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Is it your American inferiority complex which makes you belittle people

who

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are just asking for a bit of advice?

Is it your British superiority complex that causes you to respond in such an assinine fashion?

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Or are you just a nasty bully?

Or do you not grasp the meaning of the word "alt."?

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Its a good job there aren't many like you or nobody would dare post any requests for
information.

Or maybe some folk should grow a thicker skin.

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A public apology to the original poster would save you from my

killfilter

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list, but I'm not holding my breath.

It's two-for-one day here at a.m-b, so why don't you just killfilte me, too?

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Twohat (because two heads are better than one)

This supposes that you use the one you were born with.

Get over yourself.

Spider

I'm sorry, I forgot that irony doesn't cross the Atlantic . . .

Sure it does. But it's a nice attempt at trying to salvage your foolish response.

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I wonder if it has anything to do with the TV shows they are brought up on?

Like "Robin's Nest" or some of the other totally lame [censored] that's on TV in GB? Yeah, that must be
it. Irony, indeed.

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You know, the ones where the live audience are told when to laugh, so that the Homer's watching TV
realise there is a joke?

It's a good thing that you pointed out that you are a joke - I wouldn't have thought so otherwise.

LOL.

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For Spider and others who don't get it, my reference to "your American inferiority complex " was
irony. Look it up if it causes you a problem.

No, it really wasn't. You were ticked off because the response wasn't to your liking, and when you
got called on it, you had to make something up. USENET 101, my dear boy.

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Apologies to those Americans who understood it. No offence intended.

I understood it just fine.

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No apology to Spider. Don't bother replying, you are already blocked.

Heh. Cowards always duck and run.

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Twohat (because people who don't understand might be offended if I just said [censored])

I already knew you were a [censored], but I was at least polite enough not to say it.

Spider

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On 26 Jun 2003 20:26:59 -0700, [email hidden] (Spider) wrote:

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>> Is it your American inferiority complex which makes you belittle people who are just asking
>> for a bit of advice?

Here we go.....

Get off my leg, DogPoop. I guess I'll have to smack you down again.

You couldn't, and haven't smacked anything you ol' crusty wanna be....

You're delusional again. But hey, after 20 bong hits, I expect you to be.

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cept maybe your chin on my nuts!

before that I am 100% hetero. Hey, try Dumbassski if you need a butt-buddy.

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Bad dog - go lay down.

SQUISH THE BUG!

That would be an entertaining sight - seeing you trying to step on yourself. Good
thinking, WussyAss.

Spider

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> >> Is it your American inferiority complex which makes you belittle people who are just asking
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> Here we go.....

Get off my leg, DogPoop. I guess I'll have to smack you down again.

You couldn't, and haven't smacked anything you ol' crusty wanna be....

You're delusional again. But hey, after 20 bong hits, I expect you to be.

you aren't too bright are you?

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cept maybe your chin on my nuts!

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before that I am 100% hetero. Hey, try Dumbassski if you need a butt-buddy.

I really do believe you about being hetero. No, really I do.

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Bad dog - go lay down.

SQUISH THE BUG!

That would be an entertaining sight - seeing you trying to step on yourself. Good thinking,
WussyAss.

hahahaha, what a dumb ass you are. Keep trying sparky.

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On 27 Jun 2003 09:03:41 -0700, [email hidden] (Spider) wrote:

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>> >> Is it your American inferiority complex which makes you belittle people who are just
>> >> asking for a bit of advice?
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>> Here we go.....
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>Get off my leg, DogPoop. I guess I'll have to smack you down again.

You couldn't, and haven't smacked anything you ol' crusty wanna be....

You're delusional again. But hey, after 20 bong hits, I expect you to be.

you aren't too bright are you?

Brighter than you, but then again, that's not saying much.

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cept maybe your chin on my nuts!

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before that I am 100% hetero. Hey, try Dumbassski if you need a butt-buddy.

I really do believe you about being hetero. No, really I do.

You are the one who constantly brings this stuff up - I never even think about it until you you
start jacking off onto the keyboard describing your fantasies.

I'm not at all worried about what you might think. I do consider your

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>Bad dog - go lay down.
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SQUISH THE BUG!

That would be an entertaining sight - seeing you trying to step on yourself. Good thinking,
WussyAss.

hahahaha, what a dumb ass you are. Keep trying sparky.

