Any good Pope jokes?

"crit PRO" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Anyone?

Pope John Paul said he's worried about the declining number of priests in
the United States. On the other hand, it shows that our justice system is
working.

crit PRO said:

Anyone?

This thread is VERY offensive.

sincerely,

Pope Kurgan Gringioni I

Kurgan Gringioni said:

crit PRO said:

Anyone?

This thread is VERY offensive.

sincerely,

Pope Kurgan Gringioni I

I don't know, Dwarves that are into beastiality sounds like a springer
episode to me. Throw in a white trash Snow White who's [censored] 'cause
one of her men is cheating and you've got great show, especially when
Snow White starts kicking the [censored] out of the penguin and a PETA
protester jumps up on stage and starts beating on her, then the dwarves
freak on everybody.
Bill C

Bill C said:

I don't know, Dwarves that are into beastiality sounds like a springer
episode to me. Throw in a white trash Snow White who's [censored] 'cause
one of her men is cheating and you've got great show, especially when
Snow White starts kicking the [censored] out of the penguin and a PETA
protester jumps up on stage and starts beating on her, then the dwarves
freak on everybody.

Dunno. You have this done by Jonathon Winters with a bicycle pump as a
prop?

Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...

crit PRO said:

Anyone?

Give it a rest. The entire world is in mourning, and you're making
light of it. I understand that even President Bush has sent his
condolences to Mrs. Pope.

"Kurgan Gringioni" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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crit PRO said:

Anyone?

This thread is VERY offensive.

sincerely,

Pope Kurgan Gringioni I

With an attitude like that, I guess you will be entering the Pope Idol
contest to choose his successor.

Doug Thomas

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crit PRO said:

Anyone?

Give it a rest. The entire world is in mourning, and you're making light
of it. I understand that even President Bush has sent his condolences to
Mrs. Pope.

Not the entire world. Some are pleased he's gone on and are hoping for the
arrival of John XXIV.

Is it true that Jeff Probst is going to be running the election process
for the next pope?

Patricio Carlos said:

Is it true that Jeff Probst is going to be running the election process
for the next pope?

yes, and Carl Rove is secretly advising one of the cardinals...

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Are you really so dopey as to think that I actually wrote the joke?.

Of course not, I just wanted to call you a dumbass.

What, you needed an excuse?!?!? (heh)

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tanx,
Howard

Butter is love.

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

Kurgan Gringioni said:

This thread is VERY offensive.
Pope Kurgan Gringioni I

So the first papal decree will be the excommunication of any catholic
masters racers with a BMI over 20.

Bill C wrote:

Dwarves that are into beastiality sounds like a springer

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episode to me. Throw in a white trash Snow White who's [censored] 'cause
one of her men is cheating and you've got great show, especially when
Snow White starts kicking the [censored] out of the penguin and a PETA
protester jumps up on stage and starts beating on her, then the dwarves
freak on everybody.
Bill C

If you're into sadism, bestiality and necrophilia you're flogging a dead
horse....

Donald Munro said:

Kurgan Gringioni said:

This thread is VERY offensive.
Pope Kurgan Gringioni I

So the first papal decree will be the excommunication of any catholic
masters racers with a BMI over 20.

Dumbass -

Naw, you're not a Fattie until you're 25.

thanks,

Pope Kurgan Gringioni I