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  1. Last time I went to Mill Way I planned a journey starting from the right
    hand bridleway fork. I go there for the first time since May and make a
    route up as I go along, starting from the left fork this time.

    The car park on the busy Mill Way is unusually busy, there are three
    cars and two 4x4s already there. There is also a woman standing with
    her back to the two bridleways, smiling out for the gentleman who is
    taking photos of her with a digital camera. As I get my stuff together
    there are a couple more flashes before they set off on a slow walk on
    the left bridleway, the same path I will take.

    I have the bright idea of putting everything that normally rests in my
    pockets into the CamelBak. Yes, my baggy MTB shorts are made for
    cycling but they actually have pockets! Alas things have fallen out of
    them once or twice on little rides, so I don't chance it. By the time
    I've locked the car, looped the car key round the convenient hook
    inside the CamelBak and donned my helmet and gloves, the couple have
    gone already. They must have walked pretty fast.

    The track is dead straight through a tree tunnel, and being my first
    Autumn ride the ground looks like nothing but a carpet of yellow
    leaves. As I begin to take things for granted, my jerking crank motion
    tells me that the leaves are camouflaging some irregular stuff down
    there, namely the occasional patches of slimy wet mud. As I make my way
    round I look to the right and catch sight of that couple, who diverted
    from the path examining the trees and taking more pictures. They don't
    notice me.

    The hidden mudbaths seem to be no problem as I go straight on, and on.
    To my left is a fence made of vertical wood rods tethered together by
    metal wire, and on my right is a black rusty fence railing. The leaves
    on the ground subtly fade from yellow to orange as I make distance.

    After a while I pass a track to the left that heads downhill, and all
    of a sudden the fencelines and tree tunnels give way to a light open
    area. I pass a National Trust sign that says "Riders keep to the marked
    paths", the typeface suggesting it was made before mountain biking
    became popular. The leaves disappear and I'm left to ride on a thin
    bank of grass, no sign of the promised marked paths but there are rigid
    doubletracks of which I choose to ride in the right one.

    In the distance I see a black and white dog well on the other side of
    the open area, running free. A few seconds later I see its owner
    walking a little behind, and then another dog, this time light brown.
    The distance they are doesn't prevent them from eventually noticing me
    and subtly swinging their trotting direction towards me. The owner
    quickly gives a short whistle, and both the dogs stop rigidly where
    they are. I'd like to raise my hand to the owner to say thanks, but
    it's too busy making balance corrections as this hairline track is
    rough and a little bumpy.

    The tracks subtly fade out, leaving me to ride on the thin grass which
    is still enough to increase the rolling resistance. But some more
    deeper hairline tracks appear and again I lock onto one.

    After a time the tracks swing round to the right and disappear, then I
    re-enter some tree cover. The carpet of yellow leaves on brown earth
    returns and very shortly I approach a T-junction. I turn left and make
    my way up a subtle incline in this new tunnel of trees. There doesn't
    seem to be any more mudbaths but all of a sudden my wheel stops and I
    UPD for the first time. A brutal discovery that the leaves are now
    covering some roots, and some occasional big ones too. As I remount I
    notice my tyre is covered with muddy sticky wet leaves and the soles of
    my boots have leaves stuck on too.

    The track forks into two and has a wooden post. I know I have to follow
    the byway, but the post is rather confusing. It has a red (byway) arrow
    on the front, and a blue (bridleway) arrow at a funny angle etched onto
    the left. It says nothing about what the path on the right should be,
    so I take a risk and head on the widest left path.

    One or two more UPDs caused by roots hidden under the leaves taint this
    otherwise enjoyable subtle downhill gradient, and I reach a crossroads.
    This time the red arrow byway signs attached to the posts are much more
    clear, pointing that I've got to go through an open metal gate. There
    is a visible giant root across where the gate closes, I bravely ride
    over it and continue going downhill.

    By now the leaf cover is starting to disappear, caused by the trees
    setting back a little from the path and letting some light in. The
    track turns into a hard mixture of caked earth and chalk. A gully
    providing natural drainage appears on the right and forces me to stay
    on the left. The mean roots are replaced with loose stones and the
    deepening gully shapes part of this path to be a virtual slope to the
    right. I try and fight my way to stay on the left, but my wheel runs
    over a stone and slides sideways and forces a UPD.

    I remount and continue down as the gully gets shallower and starts to
    meander to the left, and then right again. I cross the zig-zagging
    gully twice without any problems before the path becomes flat again. I
    catch sight of a mansion with a glass dome resembling some astronomical
    observatory as the path swings to the left and gets a lot steeper down.
    I take it steady, but enjoyably, and eventually the tree lines open out
    leaving me standing opposite Juniper Hall.

