have located the fifty or so odd
Tom and Chuck photos, I tried upping them to alt.kook.chuck-lysaght
Though I'm sure that is going to work out.
The plan here is to create a reliable database of the famous parodies
and satires of kook's. Anyone have any suggestions?

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In article <[email hidden]>,

Michael Cook said:

"Peter J Ross" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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On 19 Apr 2006 13:08:56 -0700, [email hidden]
<[email hidden]> wrote in rec.arts.poems:

Quoted message said:

the vids:

http://www.digave.com/videos/

the threatening phone calls:

http://www.insurgent.org/kook_sounds/

the honeymoon photo:

http://www.cluebie.org/Mousie.jpg

Quoted message said:

my blog:

http://skywriter.diaryland.com

"Life is pretty routine for me... I wake up, ride the bike to the gym
to lift weights, and then I go to work as a bike messenger all day..."

You seem to have spent the whole morning in the Jacksonville Public
Library, chuckles. Is "bike book-shelver" part of your job
description? Do books count as "weights"?

As it says on your blog, in the article you stole without reading:

'"It's a poor working-class job," says McGlynn, "one of the few jobs
that's always available." "If you're going to get bottom-rung work,
you can get a job in a restaurant, cleaning up offices or as a
messenger," says Lund.'

What a pathetic little twerp you are, chuckles.

PJR :-)
--
_ _(o)_(o)_ _ FSM: http://www.venganza.org/
._\`:_ F S M _:' \_, PJR: http://www.insurgent.org/~pjr/
/ (`---'\ `-. AUK: http://www.netcabal.com/auk/

After considerable searching I have located the fifty or so odd
Tom and Chuck photos, I tried upping them to alt.kook.chuck-lysaght
Though I'm sure that is going to work out.
The plan here is to create a reliable database of the famous parodies
and satires of kook's. Anyone have any suggestions?

[email hidden]

Humbly replying: Chuckles' theme song and eulogy?

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Peter J Ross said:

On 19 Apr 2006 13:08:56 -0700, [email hidden]
<[email hidden]> wrote in rec.arts.poems:

Quoted message said:

the vids:

http://www.digave.com/videos/

the threatening phone calls:

http://www.insurgent.org/kook_sounds/

the honeymoon photo:

http://www.cluebie.org/Mousie.jpg

Quoted message said:

my blog:

http://skywriter.diaryland.com

"Life is pretty routine for me... I wake up, ride the bike to the gym
to lift weights, and then I go to work as a bike messenger all day..."

You seem to have spent the whole morning in the Jacksonville Public
Library, chuckles. Is "bike book-shelver" part of your job
description? Do books count as "weights"?

As it says on your blog, in the article you stole without reading:

'"It's a poor working-class job," says McGlynn, "one of the few jobs
that's always available." "If you're going to get bottom-rung work,
you can get a job in a restaurant, cleaning up offices or as a
messenger," says Lund.'

What a pathetic little twerp you are, chuckles.

First of all... Ask any bike messenger in New York City if they'd be
interested in being the only bike messenger in Jacksonville, Florida.
As kt hem if they'd be interested in a untapped market.

Secondly, I'm in much better physical condition than you are, Ross. I'm
bigger and stronger. Hell, I'm better lookin' too. Chicks dig me. It
makes you jealous.

Quoted message said:

PJR :-)
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the messenjah said:

I'm
bigger and stronger. Hell, I'm better lookin' too. Chicks dig me. It
makes you jealous.

Here's yet another example of that peculiar mixture of narcissism and
self-loathing that we often find in a career petty criminal.

chuckles, you're so big and strong and good looking and such a chick
magnet that you're

ALONE.

yes, very convincing. Now, sit there in the library and respond to
as many posts as you can, and just type in the same, lame comebacks:
I'm cool, you're not. Very impressive. We're all so convinced, loser.

ggamble said:

the messenjah said:

I'm
bigger and stronger. Hell, I'm better lookin' too. Chicks dig me. It
makes you jealous.

