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  1. “Good discretion, smart taste you have, Puppy. Now
    About those other parts, your Opera, your
    Play ~ what they add up to say, listen
    Carefully, be sure ~

    I. Maintain your good work.
    II. Stay with the light!
    III. Anoint poignant “authors,” rather than admit them into The Lunacy.
    IV. Enjoin family and friends.
    V. Put your Opera, for a bit, on cruise control.
    VI. Let’s now go out chasing, get heated up for another trotter, terrorize on
    the glance outside with a precision for the good bite, when nothing differently
    makes dew.
    VII. So, like, know!
    VIII. Let’s Go! Pay attention ~ You’ve begun now to instill knowledge true.

    IX. But don’t forget! Include yourself.
    X. Understand?
    ~ Mum

    “Yes, m’am. I love
    You.”
    ~ Moi

    *
    “And that’s why the birds sang,
    Why she came, Mr.
    Robert Frost explained. The sign, the everyday
    Omen, too, explained, as I put down the book,
    The Norton Anthology, finished the final edition,
    While ~ John, that Sigh of Berryman, his
    Dreams Songs, said
    The rest.”
    ~ Moi

    “What’s done, what’s finished him, O
    Don’t you know? The Lunacy.
    The Truancy of Rescue.
    Meanwhile, keep an eye out for your
    Love for the Scotts ~ An argyle dog sweater,
    I saw, a West Highland Terrier, too!”
    ~ Mum

    “O that’s Bart ~
    A bud for Leonardo!”
    ~ Moi

    “Oui! Bart spoke out. Now,
    As for Leon, how’s about a Burberry trench
    Coat, perhaps. Or say, a Channel jacket,
    With pretty CC shiny buttons ~ What
    Do you say?”
    ~ Mum

    “Tres chic, tres expensive, yes,
    But O ~
    So handsome!”
    ~ Moi

    “So encouraging, so inspiring, surely,
    For a dog to succeed. If you approve, mon
    Cher, I’ll order from a dogalogue.
    As for Chang,
    I’ll check the web, I’ll hunt
    Down a fancy feline catalogue.”
    ~ Mum

    “O good. Whatever, Mother. Your artistic
    Sense, your ability, I trust. Your taste,
    Your belief in boosting self-esteem,
    I’ve never doubted.”
    ~ Moi

    “And your motherly love
    For Leonardo, too, I know so true.
    Care for another drink before dinner?”
    ~ Mum

    “Non, not yet.
    So faster, your disappearing beer
    Than lately mine. Your naked passion for me,
    For a hump on the floor, your hankering for darker
    [censored] of Moon Dance.”
    ~ Moi

    “Pupp?”
    ~ Mum

    “Yes, m’am?
    ~ Moi

    "Don't forget, the minds ~"
    ~ Mum

    "O mais oui!
    Listen up everyone! Ms.
    Linda Goldman wrote a great book,
    ‘Bart Speaks Out: Breaking the Silence
    Of Suicide,’ about what
    That Westie doggie, Bart, said
    When he spoke ~"
    ~ Moi

    “Spot, out, out! Damn ~ Big
    Shot got in that chocolate
    Bowl again, ate almost all those Hershey
    Kisses, silver foil and all ~ Bad doggie,
    Shoe, you!”
    ~ Mum

    ~ Ringy
    Ding-a-ling ~

    “O, that’s our visitor. Ms.
    Goldman, come on
    Down! Join us here en
    Morning Wood ~”
    ~ Mum

    “I have written this interactive story
    book, ‘Bart Speaks Out,’ for young children.
    It is my way of giving a voice to the silence
    of the subject of suicide in today's world.
    Throughout my research and collection
    of children's resources on issues of grief and loss,
    suicide is the only subject where I could not find
    a child's storybook or workbook.”
    ~ Ms. Linda Goldman

    *

    ~ zoom streak XC again ~

    “I got it, I couldn’t believe
    The shipping box contained two pairs of shoes.”
    ~ DonVon

    “I've reported you to Nike for stealing.
    Did they charge you double
    On the ‘advertising budget,’ too?’
    ~ Fab

    “They retail for less than any Asics flat.”
    Cheers,
    ~ DonVon

    What’s that?

