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  1. Went to college last night on me bike..... During the day it had snowed / rained / snowed / thawed /
    rained / snowed / froze.... My wife thought I was mental and she was soon to be a widow. Set out at
    1745 and could feel the road freezing even more (if that was possible) as I rode. The windchill was
    evil. Got to college about 10 mins later than normal. Most worrying things were 1. observing
    imbeciles trying to control a ton + of metal and 4 big rubbery things with no grip trying to
    progress in an orderly fashion, without showing any extra consideration for my presence (i.e. 6"
    away)...and 2. thinking about just how much worse it was going to be when I came out at 2100hrs.
    Arrived in one piece, much to my amazement and that of my classmates. Needed to spend a few minutes
    regaining feeling in my thumbs & fingers, despite winter gloves (the pain, the pain)... Left at
    2100, expecting to find my tyres frozen...frozen tyres on a frozen road - I was sure to be dead (or
    at the very best, severly injured) before the night was out....My mother (70) broke her wrist first
    thing slipping on ice outside her back door, my ex-wife was in hospital having potentially fatal
    brain surgery. Was I tempting fate too much to be number 3??. Anyway, tyres were strangely damp
    rather than frozen. Guess I must've picked up enough salt on 'em on the way in to prevent 'em
    freezing. I tested the tyres whilst pushing the bike across the frozen car park. On the very
    slightest hint of slipping. Rode home. A *LOT* less traffic and none of them trying to prove just
    how fast they are in potentially fatal conditions. The gritters had been out so the majority of the
    journey was reasonably safe, just 3 or 4 roads with sheet ice. Couldn't believe that I'd made it
    with (touch wood) no incidents at all....fell into the arms of my loving and much relieved (I hope
    ;-) wife, proclaiming "[censored] me!! I'm alive!!" Most fascinating things I saw were pavement cyclist
    having real problems (no lights, no reflective clothing., no chance - frozen pavements) and, a
    couple of hundred yards from home, I passed a guy going in the opposite direction who was obviously
    real hardcore - on the road, going at a fair old rate of knots, no lights, no reflective gear, no
    PPE (gloves, helmet/hat), overcoat on but open, billowing in the breeze. We exchanged the cheery
    wave and hello of a couple of kindred spirits but I bet he thought w*nk*, what with me taking it
    easy, lit up like a xmas tree, in fluoro/reflective gear, helmet and gloves ;-) All this on a 25 yr
    old racer with little skinny no grip (to speak of) tyres - Conti tourers if anyone's interested -
    Excellent!!.. Cheers y'all, take care and remember, it's an ice rink out there

    Dave. -Still alive- Done some stoopid things in my time

  2. "\(t'other\) Dave" <[email hidden]> wrote: ( Left at 2100, expecting to find my tyres
    frozen...frozen tyres on a frozen ) road - I was sure to be dead (or at the very best, severly
    injured) before ( the night was out....

    Point of information, Mr Chairman: frozen is not slippery. Ice is not slippery until it's almost
    warm enough to thaw. More precisely, ice itself is not slippery, it's the water that you get on the
    surface when it's either melting or so near to melting that it melts when you put it under pressure.
    That's why it's safer when it's really cold. We'd be better off without the Gulf Stream, at least in
    this small respect.

    It wouldn't do much for overwintering leeks and sprouts, though.

  3. (t'other) Dave <[email hidden]> said:

    *snip*

    Quoted message said:

    Most fascinating things I saw were pavement cyclist having real problems (no lights, no reflective
    clothing., no chance - frozen pavements)

    I decided to walk to swimming last night instead of riding, though I usually put in a few miles
    after an hour in the pool and often combine it with a trip to the Ur-Tesco as well. After half an
    hour of skittering around on the glassy pavements I concluded that the bike might have been easier
    on the main roads than walking on the pavements!

    Mind, the sight later on of a car (blue lights, body kit, you know the score) going into a sideways
    drift on a roundabout I ride round to get to the pool nearly convinced me the other way. There seems
    to be a larger than average number of maniacs round here.

    Regards,

    -david

  4. Like the t shirt said...well so far.

  5. "Geraint Jones" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    message "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    "\(t'other\) Dave" <[email hidden]> wrote: ( Left at 2100, expecting to find my tyres
    frozen...frozen tyres on a


    frozen

    Quoted message said:

    ) road - I was sure to be dead (or at the very best, severly injured)


    before

    Quoted message said:

    ( the night was out....

    Point of information, Mr Chairman: frozen is not slippery. Ice is not slippery until it's almost
    warm enough to thaw.

    And thats why you can drive perfectly well on frozen lakes in really cold places like canada is it?

    Quoted message said:

    More precisely, ice itself is not slippery, it's the water that you get on the surface when it's
    either melting or so near to melting that it melts when you put it under pressure.

    A science-lesson myth.

  6. "Geraint Jones" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    message "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    "\(t'other\) Dave" <[email hidden]> wrote: ( Left at 2100, expecting to find my tyres
    frozen...frozen tyres on a


    frozen

    Quoted message said:

    ) road - I was sure to be dead (or at the very best, severly injured)


    before

    Quoted message said:

    ( the night was out....

