ass jimmies

czb said:

monkey butt, saddle sores, whatever....wtf is up with these nasty
animals that won't go away. i wash my shorts, shower. jfc these
things hurt. started a beastly climb today 2 hr west of tucson and
thought a freakin scorpoin was in my chamois, but NO it was an ass
jimmy pinched on the seat. i read that you use anti-acne medicine.
some woman on this site actually had the er balls to get the stuff cut
out and stitched! are you kidding me? who in their right mind it
getting a knife in there is fearless. there's gotta be a way to get
rid of these things without losing 2 weeks of riding.

Go to a dermatologist. It sounds more like moloscum contagiosum and
they have roots. You'll need to have them dug out. A lot of people get
them at health clubs and even from the pool at the local Y. They'll
spread if you don't take care of them and you can give them to others
just by touching. Children are very susceptable to them as well.

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www.schnauzers.ws

Ride-A-Lot said:

czb said:

monkey butt, saddle sores, whatever....wtf is up with these nasty
animals that won't go away. i wash my shorts, shower. jfc these
things hurt. started a beastly climb today 2 hr west of tucson and
thought a freakin scorpoin was in my chamois, but NO it was an ass
jimmy pinched on the seat. i read that you use anti-acne medicine.
some woman on this site actually had the er balls to get the stuff
cut out and stitched! are you kidding me? who in their right mind
it getting a knife in there is fearless. there's gotta be a way to
get rid of these things without losing 2 weeks of riding.

Go to a dermatologist. It sounds more like moloscum contagiosum and
they have roots. You'll need to have them dug out. A lot of people
get them at health clubs and even from the pool at the local Y. They'll
spread if you don't take care of them and you can give them
to others just by touching. Children are very susceptable to them as
well.

http://forums.teamestrogen.com/showthread.php?t=2799 more thoughts here.
Could be folliculitis too. Those things can be nasty.

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http://forums.teamestrogen.com/showthread.php?t=2799 more thoughts
here. Could be folliculitis too. Those things can be nasty.

Muther effer. I am SO glad I have no idea what y'all are talking about!

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Quoted message said:

monkey butt, saddle sores, whatever....wtf is up with these nasty
animals that won't go away. i wash my shorts, shower. jfc these
things hurt. started a beastly climb today 2 hr west of tucson and
thought a freakin scorpoin was in my chamois, but NO it was an ass
jimmy pinched on the seat. i read that you use anti-acne medicine.
some woman on this site actually had the er balls to get the stuff cut
out and stitched! are you kidding me? who in their right mind it
getting a knife in there is fearless. there's gotta be a way to get
rid of these things without losing 2 weeks of riding.

Soap and water?

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Quoted message said:

monkey butt, saddle sores, whatever....wtf is up with these nasty
animals that won't go away. i wash my shorts, shower. jfc these
things hurt. started a beastly climb today 2 hr west of tucson and
thought a freakin scorpoin was in my chamois, but NO it was an ass
jimmy pinched on the seat. i read that you use anti-acne medicine.
some woman on this site actually had the er balls to get the stuff cut
out and stitched! are you kidding me? who in their right mind it
getting a knife in there is fearless. there's gotta be a way to get
rid of these things without losing 2 weeks of riding.

Go see a doc. Cortizone shots provide instant relief.

You need to figure what works in the long-term to prevent them from popping
up again. Noxima as a chamois cream works for me. YMMV.

Change to clean shorts often if you're doing any kind of endurance event.

(PeteCresswell) said:

Per Ride-A-Lot:

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moloscum contagiosum

Some kind of virus?

Yes, but not treatable with antibiotics. My son got them from taking
swimming lessons at the Mount Laurel YMCA (which was a new facility).
He must of had 15 of them on his body. Each one had to be dug out and
then acid put on the spot. You want to talk pain? Then you have to
disinfect the shower after each time he uses it or he could have spread
it to my other son. It's harder for adults to get it, but not impossible.

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basically it's like a garden variety boil that is not yet a boil.
right where leg attaches to groin, underneath hamstring. nothing
really to lance per se, but you kind of have the feeling there is
voodoo going on in there.

i dunno. so yes for you smartass's soap and water is a goood idea. as
is dry, clean shorts, and so forth. got s100 coming up labor day and w
101 in july so riding a lot and need a solution/good advice.

the cortizone shots sound smart. open to any other recommendations

Have you tried an anti-fungal for jock itch? Put some Tinactin on it
before you go to the dermatologist. It worked for me, it's cheap, and
is a LOT better than scratching yourself bloody.