    .... ~ zoom streak XC again ~

    “I got it, I couldn’t believe
    The shipping box contained two pairs of shoes.”
    ~ DonVon

    Non~ DonVon, that’s Ms.
    Annie Proulx, “The Shipping News,”
    From whom now a brief word
    We hear ~

    “’You ain’t got it dug yet?'
    The old man asked. ‘Not too swift,
    Are you? Not too smart. Shovel ain’t even sharp,
    I bet. How you got a woman a marry you
    I don’t know. You must got a shotgun on her.
    Must a hypatized her.’”

    ~ Annie Proulx,
    From “The Bunchgrass Edge
    Of the World”

    “Well I think only four people died of liver complications
    due to dutonin, which isn't a lot either
    compared to how many were taking it
    so it’s a point yes.”
    ~ sammi

    Good point.

    “Well this, with that header, you just have to laugh.”
    ~ sammi

    Please explain.

    “Eliminate the teen?
    Oh, never mind.”
    ~ sammi

    HEY!

    The facts are chequered.

    “Now it’s your turn to explain?”
    ~ sammi

    Nice jeans, I’ll lick’m!
    White knight says, “How about a rein
    Cheque, to finish this chess game.
    Let’s drop narrative today, go play.”
    To which Red King says, “Okay!”

    Meanwhile,
    Alice, crazy with anxiety and mock concern
    Over how her fragments
    Would fit together, get along sociably
    Together at this afternoon’s Tea Party
    Sits back exasperated, uncertain under no stretch
    Of the imagination...

    ....somewhere else,
    She was sure. Years of meditation
    On the subject of how it fits
    And how it lands...

    ~~ Slipin, slidin
    On by ~

    “By this time I had gotten the water
    Turned off, had two cups of coffee, was running at HIGH energy
    Levels, so I came in dumped 3 aspirin down with the last of my 2nd
    Coffee and went into a tailsping or as us model rocketeers say, I
    Pranged under Power.”
    ~ Starlord

    Once,
    The meteor shower just plain s-cks (like last year’s
    Perseids..).”
    ~ John den Haan

    &/ *
    Twang.
    Seen Chang, that sly, shy missing
    Hissing knowing
    Siamese cat
    Who wears Ed De Bono’s
    White Evening Top
    Hat?

    Justice, you top, I
    Zen.

    Wow. Now I bow.
    How’s that
    Form?

    Bow Wow Horse
    Play! Your house,
    Or mine? Or just ~ more
    Infinite Minds,
    Minding their morphic field marching
    Orders.
    Or perhaps ~
    The March
    Hare?
    _______
    Blog, or dog? Who knows. But if you see my lost pup, please ping me!
    <A
    HREF="http://journals.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo">http://journal
    s.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo</A>

  2. “Pupp?”
    ~ Mum

    “Yes, m’am?
    ~ Moi

    "Don't forget to give et all Ms.
    Goldman's link~"
    ~ Mum

    "O mais oui! And thanks so much, Ms.
    Goldman, for stopping by. O know ~ Do
    Tell Dr.
    Goodman hello, too! And here's Ms.
    Goldman's link ~

    http://users.erols.com/lgold/bart.htm

    O, too, Dr.
    Anita Gurian, too!"
    ~ Moi

    “Very good, mon cher. Now,
    Back to our business ~
    O, how do you dilate, do you use lube
    With this thing?”
    ~ Mum

    “Non. The process, it’s done in stages,
    And... “
    ~ Moi

    “Astroglide, yes, I fancy would be wise.
    And how long now since you abstained?”
    ~ Mum

    “From what? O, hm, well…”
    ~ Moi

    “O never mind. Now about the Ampèreheure ~
    High fire sings above Thee. So our hunger,
    To be fed, whipping
    Our darkness by the sea, now, try lifting,
    Try a pillow with me,
    While, cherishing me. See?”
    ~ Mum