Yawn. You used those lines last time, DogPoop. Try again?

Spider

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Yawn. You used those lines last time, DogPoop. Try again?

Spider

"Yes I'm JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD's
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaadow"

Let's see you disect this and make a short story out of it

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> Is it your American inferiority complex which makes you belittle

people

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> are just asking for a bit of advice?

Is it your British superiority complex that causes you to respond in such an assinine fashion?

> Or are you just a nasty bully?

Or do you not grasp the meaning of the word "alt."?

> Its a good job there aren't many like you or nobody would dare post

any

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> requests for information.

Or maybe some folk should grow a thicker skin.

> A public apology to the original poster would save you from my

killfilter

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> list, but I'm not holding my breath.

It's two-for-one day here at a.m-b, so why don't you just killfilte me, too?

> Twohat (because two heads are better than one)

This supposes that you use the one you were born with.

Get over yourself.

Spider

I'm sorry, I forgot that irony doesn't cross the Atlantic . . .

Sure it does. But it's a nice attempt at trying to salvage your foolish response.

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I wonder if it has anything to do with the TV shows they are brought up

on?

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Like "Robin's Nest" or some of the other totally lame [censored] that's on TV in GB? Yeah, that must be
it. Irony, indeed.

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You know, the ones where the live audience are told when to laugh, so

that

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the Homer's watching TV realise there is a joke?

It's a good thing that you pointed out that you are a joke - I wouldn't have thought so otherwise.

LOL.

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For Spider and others who don't get it, my reference to "your American inferiority complex " was
irony. Look it up if it causes you a problem.

No, it really wasn't. You were ticked off because the response wasn't to your liking, and when you
got called on it, you had to make something up. USENET 101, my dear boy.

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Apologies to those Americans who understood it. No offence intended.

I understood it just fine.

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No apology to Spider. Don't bother replying, you are already blocked.

Heh. Cowards always duck and run.

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Twohat (because people who don't understand might be offended if I just

said

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[censored])

I already knew you were a [censored], but I was at least polite enough not to say it.

Spider

What, no Daveywavey today then?

Shaun aRe

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On 30 Jun 2003 09:35:05 -0700, [email hidden] (Spider) wrote:

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you aren't too bright are you?

Brighter than you, but then again, that's not saying much.

mules mucus mommies before big, bad, cruel and clever 'me' rips into the pair of you in a seriously
hefty fashion? Right, good, that's settled then.

Kids!

Shaun aRe

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Yawn. You used those lines last time, DogPoop. Try again?

Spider

"Yes I'm JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD's
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaadow"

Let's see you disect this and make a short story out of it

Easy:

"Hump, hump, hump"

"Hump, hump, hump"

Go away little doggy, DogPoop already starched my cuff.

Spider

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On 30 Jun 2003 09:35:05 -0700, [email hidden] (Spider) wrote:

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you aren't too bright are you?

Brighter than you, but then again, that's not saying much.

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brain cell.

Ooooo, I love it when you talk dirty...

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mules mucus mommies before big, bad, cruel and clever 'me' rips into the pair of you in a
seriously hefty fashion?

Yeah! Could you? Please?!?!

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Right, good, that's settled then.

Give it to me! I can't wait!

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Kids!

No thanks - let's just keep this a "no committment" relationship.

Spider

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> On 30 Jun 2003 09:35:05 -0700, [email hidden] (Spider)

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> you aren't too bright are you?

Brighter than you, but then again, that's not saying much.

bisected

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brain cell.

Ooooo, I love it when you talk dirty...

Shut your fat mouth, [censored]-[censored] (remember to put the cheque in the post).

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mules mucus mommies before big, bad, cruel and clever 'me' rips into the pair of you in a
seriously hefty fashion?

Yeah! Could you? Please?!?!

You beg like a tramp.

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Right, good, that's settled then.

Give it to me! I can't wait!

You are pathetic in your dependance.

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Kids!

No thanks - let's just keep this a "no committment" relationship.

And there was me thinking you'd be hungry, gutter scum.

Shaun aRe - 'I eat babies'.