    *end of part one*

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  2. PART TWO

    There is a long road that I can use to get back, but at least one
    family member would concern at me using it since they full well know
    it's rather narrow and tends to get used as a rat-run. So I about-turn
    and push the muni back up this steep path, being so steep even walking
    it is giving me hard exercise. I walk past the gullies and the gradient
    gets less, so I remount and try my best to fight my way back up, but
    it's still not good enough as there's no strength left to deal with the
    sliding stones.

    I walk on a little bit and it seems a long time before I return to the
    bit where the chalky, stony track changes back to the leaf covered
    brown with trees overhead. Ahead I see the gate with the log and have a
    go at riding up it. Somehow I succeed, but eventually I have to get off
    again, since the uphill is bad enough but some of the thick hidden
    roots ahead I have no sudden strength to deal with them.

    I reach that confused wooden post when another bridleway from the left
    merges in, and it seems to make more sense from this angle, the blue
    arrow kind of pointing to the bridleway merging in. The leaf cover
    gradually gets less to reveal a couple of mudbaths up ahead. I ride
    around the first one, but the second one is wide enough to cover the
    whole path. Fortuantely there is a divert path around to the right,
    unfortunately there is a twig hanging across which I automatically UPD
    before literally facing it. I duck under and reach an open T-junction
    which has a rather steep muddy uphill to my right.

    A wooden signpost confirms I need to go left to keep to the byway.
    There's another uphill, but it is short and sharp. Despite a short tree
    tunnel there is no leaf covering, no roots and no mudbaths to haunt
    this smooth dry track and for once I manage to lug myself slowly up it.
    I am rewarded with an open stony but smooth level track with fences
    either side that is really wide. I head on for a decent distance before
    a significant downhill gradient awaits me, the bottom of this descent
    shows the track clearly goes uphill again. Again it's smooth enough so
    I get up it through no problem.

    Instantly the track goes downhill again, this time with a mudbath at
    the bottom and a clear view of the track going uphill again. I steer
    around the edge of the mudbath and my wheel threatens to stop in the
    mud, but I torque the pedals at the last moment and get out of it. As I
    think that I can clear this uphill, it shows to be pretty steep and
    defeats me. I walk and push the muni up a fair distance before reaching
    a crossroads.

    The sign on the left points to "Givons Grove". I take this grassy route
    and pass by a brand new cream coloured building with security cameras
    looking around it. There is a newly built access road with open gates
    dominating the green field on my right, but bizarrely a carefully
    placed giant log sitting between them ensures nobody gets in or not.
    This narrow singletrack is muddy with a leaf covering, and it's not
    long before I cross another newly built access road and enter some tree
    cover, noticing a pinhead of bright light coming from somewhere to the
    right.

    It's a subtle downhill gradient that's quite exciting. The yellow
    leaves are disguising some roots again but somehow I'm able to bump my
    way over them without difficulties. The gradient gets steeper and as
    the leaves get dry and duller I look at my watch and notice that time
    is running out, so I decide not to head all the way to Givons Grove and
    about turn. Again, the opposite way turns this fun downhill gradient
    into a mean uphill gradient. I try to ride some of it but those same
    roots that I rode over last time successfully get their revenge and
    ensure I have to walk some of it.

    Again I remount, and again I UPD shortly after. I'm now at the first of
    the two access roads again, I look to my left and notice that pinhead
    of light again. It's from one of about five streetlights arranged in a
    circle of a roundabout of the A24. I know where it is, therefore I know
    where I am. As I prepare to remount I am amused to find a giant green
    leaf stuck underneath the arch of the muni's frame.

    Yet again I fight my way over the leafy singletrack. There are clear
    green fields on my left this time, and a very large group of blackbirds
    are sitting on the grass. Just as I approach the second access road
    with the logged gate a pretty violent running UPD happens, me taking
    big strides before stumbling and landing on my side. After making a
    word that would give this writeup a 15 certificate, I stand and
    retrieve my muni, noticing that my loud outburst has caused the
    blackbirds to fly away.

    On I go back to the crossroad, and straight on for the home straight, a
    smooth concrety narrow track. Should be easy, but it seems the uphills
    have finished my legs. It isn't long to the car park, so I decide to
    fight on. My legs decide to dismount and barely stand, so I park my
    muni off the path in the bushes and sit down for a couple of minutes.
    As I stand to remount my polyester T-shirt struggles to get free from
    some thorns, and I struggle to get my muni free from some entangled
    branches.

