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  1. /Upritis Nonbentii/ is a newly recognised condition affecting certain
    cyclists. The symptoms include:

    - wrist pain
    - shoulder pain
    - neck pain
    - back pain
    - saddle sores

    A number of palliative measures have been produced over the years,
    including gel gloves and gel saddles, but these have only ever served
    to mask the symptoms, not cure the problem.

    New research from the University of Falmouth has shown that a
    permanent cure can be effected. There are a few mild side effects,
    such as inane grins and the tendency to utter "rebel yells" when
    travelling downhill, but those treated in the main report complete
    satisfaction (except when climbing long hills) and no return of their
    symptoms.

    The cure employs /vehiculus humanpower recumbenti/, a
    naturally-occuring orthotic isolated and refined by a number of craft
    natural remedy companies. By replacing the traditional upwrong bicycle
    with one of these devices, and after a short period of adjustment for
    the growth of new "bent leg muscless", the rider is left with no
    recurrence of former problems.

    Guy
    -- May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.

  2. How about sending in this letter to the Federal Trade Commision and have
    uprights banned as unsafe equipment. Just got a EZ-1 at the end of
    March and have rode 1300 miles and agree with all this.

    Oddcyclist said:


    /Upritis Nonbentii/ is a newly recognised condition affecting certain
    cyclists. The symptoms include:

    - wrist pain
    - shoulder pain
    - neck pain
    - back pain
    - saddle sores

    A number of palliative measures have been produced over the years,
    including gel gloves and gel saddles, but these have only ever served
    to mask the symptoms, not cure the problem.

    New research from the University of Falmouth has shown that a
    permanent cure can be effected. There are a few mild side effects,
    such as inane grins and the tendency to utter "rebel yells" when
    travelling downhill, but those treated in the main report complete
    satisfaction (except when climbing long hills) and no return of their
    symptoms.

    The cure employs /vehiculus humanpower recumbenti/, a
    naturally-occuring orthotic isolated and refined by a number of craft
    natural remedy companies. By replacing the traditional upwrong bicycle
    with one of these devices, and after a short period of adjustment for
    the growth of new "bent leg muscless", the rider is left with no
    recurrence of former problems.

    Guy
    -- May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.

  3. Say what?!? I.E.Systems resurrected? And the EZ-1 is a trike?!? New
    holiday I suppose: July Fools Day :-) I sold my I.E.Systems last
    week for $100., then turned around and bought it for $101. Now I can
    legally re-sell it if anyone is interested in that wide, heavy, 63
    speed Deluxe.

    Chris Jordan
    Santa Cruz, CA. PS- I also agree with the thoughts below,,,,,

    Mike Schwab <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    How about sending in this letter to the Federal Trade Commision and have
    uprights banned as unsafe equipment. Just got a EZ-1 at the end of
    March and have rode 1300 miles and agree with all this.

    Oddcyclist said:


    /Upritis Nonbentii/ is a newly recognised condition affecting certain
    cyclists. The symptoms include:

    - wrist pain
    - shoulder pain
    - neck pain
    - back pain
    - saddle sores

    A number of palliative measures have been produced over the years,
    including gel gloves and gel saddles, but these have only ever served
    to mask the symptoms, not cure the problem.

    New research from the University of Falmouth has shown that a
    permanent cure can be effected. There are a few mild side effects,
    such as inane grins and the tendency to utter "rebel yells" when
    travelling downhill, but those treated in the main report complete
    satisfaction (except when climbing long hills) and no return of their
    symptoms.

    The cure employs /vehiculus humanpower recumbenti/, a
    naturally-occuring orthotic isolated and refined by a number of craft
    natural remedy companies. By replacing the traditional upwrong bicycle
    with one of these devices, and after a short period of adjustment for
    the growth of new "bent leg muscless", the rider is left with no
    recurrence of former problems.

    Guy
    -- May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.

  4. EZ-1 and EZ-Sport are recumbents, 2 wheels, EZ-3 three is a trike, my
    LBS was putting one together Friday night.
    http://www.easyracers.com is the designer and reseller, Sun(?) bicycles
    is the manufacturer.

    Christopher Jordan wrote:
    <snip>

    Quoted message said:

    And the EZ-1 is a trike?!?


    <snip>

    Quoted message said:

    Chris Jordan
    Santa Cruz, CA. PS- I also agree with the thoughts below,,,,,

    Mike Schwab <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...


    <<snip>>

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Just got a EZ-1 at the end of March and have rode 1300 miles and agree with all this.

    Oddcyclist wrote:


    <<<snip>>>

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    The cure employs /vehiculus humanpower recumbenti/, a
    naturally-occuring orthotic isolated and refined by a number of craft
    natural remedy companies. By replacing the traditional upwrong bicycle


    <<<snip>>>

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Guy
    -- May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.

  5. On Sat, 03 Jul 2004 08:22:02 -0700, Oddcyclist <[email hidden]>

    wrote in message : said:

    /Upritis Nonbentii/ is a newly recognised condition affecting certain
    cyclists. The symptoms include:

    Original at
    <url:http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk/web/public.nsf/Documents/Upritis>

    Guy
    --
    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
    http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

    88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at Washington University

  6. Mike Schwab said:

    EZ-1 and EZ-Sport are recumbents, 2 wheels, EZ-3 three is a trike, my
    LBS was putting one together Friday night.
    http://www.easyracers.com is the designer and reseller, Sun(?) bicycles
    is the manufacturer.

    While Easy Racers does sell the Sun recumbents, the distributor is J&B
    Importers <http://www.jbimporters.com/>. Almost every bike shop in the
    US has an account with J&B and can order any of the Sun bicycles.

    --
    Tom Sherman – Quad City Area

  7. In article <[email hidden]>,
    [email hidden] says...

    Quoted message said:

    On Sat, 03 Jul 2004 08:22:02 -0700, Oddcyclist <[email hidden]>

    wrote in message : said:

    /Upritis Nonbentii/ is a newly recognised condition affecting certain
    cyclists. The symptoms include:

    Original at
    <url:http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk/web/public.nsf/Documents/Upritis>

    Guy


    And based on an original idea from somewhere else ;o)
    --
    ..paul

    If at first you don't succeed...
    Skydiving is probably not the sport for you.

  8. On Fri, 9 Jul 2004 00:18:55 +0000 (UTC), paul
    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    <[email hidden]>:

    Quoted message said:

    And based on an original idea from somewhere else ;o)

    True - I have not put in the attribution have I? Must do that.

    Guy
    --
    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
    http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

    88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at Washington University

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