Bad language while riding

Quoted message said:

Son then spake:

"Do you mind if I say something rather rude and insulting?"

I gave my consent.

"[censored]!"

I blame the parents.

Tim

Take comfort in the knowledge that if I were his mother, it may be that he'd
have come out with something far more colourful, had he heard what I've been
known to utter in similar circumstances ;-)

Cheers, helen s

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"Tim Hall" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"[censored]!"

I blame the parents.

LOL

pk

Tim Hall typed:

Quoted message said:

"Do you mind if I say something rather rude and insulting?"

I gave my consent.

"[censored]!"

I blame the parents.

Well taught, I'd say .. 😉

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Tim Hall said:

Son then spake:

"Do you mind if I say something rather rude and insulting?"

I gave my consent.

"[censored]!"

I confess to calling an HGV driver something far worse in the club "10"
last week. He overtook at the wrong moment, got caught up between a
very slow leisure cyclist and oncoming traffic and baulked me
completely. I lost 10-20 seconds and my finishing time was ONE SECOND
outside a 13 year old PB. I would have smashed it otherwise.

Tim Hall said:

Thursday night Mrs. Hall went off to pottery, Daughter has gone on
holiday, leaving me and son, aged 11, on our tod.

I suggested we go for a quick spin and he agreed. Tootling along the
A264 past Copthorne towards East Grinstead, we were passed by a bunch
of yoofs in a souped up old banger. Oh how hilarious as one of them,
a young lady, leant out of the window and yelled something
unintelligable, cxausing both of us to leap out of our skins. At first
I was minded to chase them down but thought better of it.

Son then spake:

"Do you mind if I say something rather rude and insulting?"

I gave my consent.

"[censored]!"

I blame the parents.

Tim

"How, [censored] for brains" thats what I shouted last Saturday at a passenger,
again female who decide it would be amusing to shout at me as they passed.
They later pulled into a pub car park where I took the opportunity to convey
my response. Another favourite of mine, reserved for males is "[censored] you,
[censored]"

Tim Hall <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

Thursday night Mrs. Hall went off to pottery, Daughter has gone on
holiday, leaving me and son, aged 11, on our tod.

I suggested we go for a quick spin and he agreed. Tootling along the
A264 past Copthorne towards East Grinstead, we were passed by a bunch
of yoofs in a souped up old banger. Oh how hilarious as one of them,
a young lady, leant out of the window and yelled something
unintelligable, cxausing both of us to leap out of our skins. At first
I was minded to chase them down but thought better of it.

Son then spake:

"Do you mind if I say something rather rude and insulting?"

I gave my consent.

"[censored]!"

I blame the parents.

Tim

The A264 has a high w***ker count, try Rowfant/Crawley Down next time!
just avoid the broken glass which seems to be a genetic trait for the
area.

On Sat, 03 Jul 2004 15:59:12 +0100, Tim Hall
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"[censored]!"
I blame the parents.

Clearly :-)

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"Zog The Undeniable" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

I confess to calling an HGV driver something far worse in the club "10"
last week. He overtook at the wrong moment, got caught up between a
very slow leisure cyclist and oncoming traffic and baulked me
completely...

This happens almost every day on my commute - it's always the same slow
cyclist wobbling all over the road and if I see that cyclist up ahead I will
try and stop vehicles overtaking me till i'm past her!

Tim Hall said:

Thursday night Mrs. Hall went off to pottery, Daughter has gone on
holiday, leaving me and son, aged 11, on our tod.

I suggested we go for a quick spin and he agreed. Tootling along the
A264 past Copthorne towards East Grinstead, we were passed by a bunch
of yoofs in a souped up old banger. Oh how hilarious as one of them,
a young lady, leant out of the window and yelled something
unintelligable, cxausing both of us to leap out of our skins. At first
I was minded to chase them down but thought better of it.

The other week I actually had someone shout the legendary, "Oi, mate,
your wheels are going round." I've often heard tell of this
screamingly funny and original piece of wit, but it's the first time
in (mumble mumble) years of cycling I've actually been on the
receiving end.

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Dave...

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Dave Kahn said:

The other week I actually had someone shout the legendary, "Oi, mate,
your wheels are going round." I've often heard tell of this
screamingly funny and original piece of wit, but it's the first time
in (mumble mumble) years of cycling I've actually been on the
receiving end.

My usual retort is "I've never heard that one before - you must be a
great wit to have thought it up"

Tony

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Quoted message said:

I suggested we go for a quick spin and he agreed. Tootling along the
A264 past Copthorne towards East Grinstead, we were passed by a bunch
of yoofs in a souped up old banger. Oh how hilarious as one of them,
a young lady, leant out of the window and yelled something
unintelligable, cxausing both of us to leap out of our skins. At first
I was minded to chase them down but thought better of it.

I was going around a mini roundabout straight on last week, when a car
driver from my left thought it would be a laugh to drive as close to
my left knee as he "gave way" to me. I muttered "[censored]" under my
breath and when he passed he leant on his screen washer, which must
have been misaligned on purpose as it veered far off to the left and
hit me on my safety glasses. I just laughed at his pathetic attempt at
intimidation.

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Simon M.

Tony Raven <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

Dave Kahn said:

The other week I actually had someone shout the legendary, "Oi, mate,
your wheels are going round." I've often heard tell of this
screamingly funny and original piece of wit, but it's the first time
in (mumble mumble) years of cycling I've actually been on the
receiving end.

My usual retort is "I've never heard that one before - you must be a
great wit to have thought it up"

Tony

My usual retort is the "I also have a car but at least I didnt buy
mine with a cheque-card."

This thread will run and run...

Hope this helps.
Dave

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Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

The other week I actually had someone shout the legendary, "Oi, mate,
your wheels are going round." I've often heard tell of this
screamingly funny and original piece of wit, but it's the first time
in (mumble mumble) years of cycling I've actually been on the
receiving end.

My usual retort is "I've never heard that one before - you must be a
great wit to have thought it up"

My usual retort is the "I also have a car but at least I didnt buy
mine with a cheque-card."

"They'll go square if Oi pedals haard enough!"

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Sue ];(🙂