Armstrong's Chimeric Twin Found!

"B. Lafferty" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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.....Asashoryu himself has become a sumo legend by securing an
unprecedented seventh straight title at the Kyushu Grand Sumo tournament
which ended Sunday......
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Note that I made no mention of Armstrong at all. Apparently, you're
obsessed with Armstrong and doping. He's retired. Let it go, at least
until the next factual news story involving Armstrong and drugs.

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/msg/e4bcb103e9e3836a?hl=en&

"Carl Sundquist" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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.....Asashoryu himself has become a sumo legend by securing an
unprecedented seventh straight title at the Kyushu Grand Sumo tournament
which ended Sunday......
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20051130/sp_wl_afp/sumojpnbulkotooshu_051130033312;_ylt=Agm2QfFKgFG_uA77KPKCBq3FOrgF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

Note that I made no mention of Armstrong at all. Apparently, you're
obsessed with Armstrong and doping. He's retired. Let it go, at least
until the next factual news story involving Armstrong and drugs.

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/msg/e4bcb103e9e3836a?hl=en&

My sincerest condolences on your sense of humor reducing with age. Only a
Chimea could pull a seven straight winning streak. Just ask Dan Osipow. :-)

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.....Asashoryu himself has become a sumo legend by securing an
unprecedented seventh straight title at the Kyushu Grand Sumo tournament
which ended Sunday......
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20051130/sp_wl_afp/sumojpnbulkotooshu_051130033312;_ylt=Agm2QfFKgFG_uA77KPKCBq3FOrgF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

Note that I made no mention of Armstrong at all. Apparently, you're
obsessed with Armstrong and doping. He's retired. Let it go, at least
until the next factual news story involving Armstrong and drugs.

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/msg/e4bcb103e9e3836a?hl=en&

My sincerest condolences on your sense of humor reducing with age. Only a
Chimea could pull a seven straight winning streak. Just ask Dan Osipow.
:-)

It's not a reduction of sense of humor on my part.

It's your tiresome denial of your obsession w/ Armstrong and drugs.

"Let it go, at least until the next factual news story involving Armstrong
and drugs."

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"B. Lafferty" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

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> .....Asashoryu himself has become a sumo legend by securing an
> unprecedented seventh straight title at the Kyushu Grand Sumo
> tournament which ended Sunday......
> http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20051130/sp_wl_afp/sumojpnbulkotooshu_051130033312;_ylt=Agm2QfFKgFG_uA77KPKCBq3FOrgF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl
Note that I made no mention of Armstrong at all. Apparently, you're
obsessed with Armstrong and doping. He's retired. Let it go, at least
until the next factual news story involving Armstrong and drugs.

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/msg/e4bcb103e9e3836a?hl=en&

My sincerest condolences on your sense of humor reducing with age. Only a
Chimea could pull a seven straight winning streak. Just ask Dan Osipow.
:-)

It's not a reduction of sense of humor on my part.

It's your tiresome denial of your obsession w/ Armstrong and drugs.

"Let it go, at least until the next factual news story involving Armstrong
and drugs."

Now really, why do YOU conclude that it has to be about Armstrong and drugs?
Just because I made a chimeric reference? I thought it was a rather funny
juxtaposition of a thin cyclist and an obese chimeric twin--both topping
their sporting event 7 years running. Sort of like Arnold and Danny in the
film Twins. Lighten up Carl or it could be a long winter.

Actually it's not 7 years running. There are four major sumo
tournaments per year in Japan.

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Actually it's not 7 years running. There are four major sumo
tournaments per year in Japan.

Is the Kyushu Grand Sumo tournament run more than once a year?

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.....Asashoryu himself has become a sumo legend by securing an
unprecedented seventh straight title at the Kyushu Grand Sumo

tournament

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which ended Sunday......

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Note that I made no mention of Armstrong at all. Apparently, you're
obsessed with Armstrong and doping. He's retired. Let it go, at least
until the next factual news story involving Armstrong and drugs.

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/msg/e4bcb103e9e3836a?hl=e
n&

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My sincerest condolences on your sense of humor reducing with age. Only a
Chimea could pull a seven straight winning streak. Just ask Dan Osipow.

:-)

You've got too many miles on that joke. You're as obsessed with Armstrong
as Kunich is with you, me thinks. Oh, well...

I've heard that the ladies in Japan are quite hot on that fat-ass sumo
wrestlers. They're like gods in Japan. Talk about having your cake and
eating it, too!

No, it is run once a year, but there are also tournaments in Tokyo,
Osaka and Nagoya as well. However, there are three tournaments in
Tokyo each year, so I was in error--there are 6 major tournaments each
year.

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Actually it's not 7 years running. There are four major sumo
tournaments per year in Japan.

Is the Kyushu Grand Sumo tournament run more than once a year?

Kyushu is run once a year, but Asashoryu hasn't won it seven times in a
row. He's won seven titles in a row, including all six this year, by
winning in Kyushu.

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> .....Asashoryu himself has become a sumo legend by securing an
> unprecedented seventh straight title at the Kyushu Grand Sumo

tournament

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> which ended Sunday......
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Note that I made no mention of Armstrong at all. Apparently, you're
obsessed with Armstrong and doping. He's retired. Let it go, at least
until the next factual news story involving Armstrong and drugs.

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/msg/e4bcb103e9e3836a?hl=e
n&

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My sincerest condolences on your sense of humor reducing with age. Only a
Chimea could pull a seven straight winning streak. Just ask Dan Osipow.

:-)

You've got too many miles on that joke. You're as obsessed with Armstrong
as Kunich is with you, me thinks. Oh, well...

I'm afraid I wouldn't know about that. I kill filed him months ago. Life
is Good.

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I've heard that the ladies in Japan are quite hot on that fat-ass sumo
wrestlers. They're like gods in Japan. Talk about having your cake and
eating it, too!

Is there a Sumo sex manual? Talk about a high risk endeavor--for the women.

B. Lafferty said:

Is there a Sumo sex manual? Talk about a high risk endeavor--for the
women.

Why does Laura always get on top when the First Couple has sex?

On 12/01/2005 12:31 AM, in article
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No, it is run once a year, but there are also tournaments in Tokyo,
Osaka and Nagoya as well. However, there are three tournaments in
Tokyo each year, so I was in error--there are 6 major tournaments each
year.

Vague writing:

"Asashoryu himself has become a sumo legend by securing an unprecedented
seventh straight title at the Kyushu Grand Sumo tournament which ended
Sunday."

Did Asahoryu win his 7th straight Kyushu tournament, or did he just win his
7th straight tournament, and just happened to be at Kyushu?

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B. Lafferty said:

Is there a Sumo sex manual? Talk about a high risk endeavor--for the
women.

Why does Laura always get on top when the First Couple has sex?

So she can slap him a few times and tell him to listen up?

Are the old poseurs in the sport of sumo derisively referred to as
'masters thinnies?'

-RJ

Steven L. Sheffield said:

"Asashoryu himself has become a sumo legend by securing an unprecedented
seventh straight title at the Kyushu Grand Sumo tournament which ended
Sunday."

Did Asahoryu win his 7th straight Kyushu tournament, or did he just win his
7th straight tournament, and just happened to be at Kyushu?

It was a 7 victory row which happened to end at Kyushu. Sumo
wrestlers do not have so long careers, and Asashoryu started his
career in 99.

B