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  1. Latest from Planet Banana:

    Suddenly it is difficult to write this blog, suddenly it is difficult to
    illuminate what is going on. To be honest, Shanna's RAAM quest is in trouble
    and it terrifies me. I find it impossible to think she might be defied by
    time, but she might.

    Time after time, she gets beaten by her body, her energy, the conditions and
    just the continual slug of 9 days of RAAM. But she seems to find a way to
    get out from under all the adversity and ride strong into the next time
    station. Today, I supported her for two legs approximately 110 miles in
    length. There were times when she moved as slow as a cyclist could. In those
    moments, myself and the crew must remain strong and supportive, optimistic
    and if we can, to be brave like her. I am the only one unfair enough to
    challenge her to do more, (other than herself), this a position she awarded
    me, to crack a whip as she says, its tough to do. How do you ask someone who
    is giving it her all to do more? How mean can I be? When, if ever do you
    throw in the towel?

    She is still in good shape, she has endless injuries, some aggravations of
    existing conditions, some newly arrived, but she manages them, she handles
    them and she gets above them so a medical DNF is unlikely. But is the World
    Champion Ultraman running out of steam? I am afraid it is so. Not that she
    can't or won't finish officially, but she just might have to dig deeper than
    she ever has before and for those of you know her, you know, that is some
    kind of deep.

    Knowing Shanna for the little time I have, I feel entirely implored to help
    her in any way I can. Sometimes she asks me to straighten out a crew issue
    or two, her father hates me, which doesn't make life easy. But we just go
    on. As I have said I have never known anyone like her before, she is a true
    champion, gentle, savvy and violently opposed to mediocrity. I watch her
    reach time station after time station when it looks like she won't have the
    energy to pedal one more rotation. I see her stall, subconsciously avoiding
    the saddle and it scares me. Worries me she won't "do it" , when I know she
    can. Then beneath my nose she moves her game forward. She understands that
    the only way to finish is to keep going, no matter the pain or how tired she
    is.

    It is really not possible to specifically say how she does it. Some people
    want to win, I think she needs to. (Win meaning finish RAAM). Sometimes I am
    afraid to talk to her as I hand her food or replace her water bottles, then
    other times, I never want to leave.

    Shanna Armstrong has fought many a great battles, but this just might be her
    greatest of all time. It is an honor and a thrill to be a part of it.
    Everyday, is like another lesson in courage, in persistency, in ambition and
    desire. Again and again she finds the way.

  2. Callistus Valerius said:

    Latest from Planet Banana:

    <snip>

    Quoted message said:

    Shanna Armstrong has fought many a great battles, but this just might be her
    greatest of all time. It is an honor and a thrill to be a part of it.
    Everyday, is like another lesson in courage, in persistency, in ambition and
    desire. Again and again she finds the way.

    <end>

    Dumbass -

    This is great how this writer has managed to make a FRAAM rider seem
    like she's conquering Mt. Everest w/out oxygen, doing an untethered
    spacewalk or some other envelope-pushing feat.

    But alas, after being inspired by those words, the image of a sleep
    deprived Fred trying to make it a few more miles on a stretch of US
    Interstate freeway just kind of kills the epic-ness of it. Maybe I need
    some hallucinogens. Or something.

    orgasmically yours,

    K. Gringioni.

  3. Kurgan Gringioni said:

    Maybe I need
    some hallucinogens. Or something.

    Inspiring words we can all live by.


  4. Quoted message said:
    Callistus Valerius said:

    Latest from Planet Banana:

    <snip>

    Quoted message said:

    Shanna Armstrong has fought many a great battles, but this just might be


    her

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    greatest of all time. It is an honor and a thrill to be a part of it.
    Everyday, is like another lesson in courage, in persistency, in ambition


    and

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    desire. Again and again she finds the way.

    <end>

    Dumbass -

    This is great how this writer has managed to make a FRAAM rider seem
    like she's conquering Mt. Everest w/out oxygen, doing an untethered
    spacewalk or some other envelope-pushing feat.

    But alas, after being inspired by those words, the image of a sleep
    deprived Fred trying to make it a few more miles on a stretch of US
    Interstate freeway just kind of kills the epic-ness of it. Maybe I need
    some hallucinogens. Or something.

    orgasmically yours,

    K. Gringioni.


    ----------------
    Did you know that Shanna, in her present state of mind, not only is
    fighting the toughest bicycle course on earth, but her support crew too.
    She made a desperate cell phone call to a friend in Texas, and stated that
    she thinks someone in her crew put poison in her water bottle. She also
    claimed that they tried to run over her twice, with the support vehicle.
    This is a desperate woman, that she feels, is fighting for her very
    survival,.........that makes it epic.

