Another OGWGFIWRT Potential Recruit?

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Another "Old Guys Who Get Fat In Winter Racing Team" potential recruit? According to CN:

"The rumours are getting stronger that Italy's enigmatically popular Marco Pantani is on the verge
of retiring from cycling. The 33 year old has reportedly put on _20 kilos_, according to an
interview with his friend and Mercatone Uno team owner Romano Cenni in Tuttosport."

Imagine that much weight on a tiny guy line Marco. Whoa.

Dear Richard,

I'm sorry, we already have o fat, baldheaded nutcase whose mouth runs way ahead of his brain.

Regards,

Patrick O'Grady President-for-Life OGWGFIWRT

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Imagine that much weight on a tiny guy line Marco. Whoa.

No kidding. That's about a 35% increase in bodyweight. My guess would be 29% bodyfat, not factoring
loss of muscle mass. He needs to have a talk with LVM as soon as possible.

Patrick O'Grady said:

In article said:

Another "Old Guys Who Get Fat In Winter Racing Team" potential recruit? According to CN:

"The rumours are getting stronger that Italy's enigmatically popular Marco Pantani is on the verge
of retiring from cycling. The 33 year old has reportedly put on _20 kilos_, according to an
interview with his friend and Mercatone Uno team owner Romano Cenni in Tuttosport."

Imagine that much weight on a tiny guy line Marco. Whoa.

Dear Richard,

I'm sorry, we already have o fat, baldheaded nutcase whose mouth runs way ahead of his brain.

Regards,

Patrick O'Grady President-for-Life OGWGFIWRT

Ah, but it would be exciting watching Jan and Marco at a dinner together, no?

"Getten zee hanz offen meinen brats!" "I was-a reaching for-a the butter-a, I no wanna your-a
brats!" "Nicht mit taking allen der butter, hef ist meinen!" "Atsamatta you? You gott-a nothing to
putt-a the butter on-a!" "Ich esse der butter whole, ist zer gutt and I am growing boy!" "Yes, I-a
see that, yousa growing wider and-a wider alla the time!"

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Dear Richard,

I'm sorry, we already have o fat, baldheaded nutcase whose mouth runs way ahead of his brain.

Regards,

Patrick O'Grady President-for-Life OGWGFIWRT

How about a job for him driving the "O'Grady Cruiser" team bus/traveling microbrewery he seems to
have considerable skill in the area of creating press coverage for "exciting" driving. You're
gonna have to wait a few more years for that German application to come in, he might make for a
good fill-in in the meantime. Helpfully Bill C

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Imagine that much weight on a tiny guy line Marco. Whoa.

No kidding. That's about a 35% increase in bodyweight. My guess would be 29% bodyfat, not
factoring loss of muscle mass. He needs to have a talk with LVM as soon as possible.

It's all muscle!

I heard he's been working out with Barry Bonds and Barry's personal trainer.

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Patrick O'Grady said:

In article said:

Another "Old Guys Who Get Fat In Winter Racing Team" potential recruit? According to CN:

"The rumours are getting stronger that Italy's enigmatically popular Marco Pantani is on the
verge of retiring from cycling. The 33 year old has reportedly put on _20 kilos_, according to an
interview with his friend and Mercatone Uno team owner Romano Cenni in Tuttosport."

Imagine that much weight on a tiny guy line Marco. Whoa.

Dear Richard,

I'm sorry, we already have o fat, baldheaded nutcase whose mouth runs way ahead of his brain.

Regards,

Patrick O'Grady President-for-Life OGWGFIWRT

But do you have a fat, baldheaded nutcase whose mouth runs way ahead of his pinned back ears????

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Another "Old Guys Who Get Fat In Winter Racing Team" potential

recruit?

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According to CN:

"The rumours are getting stronger that Italy's enigmatically

popular

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Marco Pantani is on the verge of retiring from cycling. The 33

year old

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has reportedly put on _20 kilos_, according to an interview with

his

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friend and Mercatone Uno team owner Romano Cenni in Tuttosport."

Imagine that much weight on a tiny guy line Marco. Whoa.

Dear Richard,

I'm sorry, we already have a fat, baldheaded nutcase whose mouth

runs way

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ahead of his brain.

As far as I've been able to tell that comprises the entire membership. Otherwise I might be tempted
to join if I weren't so thin and handsome.

