Attention Gorilla Magilla

Ryan Cousineau <[email hidden]> wrote in
news:rcousine-4D3D42.22233217122007@[74.223.185.199.nw.nuvox.net]:

Quoted message said:

Your delusional ranting has attracted the attention of some prominent
cycling figure or another. He has extended an offer for you to examine
certain of his hematocrit records which are currently in the hands of
UCI anti-doping.

"I would like to extend the offer to meet or contact Anne Gripper,
head of UCI anti-doping, at my insistance. She has full capability of
releasing my blood records during my racing time. If Mr Gorilla
contacts me, I will set up a meeting with her - and I will give
permission to access my records."

"I would like to present Mr. Gorilla the tests, if he responds to me,
with a real name."

If you contact me via email, I'll put you in touch with him, whose
name you may or may not have guessed by now.

PS: No guarantees this isn't a ploy for him to get your real name so
he can come to your hometown and kick your ass. Indeed, if I thought
that was the motivation, I'd probably help him anyway. Not that I hold
any grudge against you or think you deserve an ass-kicking, it's just
that it would be really funny.

There wasn't really an "Anne Gripper" and "[censored] Pound" working at the
same organization at the same time was there? How on earth did they
ever get any work done. Everyone would have had to have been snickering
all the time at the though of Anne Gripper and [censored] Pound starting to
date, then getting married, and hyphenating so it would be [censored]
Pound-Gripper, or [censored] Gripper-Pound (and their daughter Ophelia).

Anyway, if I send my real name and e-mail address, can I examine
hematocrit records as well? After the above, [censored] and Anne are going to
come tune me up anyway, how bad can one more beating be?

--
Bill Asher

In article <[email hidden]>,

William Asher said:

Ryan Cousineau <[email hidden]> wrote in
news:rcousine-4D3D42.22233217122007@[74.223.185.199.nw.nuvox.net]:

Quoted message said:

Your delusional ranting has attracted the attention of some prominent
cycling figure or another. He has extended an offer for you to examine
certain of his hematocrit records which are currently in the hands of
UCI anti-doping.

"I would like to extend the offer to meet or contact Anne Gripper,
head of UCI anti-doping, at my insistance. She has full capability of
releasing my blood records during my racing time. If Mr Gorilla
contacts me, I will set up a meeting with her - and I will give
permission to access my records."

"I would like to present Mr. Gorilla the tests, if he responds to me,
with a real name."

If you contact me via email, I'll put you in touch with him, whose
name you may or may not have guessed by now.

PS: No guarantees this isn't a ploy for him to get your real name so
he can come to your hometown and kick your ass. Indeed, if I thought
that was the motivation, I'd probably help him anyway. Not that I hold
any grudge against you or think you deserve an ass-kicking, it's just
that it would be really funny.

There wasn't really an "Anne Gripper" and "[censored] Pound" working at the
same organization at the same time was there? How on earth did they
ever get any work done. Everyone would have had to have been snickering
all the time at the though of Anne Gripper and [censored] Pound starting to
date, then getting married, and hyphenating so it would be [censored]
Pound-Gripper, or [censored] Gripper-Pound (and their daughter Ophelia).

[censored] worked for WADA. Anne works for the UCI. Close, but your hilarious
fever-dreams don't seem to have worked out.

Quoted message said:

Anyway, if I send my real name and e-mail address, can I examine
hematocrit records as well? After the above, [censored] and Anne are going to
come tune me up anyway, how bad can one more beating be?

It occurs to me that after impertinently writing that previous para, it
could just as well be me that was plotting to kick Magilla's ass.

Except, you know, I'm weak and have trouble fending off my 15-pound dog,
and being a good Canadian boy, I don't even own a gun.

--
Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
"My scenarios may give the impression I could be an excellent crook.
Not true - I am a talented lawyer." - Sandy in rec.bicycles.racing

Ryan Cousineau said:

Your delusional ranting has attracted the attention of some prominent
cycling figure or another. He has extended an offer for you to examine
certain of his hematocrit records which are currently in the hands of
UCI anti-doping.

"I would like to extend the offer to meet or contact Anne Gripper, head
of UCI anti-doping, at my insistance. She has full capability of
releasing my blood records during my racing time. If Mr Gorilla contacts
me, I will set up a meeting with her - and I will give permission to
access my records."

"I would like to present Mr. Gorilla the tests, if he responds to me,
with a real name."

If you contact me via email, I'll put you in touch with him, whose name
you may or may not have guessed by now.

PS: No guarantees this isn't a ploy for him to get your real name so he
can come to your hometown and kick your ass. Indeed, if I thought that
was the motivation, I'd probably help him anyway. Not that I hold any
grudge against you or think you deserve an ass-kicking, it's just that
it would be really funny.

--
Ryan Cousineau [email hidden]://www.wiredcola.com/
"My scenarios may give the impression I could be an excellent crook.
Not true - I am a talented lawyer." - Sandy in rec.bicycles.racing

I would like the Gorilla's address as well but just to boot his garden
gnomes and heist his lawn orb.
Best,
Bill Black

On Tue, 18 Dec 2007 06:23:33 GMT, Ryan Cousineau <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Attention Gorilla Magilla,
Your delusional ranting has attracted the attention of some prominent
cycling figure or another, [ SNIP yadda, yadda, yadda ]

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

....I would like to present Mr. Gorilla the tests, if he responds to me,
with a real name...."