Well, here I am back from the 'Dam...good to see what I started. Thanks for advice, those who
responded, and thanks for shooting down JD's inarticulate, ignorant, ill-conceived reply, those who
did. It's a shame his responses haven't been more worthy, as I enjoy a good flame...though I'm not
even going to lower my standard to his babbling, floundering [censored].

Anyhoo, it was a Malt 1, with Marzocchi MX Comp forks, but all I know of the disc brakes is that
they're part of a Deore groupset, and they're hydraulic. Deore disc hubs with FIR 232 rims, Ritchey
bars, stem and post, IRC tyres. None of which means nothing to me, but hey, I'll ride for a while
before I decide if I've bought good or bad, and neen to upgrade. Or not.

Cheers, DSt.

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So underwhelming you still felt compelled to stumble an answer out with your gnarled, twitching
digits, while slavering in your lap with what you probably thought was a literary masterpiece. So
who's being ironic? Care to have another go? My statement wasn't directed at you, and was merely
*about* you, you uneducated buffoon, so no *irony* was achieved. Care to have another shot? Go on,
it's on the house. You might even make one of us smile. I doubt it. And this time, no made-up words.
I don't know what they taught you at the "School for Special Children" that you went to, but I'm
sure they taught you that you can't just make words up, and have them count. Perhaps the Headmaster
was too busy buggering you over his desk for you to get much work in.

Helpfully, DSt.

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So underwhelming you still felt compelled to stumble an answer out with your gnarled, twitching
digits, while slavering in your lap with what you probably thought was a literary masterpiece. So
who's being ironic? Care to have another go? My statement wasn't directed at you, and was merely
*about* you, you uneducated buffoon, so no *irony* was achieved. Care to have another shot? Go on,
it's on the house. You might even make one of us smile. I doubt it. And this time, no made-up
words. I don't know what they taught you at the "School for Special Children" that you went to,
but I'm sure they taught you that you can't just make words up, and have them count. Perhaps the
Headmaster was too busy buggering you over his desk for you to get much work in.

Helpfully, DSt.

So, that response took your brit twit mind about an hour to compose, right?

JD

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So underwhelming you still felt compelled to stumble an answer out with your gnarled,
twitching digits, while slavering in your lap with what you probably thought was a literary
masterpiece. So who's being ironic? Care to have another go? My statement wasn't directed at
you, and was merely *about* you, you uneducated buffoon, so no *irony* was achieved. Care to
have another shot? Go on, it's on the house. You might even make one of us smile. I doubt it.
And this time, no made-up words. I don't know what they taught you at the "School for Special
Children" that you went to, but I'm sure they taught you that you can't just make words up,
and have them count. Perhaps the Headmaster was too busy buggering you over his desk for you
to get much work in.

Helpfully, DSt.

So, that response took your brit twit mind about an hour to compose,

right?

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JD

Hey, don't you be getting all racist on us, ya lanky great streak of yankee pisswater.

Shaun aRe

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So, that response took your brit twit mind about an hour to compose,

right?

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Hey, don't you be getting all racist on us, ya lanky great streak of

yankee

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pisswater.

Besides, "brit twit mind" is rendundant.

(Now how did I get drawn into THIS [censored] today? 🙂

Bill

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So, that response took your brit twit mind about an hour to compose,

right?

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Hey, don't you be getting all racist on us, ya lanky great streak of

yankee

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pisswater.

Besides, "brit twit mind" is rendundant.

Yeah, he shoulda just said 'American' (uuuhhhmm, what we talking about?!?).

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(Now how did I get drawn into THIS [censored] today? 🙂

Same way as all the other days. ',;~}~

Shaun aRe

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So underwhelming you still felt compelled to stumble an answer out with your gnarled, twitching
digits, while slavering in your lap with what you probably thought was a literary masterpiece. So
who's being ironic? Care to have another go? My statement wasn't directed at you, and was merely
*about* you, you uneducated buffoon, so no *irony* was achieved. Care to have another shot? Go
on, it's on the house. You might even make one of us smile. I doubt it. And this time, no made-up
words. I don't know what they taught you at the "School for Special Children" that you went to,
but I'm sure they taught you that you can't just make words up, and have them count. Perhaps the
Headmaster was too busy buggering you over his desk for you to get much work in.

Helpfully, DSt.

So, that response took your brit twit mind about an hour to compose, right?

JD

*yawn*