  5. Callistus Valerius said:

    Did you know that Shanna, in her present state of mind, not only is
    fighting the toughest bicycle course on earth, but her support crew too.
    She made a desperate cell phone call to a friend in Texas, and stated that
    she thinks someone in her crew put poison in her water bottle. She also
    claimed that they tried to run over her twice, with the support vehicle.
    This is a desperate woman, that she feels, is fighting for her very
    survival,.........that makes it epic.

    If she rides in front of a truck, will that make it more epic?

    Bob Schwartz

  6. "Bob Schwartz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Callistus Valerius said:

    Did you know that Shanna, in her present state of mind, not only is
    fighting the toughest bicycle course on earth, but her support crew too.
    She made a desperate cell phone call to a friend in Texas, and stated
    that
    she thinks someone in her crew put poison in her water bottle. She also
    claimed that they tried to run over her twice, with the support vehicle.
    This is a desperate woman, that she feels, is fighting for her very
    survival,.........that makes it epic.

    If she rides in front of a truck, will that make it more epic?

    Bob Schwartz

    Just because she's become paranoid and delusional doesn't mean one of her
    crew isn't making an epic effort to poison her. ;-)

  7. B. Lafferty said:

    Just because she's become paranoid and delusional doesn't mean one of her
    crew isn't making an epic effort to poison her. ;-)

    Takes one to know one.

  8. On Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:40:36 GMT, "Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:
    Callistus Valerius said:

    Latest from Planet Banana:

    <snip>

    Quoted message said:

    Shanna Armstrong has fought many a great battles, but this just might be


    her

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    greatest of all time. It is an honor and a thrill to be a part of it.
    Everyday, is like another lesson in courage, in persistency, in ambition


    and

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    desire. Again and again she finds the way.

    <end>

    Dumbass -

    This is great how this writer has managed to make a FRAAM rider seem
    like she's conquering Mt. Everest w/out oxygen, doing an untethered
    spacewalk or some other envelope-pushing feat.

    But alas, after being inspired by those words, the image of a sleep
    deprived Fred trying to make it a few more miles on a stretch of US
    Interstate freeway just kind of kills the epic-ness of it. Maybe I need
    some hallucinogens. Or something.

    orgasmically yours,

    K. Gringioni.


    ----------------
    Did you know that Shanna, in her present state of mind, not only is
    fighting the toughest bicycle course on earth, but her support crew too.
    She made a desperate cell phone call to a friend in Texas, and stated that
    she thinks someone in her crew put poison in her water bottle. She also
    claimed that they tried to run over her twice, with the support vehicle.
    This is a desperate woman, that she feels, is fighting for her very
    survival,.........that makes it epic.

    Jeez, she's blithering.

    This is just stupid.

    Ron

  9. Bob Schwartz said:
    Callistus Valerius said:

    Did you know that Shanna, in her present state of mind, not only is
    fighting the toughest bicycle course on earth, but her support crew too.
    She made a desperate cell phone call to a friend in Texas, and stated
    that
    she thinks someone in her crew put poison in her water bottle. She also
    claimed that they tried to run over her twice, with the support vehicle.
    This is a desperate woman, that she feels, is fighting for her very
    survival,.........that makes it epic.

    If she rides in front of a truck, will that make it more epic?

    Only if it is an unforced dump truck.

  10. Quoted message said:


    Just because she's become paranoid and delusional doesn't mean one of her
    crew isn't making an epic effort to poison her. ;-)


    The support crew may have gone delusional too. It sounds like that they
    are each others throats also. This is very common in these ultra-riding
    events. Everybody has a breaking point, it's just when it's going to
    happen. The pressure is almost as great on the support crews, that's why
    these riders compete over getting the most competent ones. Unfortunately,
    many are stuck with family members, which alot of the time, are not cut out
    for the effort it takes. Last year, an Arizona rider was actually run over
    by the following support vehicle, after the driverfell asleep at the wheel.
    He was only scraped up, but he ended it there, knowing that his support crew
    (family) was not up to the task.