/s

Ride-A-Lot said:

(PeteCresswell) said:

Some kind of virus?

Yes, but not treatable with antibiotics.

No virus is treatable with antibiotics, despite the legions of morons
who go to their doctors and demand antibiotics for the flu.

CC

Per Ride-A-Lot:

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moloscum contagiosum

Some kind of virus?
--
PeteCresswell

czb said:

monkey butt, saddle sores, whatever....wtf is up with these nasty
animals that won't go away. i wash my shorts, shower. jfc these
things hurt. started a beastly climb today 2 hr west of tucson and
thought a freakin scorpoin was in my chamois, but NO it was an ass
jimmy pinched on the seat. i read that you use anti-acne medicine.
some woman on this site actually had the er balls to get the stuff cut
out and stitched! are you kidding me? who in their right mind it
getting a knife in there is fearless. there's gotta be a way to get
rid of these things without losing 2 weeks of riding.

Yeah, that was me. I'd tried *everything* else first. I had the normal
reluctance about having somebody take a knife to my crotch. But the
damned thing kept flaring up and every and every time it came back I'd
lose days of riding time trying to get it healed up. Getting it cut out
was no picnic, but it hurt less than the stupid cortisone injections
(they do use novacaine, ya know). Just don't look down while the doc is
cutting.

Kathleen

Per Ride-A-Lot:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Some kind of virus?

Yes, but not treatable with antibiotics. My son got them from taking
swimming lessons at the Mount Laurel YMCA (which was a new facility).
He must of had 15 of them on his body. Each one had to be dug out and
then acid put on the spot. You want to talk pain? Then you have to
disinfect the shower after each time he use

When I used to live in Waikiki's "Jungle" neighborhood, there was this old lady
in an apartment upstairs who was a retired dermatologist. Must've been in her
late eighties or early nineties - shacked up with some 35-year-old guy who
delivered pizzas for a living.

Anyhow, she used to give us hell day-after-day for going around barefoot.

Finally I'm starting to understand...
--
PeteCresswell

czb said:

i read that you use anti-acne medicine.

get a brazilian wax.

gabrielle

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czb said:

i read that you use anti-acne medicine.

get a brazilian wax.

gabrielle

Won't work unless you got a hairy ass.

Brazilian wax job looks better on a girl than a guy.

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czb said:

i read that you use anti-acne medicine.

get a brazilian wax.

gabrielle

Won't work unless you got a hairy ass.

Brazilian wax job looks better on a girl than a guy.

now how would you know that?

czb said:

monkey butt, saddle sores, whatever....wtf is up with these nasty
animals that won't go away. i wash my shorts, shower. jfc these
things hurt. started a beastly climb today 2 hr west of tucson and
thought a freakin scorpoin was in my chamois, but NO it was an ass
jimmy pinched on the seat. i read that you use anti-acne medicine.
some woman on this site actually had the er balls to get the stuff cut
out and stitched! are you kidding me? who in their right mind it
getting a knife in there is fearless. there's gotta be a way to get
rid of these things without losing 2 weeks of riding.

This reminds me of the movie Alien. Maybe after a few months of
incubation a giant ass jimmy will rip itself from your butt and reek
havoc on the planet.

Tell your doctor you have phthirus pubis. I think the medical
community has a fix for that.

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czb wrote:
> i read that you use anti-acne medicine.

get a brazilian wax.

gabrielle

Won't work unless you got a hairy ass.

Brazilian wax job looks better on a girl than a guy.

now how would you know that?

Ok, I've never saw a guy with a wax job for comparison.

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This reminds me of the movie Alien. Maybe after a few months of
incubation a giant ass jimmy will rip itself from your butt and reek
havoc on the planet.

Don't they come out of your chest?

It's "wreak" but I'm sure it would reek, too.

--
Phil, Squid-in-Training

Phil said:

Quoted message said:

This reminds me of the movie Alien. Maybe after a few months of
incubation a giant ass jimmy will rip itself from your butt and reek
havoc on the planet.

Don't they come out of your chest?

Then wouldn't they be called chest jimmies? I have to plead ignorance
on this one. I've never had ass jimmies. Googling the term returns
nothing about these little guys...

I wonder if HR Giger would be interested in showing us his rendition of
ass jimmies.