    Point of information, Mr Chairman: frozen is not slippery


    <snip> Wish I'd have known that yesterday morning...could've warned my mom before she slipped and
    broke her wrist, prolly wouldn't'a slipped then ;-) Dave

  7. (Geraint Jones) said:

    "\(t'other\) Dave" <[email hidden]> wrote: ( Left at 2100, expecting to find my tyres
    frozen...frozen tyres on a frozen ) road - I was sure to be dead (or at the very best, severly
    injured) before ( the night was out....

    Point of information, Mr Chairman: frozen is not slippery. Ice is not slippery until it's almost
    warm enough to thaw. More precisely, ice itself is not slippery, it's the water that you get on
    the surface when it's either melting or so near to melting that it melts when you put it under
    pressure.

    Frankly, my dear, this explains why it's possible to play curling on ice in Canada in conditions of
    -45 Celcius.

    Or, to put it another way, I conjure ye in the bowels of Christ to own that ye may be mistaken.

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke) jasmine.org.uk~simon

    'You cannot put "The Internet" into the Recycle Bin.'

  8. "(t'other) Dave" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

    <Couldn't believe that I'd made it with (touch wood) no incidents at <all.

    I wouldn't go out if that was my pre-ride thoughts.

    --
    Mark (MSA) This post is packaged by intellectual weight, not volume. Some settling of contents may
    have occurred during transmission

  9. "(t'other) Dave" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Geraint Jones" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    "\(t'other\) Dave" <[email hidden]> wrote: ( Left at 2100, expecting to find my tyres
    frozen...frozen tyres on a


    frozen

    Quoted message said:

    ) road - I was sure to be dead (or at the very best, severly injured)


    before

    Quoted message said:

    ( the night was out....

    Point of information, Mr Chairman: frozen is not slippery


    <snip> Wish I'd have known that yesterday morning...could've warned my mom before she slipped and
    broke her wrist, prolly wouldn't'a slipped then ;-) Dave


    On the other hand, could explain why I wasn't a'slippin' and a'slidin'....hhhmmm

  10. Simon "my dear" Brooke <[email hidden]> wrote: ( [email hidden]-
    spam.uk.invalid (Geraint Jones) writes: ) > Point of information, Mr Chairman: frozen is not
    slippery. Ice is not ( > slippery until it's almost warm enough to thaw. More precisely, ice ) >
    itself is not slippery, it's the water that you get on the surface when ( > it's either melting or
    so near to melting that it melts when you put it ) > under pressure. ( ) Frankly, my dear, this
    explains why it's possible to play curling on ( ice in Canada in conditions of -45 Celcius.

    Curling stones weigh about 40lb, and are supported on a fairly small annular surface, so exert
    considerable force on the ice. They move so freely because they skate on a thin layer of water. That
    having been said I admit that I have never tried to throw a stone on ice as cold as -45 Celsius.
    [I'm more a crown green bowler, really...] Competition ice is much warmer than that, but then the
    surface has to be pebbled with a fine spray of clean water to roughen it up a bit before you can
    control a stone at all well.

    ( Or, to put it another way, I conjure ye in the bowels of Christ to own ) that ye may be mistaken.

    You'll conjure me in nobody's bowels, laddy.

    Have you ever tried skating at really low tempteratures?

  11. In article <[email hidden]>, Geraint Jones

    Quoted message said:

    That having been said I admit that I have never tried to throw a stone on ice as cold as -45
    Celsius.

    I tried it once in Canada at -36 - I had so many clothes on it was almost impossible to throw
    the stone.

    --
    A T (Sandy) Morton Council Member for Area 4 Royal Caledonian Curling Club
    royalcaledoniancurlingclub.orgroyalcaledoniancurlingclub.org

  12. "Michael Green" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Like the t shirt said...well so far.

    Nah....like Prince sang....I've seen the future and it will be....

  13. "Geraint Jones" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    message "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Simon "my dear" Brooke <[email hidden]> wrote: ( [email hidden]-
    spam.uk.invalid (Geraint Jones) writes: ) > Point of information, Mr Chairman: frozen is not
    slippery. Ice is


    not

    Quoted message said:

    ( > slippery until it's almost warm enough to thaw. More precisely, ice
    ) > itself is not slippery, it's the water that you get on the surface


    when

    Quoted message said:

    ( > it's either melting or so near to melting that it melts when you put


    it

    Quoted message said:

    ) > under pressure. ( ) Frankly, my dear, this explains why it's possible to play curling on (
    ice in Canada in conditions of -45 Celcius.

    Curling stones weigh about 40lb, and are supported on a fairly small annular surface, so exert
    considerable force on the ice. They move so freely because they skate on a thin layer of water.

    Is it my server, or did you miss my answer? Its a science lesson fiction. Look at the Bad
    Science web site.

    ie. bollocks.

  14. "MSA" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "(t'other) Dave" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

    <Couldn't believe that I'd made it with (touch wood) no incidents at <all.

    I wouldn't go out if that was my pre-ride thoughts.

    --
    Mark (MSA) This post is packaged by intellectual weight, not volume. Some settling of contents may
    have occurred during transmission

    me neither ;-)

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