  11. "Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    Just because she's become paranoid and delusional doesn't mean one of her
    crew isn't making an epic effort to poison her. ;-)


    The support crew may have gone delusional too. It sounds like that
    they
    are each others throats also. This is very common in these ultra-riding
    events. Everybody has a breaking point, it's just when it's going to
    happen. The pressure is almost as great on the support crews, that's why
    these riders compete over getting the most competent ones. Unfortunately,
    many are stuck with family members, which alot of the time, are not cut
    out
    for the effort it takes. Last year, an Arizona rider was actually run
    over
    by the following support vehicle, after the driverfell asleep at the
    wheel.
    He was only scraped up, but he ended it there, knowing that his support
    crew
    (family) was not up to the task.

    D'you see those hippies who won the Amazing Race this spring? No breaking
    point for them. Cheery and mellow the whole race through. Minds of steel,
    what?

    --
    Snippy

  12. Callistus Valerius said:

    Maybe I need

    Quoted message said:

    some hallucinogens. Or something.

    orgasmically yours,

    K. Gringioni.


    ----------------
    Did you know that Shanna, in her present state of mind, not only is
    fighting the toughest bicycle course on earth, but her support crew too.
    She made a desperate cell phone call to a friend in Texas, and stated that
    she thinks someone in her crew put poison in her water bottle. She also
    claimed that they tried to run over her twice, with the support vehicle.
    This is a desperate woman, that she feels, is fighting for her very
    survival,.........that makes it epic.

    No, it means Kurgan doesn't need to share his hallucinogens with her.

    Curtis L. Russell
    Odenton, MD (USA)
    Just someone on two wheels...

  13. Snippy Bobkins said:

    D'you see those hippies who won the Amazing Race this spring? No breaking
    point for them. Cheery and mellow the whole race through. Minds of steel,
    what?

    Dopers. They use MTB dope.

  14. "Donald Munro" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    B. Lafferty said:

    Just because she's become paranoid and delusional doesn't mean one of her
    crew isn't making an epic effort to poison her. ;-)

    Takes one to know one.

    Your mother wears combat boots. So there!

  15. B. Lafferty said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Just because she's become paranoid and delusional doesn't mean one of her
    crew isn't making an epic effort to poison her. ;-)

    Donald Munro said:
    Quoted message said:

    Takes one to know one.

    B. Lafferty said:

    Your mother wears combat boots. So there!

    Damn, I thought I was going to get a buddhist hug.

  16. in message <[email hidden]>, Donald

    Munro (') said:
    B. Lafferty said:
    Quoted message said:

    > Just because she's become paranoid and delusional doesn't mean one
    > of her crew isn't making an epic effort to poison her. ;-)

    Donald Munro said:
    Quoted message said:

    Takes one to know one.

    B. Lafferty said:

    Your mother wears combat boots. So there!

    Damn, I thought I was going to get a buddhist hug.

    A Zen hug, perhaps?

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/

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    ;; patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a
    ;; four bit microprocessor and sold by a two-bit company that
    ;; can't stand one bit of competition -- anonymous

  17. Callistus Valerius said:


    The support crew may have gone delusional too. It sounds like that they
    are each others throats also. This is very common in these ultra-riding
    events.

    Goddamm.

    What a bunch of jackasses, the whole lot of them.

  18. Bob Schwartz said:
    Callistus Valerius said:

    Did you know that Shanna, in her present state of mind, not only is
    fighting the toughest bicycle course on earth, but her support crew too.
    She made a desperate cell phone call to a friend in Texas, and stated that
    she thinks someone in her crew put poison in her water bottle. She also
    claimed that they tried to run over her twice, with the support vehicle.
    This is a desperate woman, that she feels, is fighting for her very
    survival,.........that makes it epic.

    If she rides in front of a truck, will that make it more epic?

    Only if the truck driver passes his dope test.

    Everyone else, please try to remember that Callistus frequently
    simply makes [censored] like this up. It must be the LED-induced
    hallucinations.

  19. Quoted message said:

    Everyone else, please try to remember that Callistus frequently
    simply makes [censored] like this up. It must be the LED-induced
    hallucinations.

    LED hallucinations are a lot cheaper than using drugs.

  20. B. Lafferty said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    >> Just because she's become paranoid and delusional doesn't mean one
    >> of her crew isn't making an epic effort to poison her. ;-)

    Donald Munro said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > Takes one to know one.

    B. Lafferty said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Your mother wears combat boots. So there!

    Donald Munro said:
    Quoted message said:

    Damn, I thought I was going to get a buddhist hug.

    Simon Brooke said:

    A Zen hug, perhaps?

    Lafferty is a karma chameleon ?

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