If you contact me via email, I'll put you in touch with him, whose name
you may or may not have guessed by now.

ATTENTION K-MART SHOPPERS
" Would the hairiest Hominidae in the store please immediately report
to the service desk to be IDed to the world."

gopher said:

ATTENTION K-MART SHOPPERS
" Would the hairiest Hominidae in the store please immediately report to
the service desk to be IDed to the world."

He's a cycling hominid so he shaves his legs right up to
the bikini line.

gopher said:

On Tue, 18 Dec 2007 06:23:33 GMT, Ryan Cousineau <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Attention Gorilla Magilla,
Your delusional ranting has attracted the attention of some prominent
cycling figure or another, [ SNIP yadda, yadda, yadda ]

Quoted message said:

....I would like to present Mr. Gorilla the tests, if he responds to me,
with a real name...."

Quoted message said:

If you contact me via email, I'll put you in touch with him, whose name
you may or may not have guessed by now.

ATTENTION K-MART SHOPPERS
" Would the hairiest Hominidae in the store please immediately report
to the service desk to be IDed to the world."

Well yeah, there is that risk. But my public promise here: I'm not
doing this to "out" the ape. If Magilla contacts me, I will not
disclose his name or email to anyone except Prominent Cycling Figure,
and (if he turns out to be Zak-Paul Gosselaar or someone interesting
like that). Well, I'm a bit of a blabbermouth, so I'd probably tell my
clubmate Jak. He doesn't read this newsgroup.

Also, I'm in the phone book, so I tend not to do stupid stuff online.
Well, not super-stupid. Right now I'm taunting a crank in rbt, but
it's starting to get sort of sad.

Ryan Cousineau said:

Also, I'm in the phone book, so I tend not to do stupid stuff online.
Well, not super-stupid. Right now I'm taunting a crank in rbt, but
it's starting to get sort of sad.

If you're going to mention something like this, provide a link.

--
Bill Asher

William Asher said:

Ryan Cousineau said:

Also, I'm in the phone book, so I tend not to do stupid stuff online.
Well, not super-stupid. Right now I'm taunting a crank in rbt, but
it's starting to get sort of sad.

If you're going to mention something like this, provide a link.

Fair enough!

<http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.tech/browse_frm/thread/
921e418d6cffd70d/638d47610e82648e?tvc=1#638d47610e82648e>

http://tinyurl.com/2whkrb

I think that will take you into the relevant thread, which is called
"Vortex Recumbent."

Shortly after I join the conversation, I suggest the crank should
build the wacky-races recumbent fairing he has conceived, and prove
its (purported over-unity) benefits to all of us at the IHPVA trials.
For my trouble, he calls me "Mister Crackpot" and accuses me of being
in league with "fascistic science."

It's great!

And then, you know, he likens me to Nazis.

Ryan Cousineau wrote:

<snip>

Quoted message said:

[censored] worked for WADA. Anne works for the UCI. Close, but your hilarious
fever-dreams don't seem to have worked out.

Sic transit gloria mundi

Quoted message said:

Except, you know, I'm weak and have trouble fending off my 15-pound dog,
and being a good Canadian boy, I don't even own a gun.

You probably own a hockey stick. When the Gramercy Riffs close on the
Rogues, some of the Riffs are carrying hockey sticks. Anyone can kill with
a gun, but to slay a man with a hockey stick takes panache.

--
Bill Asher

Ryan Cousineau said:

Shortly after I join the conversation, I suggest the crank should build
the wacky-races recumbent fairing he has conceived, and prove its
(purported over-unity) benefits to all of us at the IHPVA trials. For my
trouble, he calls me "Mister Crackpot" and accuses me of being in league
with "fascistic science."

Can't you bring global warming into the equation. That
always works in rbr.

In article
<rcousine-4D3D42.22233217122007@[74.223.185.199.nw.nuvo
x.net]>,

Ryan Cousineau said:

Your delusional ranting has attracted the attention of some prominent
cycling figure or another. He has extended an offer for you to examine
certain of his hematocrit records which are currently in the hands of
UCI anti-doping.

"I would like to extend the offer to meet or contact Anne Gripper, head
of UCI anti-doping, at my insistance. She has full capability of
releasing my blood records during my racing time. If Mr Gorilla contacts
me, I will set up a meeting with her - and I will give permission to
access my records."

"I would like to present Mr. Gorilla the tests, if he responds to me,
with a real name."

If you contact me via email, I'll put you in touch with him, whose name
you may or may not have guessed by now.

PS: No guarantees this isn't a ploy for him to get your real name so he
can come to your hometown and kick your ass. Indeed, if I thought that
was the motivation, I'd probably help him anyway. Not that I hold any
grudge against you or think you deserve an ass-kicking, it's just that
it would be really funny.

