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anyone been a "bandit" in a parade?

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  1. First a definition: In a running race, if you just run without signing
    up or wearing a number you're called a *bandit*. It's not considered
    uncool in running circles, unless you win or do something else to affect
    the race.

    So, I was unicycling on an errand today and right down on the double
    wide, busy street two blocks from ours was a parade. It was on the far
    side of said street, and I turned onto the near sidewalk, going the
    opposite direction. Naturally, there were a bunch of people watching,
    and I got the usual "Mommy, look! A man on a unicycle!", but then one
    guy said "Hey! Are you in the parade?" I smiled and shook my head no,
    and he said "You should be!".

    Has anyone here ever just uni'ed into a parade and ridden in it? If it
    had been going in the right direction I'd have thought about it.

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  2. yup. i did that with the fourth of july parade in my town, though I went
    on the sidewalk and dodged pedestrians sometimes. it was pretty fun.

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    Fuego - Ride to Ruin, and a Red Dawn!

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  3. Yebbut,
    Dontcha wanna go *in* the parade?😎

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  4. Never in a parade, but once in a running race! 3 years ago I leave my
    dorm one saturday morning to do some riding, and whadaya know? A
    marathon's going on right outside my door! So I figured what the hey,
    and rode the last 16 miles of the race, cheering people on as I passed,
    offering them rides, and moving my arms back and forth in running
    fashion. That was a lot of fun.

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  5. I've never been a bandit in the way you describe. However, once, years
    ago, I was a bandit in a different way.

    Our club was trying to come up with a fun routine for the 4th of July
    parade and someone suggested we do a cops-n-robbers theme.

    I ended up riding in a striped prisoner costume. We had these big bags
    that had dollar signs on them. Basically the entire parade was the
    badits stealing the cash from the cops and then hiding it in the crowd.
    Then the cops would ride around chasing the badits and searching for the
    cash. The kids in the crowd loved it since they were often enlisted by
    either side to thwart the efforts of the other.

    -mg

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  6. yah I just jumped into a parade before, and it was sort of funny,
    because I was the thing that people wanted to see most, all of the
    people had never seen a unicycler in person, much less one wheelwalking.

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  7. Some time in my late college years in the early 80's, I took my Schwinn
    Giraffe down the Seattle Torchlite Parade route before the parade
    started but the crowd was already assembled.

    I had my face done in a clown white base and colored mouth & eyes
    (please forgive me for this, I was young(er) at the time). My pockets
    were stuffed with Tootsie Rolls that I threw to the kids. The crowd was
    very appreciative and supportive of my pre-parade antics.

    Whenever I UPD'd I would enlist an adult to assist in the remount, which
    was quite entertaining too.

    Steve (the ex-clown)

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