    The home straight is in a tree tunnel, orangey leaves covering the
    brown again. It's more exposed than the last time I was here thanks to
    the falling leaves, leaving me in full view of some golfers tugging
    their bags to where their ball went. The straight is straightforward
    and uneventful, but tiring to my worn out legs so I'm relieved to see
    the two posts in the distance, which bring me back out to the car park.
    Just my car and one other car are there now.

    In this exploration mission no speed records were planned to be
    achieved. It was about 75 minutes with a total distance of just 5.5
    miles, about one mile of it was walked.

    --
    gkmac

    "It's a marvellous thing to see, someone in full flight on the
    unicycle." - Stuart Maconie, Radio 2
    "Oh no! Both my toes have gone numb!" - Joe Hodges
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  3. Sounds like a nice ride. A clever punning title too. Some lovely
    descriptions of the autumn leaves there.🙂

    I am shocked and dismayed that you should say naughty words when you
    fell off your unicycle, though. As I throughly demonstrated on the
    Dartmoor MUNi weekend, only deeply offensive words should be used in
    this situation.:o

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    If there's one thing I've learned, it's that most people don't.
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  4. Mikefule said:

    Sounds like a nice ride. A clever punning title too. Some lovely
    descriptions of the autumn leaves there.🙂

    I am shocked and dismayed that you should say naughty words when you
    fell off your unicycle, though. As I throughly demonstrated on the
    Dartmoor MUNi weekend, only deeply offensive words should be used in
    this situation.:o

    What's naughty about a word that appears in the Concise Oxford
    Dictionary?

    The word I shouted rhymes with "duck", but you already used that
    description in one of -your- writeups. Maybe you thought I said
    something softer because of the 15 certificate. South Park The Movie
    contains '399 swear words'
    (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0158983/trivia), including 146 instances
    of the aforementioned word and even one that rhymes with "front"... and
    it's still only a 15 certificate (in the UK).

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    "It's a marvellous thing to see, someone in full flight on the
    unicycle." - Stuart Maconie, Radio 2
    "Oh no! Both my toes have gone numb!" - Joe Hodges
    "You also met me gk! I was the one eating the sandwich!" - Adam Gayne
    "Act your tyre pressure, not your age." - rob.northcott
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  5. Sounds like you had a fab ride.

    I went riding through the woods the other day and the lovely coloured
    leaves covered the path deceptively in the same way as on your ride. It
    was kind of exilerating and kind of terrifying to ride down the hill
    through the trees.

    Are you back up to speed after you injury?

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  6. cathwood said:

    Are you back up to speed after you injury?

    If by "speed" you mean general confidence and handling, then yes I think
    I seem to be back to where I was before the accident. I think my leg
    muscles aren't quite there yet; they're still strong but they burn up
    and get tired a bit more easily, as if they're not flexible.

    In terms of "speed" as in mph or kph, I've always been very rather
    cautious compared to the average muni rider as even downhills I take it
    slow.

    Even on the Schlumpf... experienced Cokeurs talk about pedal cadence of
    up to 180rpm but I've still to exceed my peak of about 100rpm on any of
    my unis, simply because spinning any faster give the frightening
    feeling of losing control and UPDing well beyond my runout speed. The
    last time that happened... I don't wanna talk about it, but you know...

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    unicycle." - Stuart Maconie, Radio 2
    "Oh no! Both my toes have gone numb!" - Joe Hodges
    "You also met me gk! I was the one eating the sandwich!" - Adam Gayne
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  7. gkmac said:

    If by "speed" you mean general confidence and handling, then yes I think
    I seem to be back to where I was before the accident. I think my leg
    muscles aren't quite there yet; they're still strong but they burn up
    and get tired a bit more easily, as if they're not flexible.

    In terms of "speed" as in mph or kph, I've always been very rather
    cautious compared to the average muni rider as even downhills I take it
    slow.

    Even on the Schlumpf... experienced Cokeurs talk about pedal cadence of
    up to 180rpm but I've still to exceed my peak of about 100rpm on any of
    my unis, simply because spinning any faster give the frightening
    feeling of losing control and UPDing well beyond my runout speed. The
    last time that happened... I don't wanna talk about it, but you know...

    Yes, I meant general confidence and handling. As you probably noticed
    when you were over at Bideston, I'm hardly speedy gonzales myself. The
    only advantage I can see to going quickly is on the coker cos it means
    that I can go further in the time I have for unicycling.

    Cathy

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