This is addressed to everyone in this thread promising
to serve up a super-sized portion of beat-down.
The gorilla is in the room; no need to talk; or temporize.
Let the games begin. This third person posturing is lame.

--
Michael Press

Donald Munro said:

Ryan Cousineau said:

Shortly after I join the conversation, I suggest the crank should build
the wacky-races recumbent fairing he has conceived, and prove its
(purported over-unity) benefits to all of us at the IHPVA trials. For my
trouble, he calls me "Mister Crackpot" and accuses me of being in league
with "fascistic science."

Can't you bring global warming into the equation. That
always works in rbr.

In that context, probably better to point out that coriolis will work to
negate any aerodynamic advantage unless there are counter-rotating vanes.
Of course, CR vanes are notoriously hard to use when counter-steering and
they make you slow way down in corners on a banked track.

--
Bill Asher

Michael Press said:

In article
<rcousine-4D3D42.22233217122007@[74.223.185.199.nw.nuvo
x.net]>,

Ryan Cousineau said:

Your delusional ranting has attracted the attention of some prominent
cycling figure or another. He has extended an offer for you to examine
certain of his hematocrit records which are currently in the hands of
UCI anti-doping.

Quoted message said:

"I would like to extend the offer to meet or contact Anne Gripper, head
of UCI anti-doping, at my insistance. She has full capability of
releasing my blood records during my racing time. If Mr Gorilla contacts
me, I will set up a meeting with her - and I will give permission to
access my records."

Quoted message said:

"I would like to present Mr. Gorilla the tests, if he responds to me,
with a real name."

Quoted message said:

If you contact me via email, I'll put you in touch with him, whose name
you may or may not have guessed by now.

Quoted message said:

PS: No guarantees this isn't a ploy for him to get your real name so he
can come to your hometown and kick your ass. Indeed, if I thought that
was the motivation, I'd probably help him anyway. Not that I hold any
grudge against you or think you deserve an ass-kicking, it's just that
it would be really funny.

This is addressed to everyone in this thread promising
to serve up a super-sized portion of beat-down.
The gorilla is in the room; no need to talk; or temporize.
Let the games begin. This third person posturing is lame.

--
Michael Press

D'oh. Sorry if it came off that way. I'm not suggesting that I either
expect or hope for Magilla to get beat up; Indeed, I wish him well:
he's funny! Sometimes.

But I'm offering to pass on his name to a third party. I believe they
have honorable intentions, but I've never met 'em 🙂.

PS: Magilla, I won't beat you up. Promise.

William Asher said:

Ryan Cousineau wrote:

<snip>

<snip><snip>
You probably own a hockey stick. When the Gramercy Riffs close on the
Rogues, some of the Riffs are carrying hockey sticks. Anyone can kill with
a gun, but to slay a man with a hockey stick takes panache.

--
Bill Asher

Wow - my vote for obscure reference of the year. Warrrriors, come out
and playayyyy.....

In article <[email hidden]>, William Asher <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Ryan Cousineau wrote:

<snip>

Quoted message said:

[censored] worked for WADA. Anne works for the UCI. Close, but your hilarious
fever-dreams don't seem to have worked out.

Sic transit gloria mundi

Quoted message said:

Except, you know, I'm weak and have trouble fending off my 15-pound dog,
and being a good Canadian boy, I don't even own a gun.

You probably own a hockey stick. When the Gramercy Riffs close on the
Rogues, some of the Riffs are carrying hockey sticks. Anyone can kill with
a gun, but to slay a man with a hockey stick takes panache.

Being Super Motivated helps too.

--
tanx,
Howard

Now it's raining pitchforks and women,
But I've already got a pitchfork...

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

Mike Bruno said:

William Asher said:

Ryan Cousineau wrote:

<snip>

<snip><snip>
You probably own a hockey stick. When the Gramercy Riffs close on the
Rogues, some of the Riffs are carrying hockey sticks. Anyone can kill with
a gun, but to slay a man with a hockey stick takes panache.

--
Bill Asher

Wow - my vote for obscure reference of the year. Warrrriors, come out
and playayyyy.....

Heh I was thinking of Dr. Hook. Poor Dave the Killer Carlson...

http://www.slap-shot.com/DrHookCast.jpg
http://www.slap-shot.com/goons.jpg

William Asher said:

Of course, CR vanes are notoriously hard to use when counter-steering and
they make you slow way down in corners on a banked track.

So Magilla rides a bike with CR vanes. QED.

"WeaselPoopPower" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Mike Bruno said:

William Asher said:

Ryan Cousineau wrote:

<snip>

<snip><snip>
You probably own a hockey stick. When the Gramercy Riffs close on the
Rogues, some of the Riffs are carrying hockey sticks. Anyone can kill
with
a gun, but to slay a man with a hockey stick takes panache.

--
Bill Asher

Wow - my vote for obscure reference of the year. Warrrriors, come out
and playayyyy.....

Heh I was thinking of Dr. Hook. Poor Dave the Killer Carlson...

Dave is a mess

Ryan Cousineau said:

Except, you know, I'm weak and have trouble fending off my 15-pound dog,

I have a 16-pound cat.