Bicycles Or Women

I totally agree. One thing I would like to add. I would prefer to look at and be with a beautiful naked woman then my beautiful bike. A woman is a piece of art that only god could create.😉

youhaditcoming said:

Bicycles Or Women 🙂
Why bicycles are better than Women...

Bicycles don't get pregnant.

You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.

Bicycles don't have parents.

Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.

You can share your Bicycle with your friends.

Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden.

When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time.

Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have.

Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles.

Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines.

You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new Bicycle" unless you go out to buy one yourself.

If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it.

If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.

If your Bicycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bicycle.

If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.

You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.

You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.

Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.

Bicycles don't get headaches.

Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.

Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles.

Bicycles don't care if you're late.

You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.

If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.

You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.

The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.

When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle.

A beautiful woman with a bike. Now that's good. If she can also drop me in the hills, ah, heavenly. 🙄

OK, youhaditcoming, just wait until the women respond!

You probably haven`t been to charlisangels in the Caribbean.....may change your mind. It changed mine 😉

Bikes rule , Girls drool. nuff said....

youhaditcoming said:

Bicycles Or Women 🙂

Why bicycles are better than Women...

Bicycles don't get pregnant.

You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.

Bicycles don't have parents.

Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.

You can share your Bicycle with your friends.

Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden.

When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time.

Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have.

Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles.

Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines.

You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new Bicycle" unless you go out to buy one yourself.

If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it.

If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.

If your Bicycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bicycle.

If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.

You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.

You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.

Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.

Bicycles don't get headaches.

Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.

Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles.

Bicycles don't care if you're late.

You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.

If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.

You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.

The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.

When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle.

It seems that no women have posted here, or at least did not speak up. I imagine that it depends on your passions. While cycling may be great for one person, being a player and clubbing with different hot women every night can also be great. But for me specifically I prefer to enjoy cycling with other women. It is great to see a woman in spandex, riding along in a pack. That probably is the only time that one cannot be accused of ogling the opposite sex. I mean after it is an added bonus to check out female riders while looking forward, the key is to not get distracted and cause / have an accident(s).

I prefer to think of the vice versa.
A lot of times I'd rather have a bike that a boy. :p

Whatever Dude! To each his own.

Me.......I like em both!!!!!!

There`s something attractive about a gal who participates in a (historically) dominated male sport...be it cycling or hockey for example.

Female cyclists rock my world. 😄 Maybe it`s the pony tail out the back of the helmet look. Very nice.

I dunno, man. I think I'm with devinci; i really like the "pony tail out the back of the helmet" look as well. Nothing like a lady in lycra.

dbianucci said:

I dunno, man. I think I'm with devinci; i really like the "pony tail out the back of the helmet" look as well. Nothing like a lady in lycra.

For once a sexy and practical fasion.😎

dbianucci said:

I dunno, man. I think I'm with devinci; i really like the "pony tail out the back of the helmet" look as well. Nothing like a lady in lycra.

Yup......exactly. I remember in my first season of road riding a female cyclist cruised through a green light while I was (feebly) trying to trackstand the red light.

Needless to say the blonde pony tail and rippling lycra clad flank caught my attention and I decided to head back towards the city. Never caught her and on a couple occasions I lost sight of her entirely......but then there she was again so I upped the pace.....again! For 8 k`s I chased her and realize she is probably still chuckling about how she made that "old fella" suffer. :p

The provincial womens road champion rides with our club. This girl can motor as well. Just like a rocket ship.

The moral of the story....yup....lady cyclists look great but some of them can kick serious [censored]. At least my sorry butt anyway...lol. 😄

rolfdevinci said:

The provincial womens road champion rides with our club. This girl can motor as well. Just like a rocket ship.

The moral of the story....yup....lady cyclists look great but some of them can kick serious [censored].

lol...thats true, i was out on the sunday ride last week and was leading the group and this woman came the other way in a skinsuit, she had the nicest body 😎 😉 i turned my head and i see nearly the whole group just turning the heads and she cycled pasted, very funny.....

Hey y'all my girl comes with a bike a kestrel full dura-ace she can't drop me but her dad can. If it was up to me i would rather have a girl because can a bike talk to you and cana bike care about your emotions

Why a bicycle is better than a man:

You always know what size your bicycle will be ..
Your bicycle ride will last more than 5 seconds ..
Bicycles don't require directions ..
A bicycle can never turn into a couch potato ..
Beer will never affect my bikes performance ..
A bicycle won't ride off into the sunset with your bestist bicycle in the whole world ..
Bicyles don't care how many cycling shoes you buy ..
Bicyles don't go MIA after one ride ..
Your bicycle won't get into a punch-up with another bicycle for checking out its rider ..
You can ride your bicycle during Super Bowl ..

& lastl but not least .. bicyles don't steal your chocolate stash .. 😉

& lastl but not least .. bicyles don't steal your chocolate stash ..

Hey now that hurt.

wyllisx2 said:

& lastl but not least .. bicyles don't steal your chocolate stash ..

Hey now that hurt.

It's a dog eat dog world out there .. :eek:

Susan Repp said:

Why a bicycle is better than a man:
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& lastl but not least .. bicyles don't steal your chocolate stash .. 😉

me-ow!

Anyway, different tangent. Why is a man is better than a bicycle? A well trained bike boy doesn't mind at all tweaking our bikes, while us ladies can kick back, drink beer & eat the chocie stash. 😄

[quote="cfsmtb"]me-ow!


Take you beer and return to the 'ladies' forum .. they don't have a sense of humour either ..

[quote="Susan Repp"]

cfsmtb said:

me-ow!

Take you beer and return to the 'ladies' forum .. they don't have a sense of humour either ..