Here's yet another example of that peculiar mixture of narcissism and
self-loathing that we often find in a career petty criminal.

chuckles, you're so big and strong and good looking and such a chick
magnet that you're

ALONE.

yes, very convincing. Now, sit there in the library and respond to
as many posts as you can, and just type in the same, lame comebacks:
I'm cool, you're not. Very impressive. We're all so convinced, loser.

You're having another bad morning, huh? Heh-heh...

the messenjah said:

another bad morning

ALONE.

You're dad doesn't sound so good, chuckles.

You better phone him.

no wait!

heh

the messenjah said:

Quoted message said:

the threatening phone calls:

http://www.insurgent.org/kook_sounds/

the honeymoon photo:

http://www.cluebie.org/Mousie.jpg

Hey chuckles, did you do your taxes?

Did you report all your tips and commissions?

I certainly hope so!

Blessed be!

the messenjah said:

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the messenjah said:

Peter J Ross said:

On 19 Apr 2006 13:08:56 -0700, [email hidden]
<[email hidden]> wrote in rec.arts.poems:

Quoted message said:

the vids:

http://www.digave.com/videos/

the threatening phone calls:

http://www.insurgent.org/kook_sounds/

the honeymoon photo:

http://www.cluebie.org/Mousie.jpg

Quoted message said:

my blog:

http://skywriter.diaryland.com

"Life is pretty routine for me... I wake up, ride the bike to the gym
to lift weights, and then I go to work as a bike messenger all day..."

You seem to have spent the whole morning in the Jacksonville Public
Library, chuckles. Is "bike book-shelver" part of your job
description? Do books count as "weights"?

As it says on your blog, in the article you stole without reading:

'"It's a poor working-class job," says McGlynn, "one of the few jobs
that's always available." "If you're going to get bottom-rung work,
you can get a job in a restaurant, cleaning up offices or as a
messenger," says Lund.'

What a pathetic little twerp you are, chuckles.

First of all... Ask any bike messenger in New York City if they'd be
interested in being the only bike messenger in Jacksonville, Florida.
As kt hem if they'd be interested in a untapped market.

"01/22/2004

Zippy Courier Service has messengers downtown, San Marco,
Riverside, Avondale, Ortega and on the Westside.

"I have messengers on call from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. They hang
out in a certain area and I page them when a call comes in,"
said Torres.

Torres currently employees 10 bike messengers, but he hopes
to expand his business to 50 within the next two years. He
also wants two drivers for deliveries from downtown to the
Southside and the beaches."

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the messenjah said:

ggamble said:

the messenjah said:

I'm
bigger and stronger. Hell, I'm better lookin' too. Chicks dig me. It
makes you jealous.

Here's yet another example of that peculiar mixture of narcissism and
self-loathing that we often find in a career petty criminal.

chuckles, you're so big and strong and good looking and such a chick
magnet that you're

ALONE.

yes, very convincing. Now, sit there in the library and respond to
as many posts as you can, and just type in the same, lame comebacks:
I'm cool, you're not. Very impressive. We're all so convinced, loser.

You're having another bad morning, huh? Heh-heh...

Exactly the same lame responses he was talking about. Nice job obeying
Gary, Chucknozzle.

Jade

On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 11:04:10 -0400, dave hillstrom <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

the messenjah said:

Peter J Ross said:

On 19 Apr 2006 13:08:56 -0700, [email hidden]
<[email hidden]> wrote in rec.arts.poems:

> the vids:
>
> http://www.digave.com/videos/

the threatening phone calls:

http://www.insurgent.org/kook_sounds/

the honeymoon photo:

http://www.cluebie.org/Mousie.jpg

> my blog:
>
> http://skywriter.diaryland.com

"Life is pretty routine for me... I wake up, ride the bike to the gym
to lift weights, and then I go to work as a bike messenger all day..."

You seem to have spent the whole morning in the Jacksonville Public
Library, chuckles. Is "bike book-shelver" part of your job
description? Do books count as "weights"?

As it says on your blog, in the article you stole without reading:

'"It's a poor working-class job," says McGlynn, "one of the few jobs
that's always available." "If you're going to get bottom-rung work,
you can get a job in a restaurant, cleaning up offices or as a
messenger," says Lund.'

What a pathetic little twerp you are, chuckles.

