anti-cyclist blog

simpsonc said:

I haven't laughed this much for ages. Have a read of this blog I stumbled across - warning, you become a little bit depressed with the realisation that there really are people like this in the world.....

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Happy pedalling all.

Wouldn't you just love for this fat lard [censored] to drive up next to you and have a spray. I think kicking a hole into his door with your cleat would be an appropriate response. May be a little aggressive...at least he will die from a cholesterol induced heart attack 15-20yrs before I do - I call it natural selection.

could there be a reason the fat P.O.S is still single?? He thinks we look bad in our "cute little spandex shorts" yet, he drives a Saturn. He has to go home to mum and dads to do his laundry. Problem, we share the same star sign. 🙁

Yeah, bring on natural selection.

I tried to join to give him a spray, but I couldnt for some reason....😠

Now I know why you guys in the US have so many guns.

Did you notice that he recons he's a good looker [censored] PICTURE

mikesbytes said:

Now I know why you guys in the US have so many guns.

Did you notice that he recons he's a good looker [censored] PICTURE

wat a [censored]

LeojVS said:

Problem, we share the same star sign. 🙁

Can you change your star sign?

mikesbytes said:

Can you change your star sign?

I changed mine on the Monty Python website about 10 years ago. I got a certificate and everything!

jimmay2000 said:

I changed mine on the Monty Python website about 10 years ago. I got a certificate and everything!

I this guy wasn't so dangerous, he would be more of a joke than Monty Python.

Blah, Blah, Blah, so typical....Get a life looza....Spazzo probably cant even ride a bike... Effin Dropkick.

Mark

jimmay2000 said:

I changed mine on the Monty Python website about 10 years ago. I got a certificate and everything!

Ohh OOh, tell me how!!!!?? Whats the web site????

Thanks for the concern :p

LeojVS said:

Ohh OOh, tell me how!!!!?? Whats the web site????

Thanks for the concern :p

Here's the site, but I don't know if you still get the certificate ...
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jimmay2000 said:

Here's the site, but I don't know if you still get the certificate ...
pythonline.comindex.shtmlOpen ↗

This web site was blocked at work (actually my customer) ha ha. Had to wait till I was home.

simpsonc said:

I haven't laughed this much for ages. Have a read of this blog I stumbled across - warning, you become a little bit depressed with the realisation that there really are people like this in the world.....

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=39163098&blogID=125002232&Mytoken=FEA184C3-6570-4787-A20F7DEEB0ADA2F5571687765

Happy pedalling all.

I have seen this problem before.It is symptomatic of living in your parents basement and being deprived of sexual contact with other humans for about 35 years. They tend to eat only fast food and also develop "dickey-do disease" as a secondary ailment.
The victims of this disease become delusional and develop a feeling of self-importance as if anyone else really gives a rats a** about anything they think.
Unfortunately there is no cure so euthanisia is recommended.

jhuskey said:

I have seen this problem before.It is symptomatic of living in your parents basement and being deprived of sexual contact with other humans for about 35 years. They tend to eat only fast food and also develop "dickey-do disease" as a secondary ailment.
The victims of this disease become delusional and develop a feeling of self-importance as if anyone else really gives a rats a** about anything they think.
Unfortunately there is no cure so euthanisia is recommended.

Think you've covered all bases there. Damn, tried to have a look & the blog settings have been changed. Maybe *someone* did give the poor plonker a spray or two..! 😄