Bad Poetry

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Bad Poitree
is what i write
Bad Poetry
is my life
I want TBR
to do me hard
Bad Poetry
is my right

What, ho!? Has she at last found her muse? This bit is actually
semi-intelligible!!

Twittering One said:

Bad Poitree
is what i write
Bad Poetry
is my life
I want TBR
to do me hard
Bad Poetry
is my right

Excuse me. May I have your name, address, and internet provider?
Unless, of course, you are whining majorly

In The Key of C,

For a very major cause, and course, if you
Are not 1 of 4 people
I have an Restraining Order of Protection from (in process).

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Bad Poetry

Like this?

Dream Me Hot Lizard

I spent an entire evening reading poems
By mentally retarded young women.
In the background of my living room
Frederic Chopin offered a waltz
While Marion Pinski shared "Give Me a White."
Much later, Franz Liszt matched his Liebestraum
To Beverly Opse's "Dream Me Hot Lizard."
I moved with the music, I moved with the words,
I moved when their arts intertwined.
Tomorrow think I maybe that will read poetry
come from where the write not mentally retarded is.
For now I can only think of "The Emperor's New Clothes;"
A fable we all can take to heart --
Whether dilettantes or serious in our art.

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Bad Poitree

is what i write
Bad Poetry
is my life
Bad Poetry
is my right>

Like you can help it...

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I want TBR

to do me hard>

You want 8" hard? Ok, I'll f**k you 4x, and punch you in the mouth. Oh
yeah, bring another lezzie [censored] for me too. I like to watch.

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What, ho!? Has she at last found her muse? This bit is actually

semi-intelligible!!>

It's as close to real poetry she's ever gotten.

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I have an Restraining Order of Protection from (in process).>

Don't listen to her [censored]. She tried that BS line a few too many
times. She even got her lezbo friend to chime in and say it was a hate
crime too. LOL Lezzies are usually pretty stupid, and she's no
exception.

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I spent an entire evening reading poems By mentally retarded young women.>

Her multiple pesonality disorder?

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I spent an entire evening reading poems By mentally retarded young women.>

Her multiple personality disorder?

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I spent an entire evening reading poems By mentally retarded young women.>

Her multiple personality disorder?

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Excuse me. May I have your name, address, and internet provider?
Unless, of course, you are whining majorly

name and address withheld upon request
to find out one must do her best

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In The Key of C,

i'm more of the Key of G...spot that is...kind of girl

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For a very major cause, and course, if you
Are not 1 of 4 people
I have an Restraining Order of Protection from (in process).

restrain, retrain, refrane...orders don't affect me.

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No, I think she's more the "That catholick priest, that catholick
priest, that Goddamn, MF'ing catholick priest" type.

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Are not 1 of 4 people

I have an Restraining Order of Protection from (in process).>

So tell us, that's at least 4 friends you've made already, how many
more on the horizon? How many more before you stop your BS? Don't you
think you've brought this on yourself?

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Bad Poitree

is what i write
Bad Poetry
is my life
Bad Poetry
is my right>

Like you can help it...

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I want TBR

to do me hard>

You want 8" hard? Ok, I'll f**k you 4x, and punch you in the mouth. Oh
yeah, bring another lezzie [censored] for me too. I like to watch.

i'll bring my hole sewing club and we'll f you cross eyed. 8" doesnt even
come close to my "warm up" implements. you're going to learn that thing you
sit on isnt just an exit.

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i'll bring my hole sewing club and we'll f you cross eyed. 8" doesnt even come close to my "warm up" implements. you're going to learn that thing you sit on isnt just an exit.

Gosh, this "Twittering" person seems to be getting quite nasty.
Shouldn't she be posting on some of the "adult" newsgroups instead?

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i'll bring my hole sewing club and we'll f you cross eyed.>

Sounds like a plan!

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8" doesnt even

come close to my "warm up" implements.>

Again, I can compensate.

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you're going to learn that thing you

sit on isnt just an exit.>

Oh I'm WELL aware of that, I know Charles.

Martha's passion is baked beans. It's a dish that she always enjoys.
But she's heard if you eat too many, you might make an embarrassing
noise. Now she eats more than ever. Enough to make all of you sick.
And she washes them down with pineapple juice..............cuz she loves
Hawaiian music!

There, was that bad enough?

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Bad Poetry

That's redundant, isn't it?

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Bad Poitree
is what i write
Bad Poetry
is my life
I want TBR
to do me hard
Bad Poetry
is my right

finally a deep and meaningful poem!!! Thanks Twittering. you're my girl. i
want TBR too!

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