First of all... Ask any bike messenger in New York City if they'd be
interested in being the only bike messenger in Jacksonville, Florida.
As kt hem if they'd be interested in a untapped market.

Secondly, I'm in much better physical condition than you are, Ross. I'm
bigger and stronger. Hell, I'm better lookin' too. Chicks dig me. It
makes you jealous.

still working towards that phone call to the library, i see. i
thought it rather telling that you dropped that thread right quick,
kluck. maybe you should brag (aka lie) about how youre now chief
internet security advisor to the library, and that you didnt like that
nonexistent bike job anyway. and that you can have all of our
accounts now pulled by just waving your pinkie finger in a tiny figure
eight. go on, kluck. tell us another lie. nobody here believes you
anyway. well, mousy tommy bishop does. but i wouldnt brag about that
if i were you. go on, kluck, lie some more. tell us how youre at
work (in your blargh), while we all watch your posts show up from the
libraries IP addy for the next 4 hours. come on, kluck, tell us a
story.

He does tell very funny stories.

I want to hear the one about the escaped prisoner uniform in Hemming
Plaza!

Or the time you lied about taking down an out of control drunk.

Jade

STOMP said:

On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 11:04:10 -0400, dave hillstrom <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

the messenjah said:

Peter J Ross wrote:
> On 19 Apr 2006 13:08:56 -0700, [email hidden]
> <[email hidden]> wrote in rec.arts.poems:
>
> > the vids:
> >
> > http://www.digave.com/videos/
>
> the threatening phone calls:
>
> http://www.insurgent.org/kook_sounds/
>
> the honeymoon photo:
>
> http://www.cluebie.org/Mousie.jpg
>
> > my blog:
> >
> > http://skywriter.diaryland.com
>
> "Life is pretty routine for me... I wake up, ride the bike to the gym
> to lift weights, and then I go to work as a bike messenger all day..."
>
> You seem to have spent the whole morning in the Jacksonville Public
> Library, chuckles. Is "bike book-shelver" part of your job
> description? Do books count as "weights"?
>
> As it says on your blog, in the article you stole without reading:
>
> '"It's a poor working-class job," says McGlynn, "one of the few jobs
> that's always available." "If you're going to get bottom-rung work,
> you can get a job in a restaurant, cleaning up offices or as a
> messenger," says Lund.'
>
> What a pathetic little twerp you are, chuckles.

First of all... Ask any bike messenger in New York City if they'd be
interested in being the only bike messenger in Jacksonville, Florida.
As kt hem if they'd be interested in a untapped market.

Secondly, I'm in much better physical condition than you are, Ross. I'm
bigger and stronger. Hell, I'm better lookin' too. Chicks dig me. It
makes you jealous.

still working towards that phone call to the library, i see. i
thought it rather telling that you dropped that thread right quick,
kluck. maybe you should brag (aka lie) about how youre now chief
internet security advisor to the library, and that you didnt like that
nonexistent bike job anyway. and that you can have all of our
accounts now pulled by just waving your pinkie finger in a tiny figure
eight. go on, kluck. tell us another lie. nobody here believes you
anyway. well, mousy tommy bishop does. but i wouldnt brag about that
if i were you. go on, kluck, lie some more. tell us how youre at
work (in your blargh), while we all watch your posts show up from the
libraries IP addy for the next 4 hours. come on, kluck, tell us a
story.

He does tell very funny stories.

I want to hear the one about the escaped prisoner uniform in Hemming
Plaza!

Or the time you lied about taking down an out of control drunk.

Jade

He poked at a disabled drunk man with his umbrella. What a hero!

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the messenjah said:

First of all... Ask any bike messenger in New York City if they'd be
interested in being the only bike messenger in Jacksonville, Florida.
As kt hem if they'd be interested in a untapped market.

You're not the only one, pedochuck. Stop lying.