    “O, oui! Like drinking, like a clock ~”
    ~ Moi

    “Non, puppy, not! Not like a [censored] ~”
    ~ Mum

    “Yes, Mum, I know what you mean, hear me
    Out! Like the tide advances ~ Spare parts, time,
    Of another time, when you drew me
    Aside from history.”
    ~ Moi

    “Oui, you got it, puppy. Now, never mind
    That history, rather I prefer now
    A time for our inclining, for me, you,
    Etc.”
    ~ Mum

    “Yes, mother, we’re in accordance,
    Please relax. Do not fear.”
    ~ Moi

    “Excellent. So, as I was saying,
    For Daiquiris ~ The frozen air, a fair, a lair for two!
    With your naked feet, your beautiful self stretched
    Flat on the riveted naked floor
    With Bach!”
    ~ Moi

    “O yes, Bach! The cantatas, a fugue,
    Or the Magnificat?”
    ~Moi

    “No matter, any will do. So moreover,
    Since many readers of your Opera ~ In ~ Progress
    Really like quotations, please be sure
    To include all the best minds.”
    ~ Mum

    “Yes, m’am. Been there, done that.
    People, my readers, are bored without more
    Ego tossed in there, too.”
    ~ Moi

    “Yes, that’s what I want, too.”
    ~ Mum

    "Mum? Where's that rabbit-headed
    Lever eScrew? A cork [Hi!
    Men?] ..."
    ~ Moi

    "Non!"
    ~ Mum

    "To pop!
    O, okay, sure. Whatever."
    ~ Moi
    _______
    Blog, or dog? Who knows. But if you see my lost pup, please ping me!
    <A
    HREF="http://journals.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo">http://journal
    s.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo</A>

  3. ....Or a cranberry-colored
    Burberry
    Argyle sweater,
    Or muffler?
    _______
    Blog, or dog? Who knows. But if you see my lost pup, please ping me!
    <A
    HREF="http://journals.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo">http://journal
    s.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo</A>

  4. ....make dew?
    What's that?
    _______
    Blog, or dog? Who knows. But if you see my lost pup, please ping me!
    <A
    HREF="http://journals.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo">http://journal
    s.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo</A>

  5. It's a shame to see a mind slipping slowly into insanity.

  6. ....Morning Wood,
    Morning dew, o
    Or a
    Mountain of tears?
    Or perhaps ~
    A poole of tears,
    A Mountain Dew [or Pepsi, too!]
    And a morning glory fenestration
    On the Cathedral's clerestory level ~
    Just a nice view,
    Albeit an imagined
    One...
    _______
    Blog, or dog? Who knows. But if you see my lost pup, please ping me!
    <A
    HREF="http://journals.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo">http://journal
    s.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo</A>

  7. Are you a moron, or an idiot? Or both? WTF is wrong with you? Lithium wear off?
    Go get some help, NOW!

  8. << Are you a moron, or an idiot? Or both? WTF is wrong with you? Lithium wear
    off?
    Go get some help, NOW! >>

    What? Now?
    Mon ~
    Day it is!
    Know ~
    What? Mow the lawn? O.
    How? Not now. But, O
    Those overgrown weeds....
    So many weeks!

    _______
    Blog, or dog? Who knows. But if you see my lost pup, please ping me!
    <A
    HREF="http://journals.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo">http://journal
    s.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo</A>

  9. "HarshCritique" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Are you a moron, or an idiot? Or both? WTF is wrong with you? Lithium wear


    off?

    Quoted message said:

    Go get some help, NOW!

    wow. that was harsh. good screenname.

  10. Quoted message said:

    wow. that was harsh. good screenname.

    Good critique too.

  11. Pretty [censored]!
    _______
    Blog, or dog? Who knows. But if you see my lost pup, please ping me!
    <A
    HREF="http://journals.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo">http://journal
    s.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo</A>

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