Quoted message said:

Secondly, I'm in much better physical condition than you are

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha liar.
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On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 11:04:10 -0400, dave hillstrom <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

the messenjah said:

Peter J Ross wrote:
> On 19 Apr 2006 13:08:56 -0700, [email hidden]
> <[email hidden]> wrote in rec.arts.poems:
>
> > the vids:
> >
> > http://www.digave.com/videos/
>
> the threatening phone calls:
>
> http://www.insurgent.org/kook_sounds/
>
> the honeymoon photo:
>
> http://www.cluebie.org/Mousie.jpg
>
> > my blog:
> >
> > http://skywriter.diaryland.com
>
> "Life is pretty routine for me... I wake up, ride the bike to the gym
> to lift weights, and then I go to work as a bike messenger all day..."
>
> You seem to have spent the whole morning in the Jacksonville Public
> Library, chuckles. Is "bike book-shelver" part of your job
> description? Do books count as "weights"?
>
> As it says on your blog, in the article you stole without reading:
>
> '"It's a poor working-class job," says McGlynn, "one of the few jobs
> that's always available." "If you're going to get bottom-rung work,
> you can get a job in a restaurant, cleaning up offices or as a
> messenger," says Lund.'
>
> What a pathetic little twerp you are, chuckles.

First of all... Ask any bike messenger in New York City if they'd be
interested in being the only bike messenger in Jacksonville, Florida.
As kt hem if they'd be interested in a untapped market.

Secondly, I'm in much better physical condition than you are, Ross. I'm
bigger and stronger. Hell, I'm better lookin' too. Chicks dig me. It
makes you jealous.

still working towards that phone call to the library, i see. i
thought it rather telling that you dropped that thread right quick,
kluck. maybe you should brag (aka lie) about how youre now chief
internet security advisor to the library, and that you didnt like that
nonexistent bike job anyway. and that you can have all of our
accounts now pulled by just waving your pinkie finger in a tiny figure
eight. go on, kluck. tell us another lie. nobody here believes you
anyway. well, mousy tommy bishop does. but i wouldnt brag about that
if i were you. go on, kluck, lie some more. tell us how youre at
work (in your blargh), while we all watch your posts show up from the
libraries IP addy for the next 4 hours. come on, kluck, tell us a
story.

He does tell very funny stories.

I want to hear the one about the escaped prisoner uniform in Hemming
Plaza!

Or the time you lied about taking down an out of control drunk.

Jade

Don't forget about the drunk he beat with his umbrella,
The guy he shot at on an island off Florida, the girl he
and a few of his friends raped.
(all admitted to by chuck over the years)
mdc

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Peter J Ross said:

On 19 Apr 2006 13:08:56 -0700, [email hidden]
<[email hidden]> wrote in rec.arts.poems:

Quoted message said:

the vids:

http://www.digave.com/videos/

the threatening phone calls:

http://www.insurgent.org/kook_sounds/

the honeymoon photo:

http://www.cluebie.org/Mousie.jpg

Quoted message said:

my blog:

http://skywriter.diaryland.com

"Life is pretty routine for me... I wake up, ride the bike to the gym
to lift weights, and then I go to work as a bike messenger all
day..."

You seem to have spent the whole morning in the Jacksonville Public
Library, chuckles. Is "bike book-shelver" part of your job
description? Do books count as "weights"?

As it says on your blog, in the article you stole without reading:

'"It's a poor working-class job," says McGlynn, "one of the few jobs
that's always available." "If you're going to get bottom-rung work,
you can get a job in a restaurant, cleaning up offices or as a
messenger," says Lund.'

What a pathetic little twerp you are, chuckles.

First of all... Ask any bike messenger in New York City if they'd be
interested in being the only bike messenger in Jacksonville, Florida.
As kt hem if they'd be interested in a untapped market.

Why don't you ask them yourself, you minimum wage-earning,
bike-pedalling meltdown-prone k0oK.

Quoted message said:

Secondly, I'm in much better physical condition than you are, Ross.

Why are you checking out his physical condition, Lyseball?

Quoted message said:

I'm bigger and stronger. Hell, I'm better lookin' too. Chicks dig me.

You might want to make sure they are allowed within city limits,
Lyseball... most non-rural towns have rules about farm animals being
within the municipality.

Quoted message said:

It makes you jealous.

Project much?

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Non-humorous Jinn said:

no talent for much of anything.

We know.

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Non-humorous Jinn said:

Do you really think this is hard?

Ask chuckles, dammit. He's the one to whom it matters.

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