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"Getten zee hanz offen meinen brats!" "I was-a reaching for-a the butter-a, I no wanna your-a
brats!" "Nicht mit taking allen der butter, hef ist meinen!" "Atsamatta you? You gott-a nothing to
putt-a the butter on-a!" "Ich esse der butter whole, ist zer gutt and I am growing boy!" "Yes, I-a
see that, yousa growing wider and-a wider alla the time!"

I can see it now. Marco with a stick of butter on a stick - a butter popcicle.

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Dear Richard,

I'm sorry, we already have a fat, baldheaded nutcase whose mouth

runs way

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ahead of his brain.

As far as I've been able to tell that comprises the entire membership. Otherwise I might be
tempted to join if I weren't so thin and handsome.

Tom, when you pay a woman $20 don't expect to get an honest appraisal.

-WG

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"Getten zee hanz offen meinen brats!" "I was-a reaching for-a the butter-a, I no wanna your-a
brats!" "Nicht mit taking allen der butter, hef ist meinen!" "Atsamatta you? You gott-a nothing
to putt-a the butter on-a!" "Ich esse der butter whole, ist zer gutt and I am growing boy!"
"Yes, I-a see that, yousa growing wider and-a wider alla the time!"

I can see it now. Marco with a stick of butter on a stick - a butter popcicle.

Me: "What's your favorite snack?" My friend: "Butter..."

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tanx, Howard

"Danger, you haven't seen the last of me!"
"No, but the first of you turns my stomach!"
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remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

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Another "Old Guys Who Get Fat In Winter Racing Team" potential

recruit?

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According to CN:

"The rumours are getting stronger that Italy's enigmatically

popular

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Marco Pantani is on the verge of retiring from cycling. The 33

year old

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has reportedly put on _20 kilos_, according to an interview with

his

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friend and Mercatone Uno team owner Romano Cenni in Tuttosport."

Imagine that much weight on a tiny guy line Marco. Whoa.

Dear Richard,

I'm sorry, we already have a fat, baldheaded nutcase whose mouth

runs way

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ahead of his brain.

As far as I've been able to tell that comprises the entire membership. Otherwise I might be
tempted to join if I weren't so thin and handsome.

Oi, Tom,

Of course we're all blimpy, skinheaded loonies with severe mouth-brain disconnect disorder. This
ensures continuity of leadership should any single member of the OGWGFIWRT leadership be targeted by
al-Qaeda, or worse, an untipped bartender.

Cheers,

Patrick O'Grady Fatso-in-Chief (Undisclosed Location) OGWGFIWRT

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In article <[email hidden]>, Richard Adams <[email hidden]> wrote:

> Another "Old Guys Who Get Fat In Winter Racing Team" potential

recruit?

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> According to CN:
>
> "The rumours are getting stronger that Italy's enigmatically

popular

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> Marco Pantani is on the verge of retiring from cycling. The 33

year old

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> has reportedly put on _20 kilos_, according to an interview with

his

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> friend and Mercatone Uno team owner Romano Cenni in Tuttosport."
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> Imagine that much weight on a tiny guy line Marco. Whoa.

Dear Richard,

I'm sorry, we already have a fat, baldheaded nutcase whose mouth

runs way

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ahead of his brain.

As far as I've been able to tell that comprises the entire membership. Otherwise I might be
tempted to join if I weren't so thin and handsome.

Oi, Tom,

Of course we're all blimpy, skinheaded loonies with severe mouth-brain disconnect disorder. This
ensures continuity of leadership should any single member of the OGWGFIWRT leadership be targeted
by al-Qaeda, or worse, an untipped bartender.

Cheers,

Patrick O'Grady Fatso-in-Chief (Undisclosed Location) OGWGFIWRT

Bush was in an undisclosed location yesterday as well. Did you run into him?

Patrick O'Grady said:

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In article <[email hidden]>, Richard Adams <[email hidden]> wrote:

>Another "Old Guys Who Get Fat In Winter Racing Team" potential

recruit?

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> According to CN:
>
>"The rumours are getting stronger that Italy's enigmatically

popular

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>Marco Pantani is on the verge of retiring from cycling. The 33

year old

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>has reportedly put on _20 kilos_, according to an interview with

his

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>friend and Mercatone Uno team owner Romano Cenni in Tuttosport."
>
>Imagine that much weight on a tiny guy line Marco. Whoa.

Dear Richard,

I'm sorry, we already have a fat, baldheaded nutcase whose mouth

runs way

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ahead of his brain.

As far as I've been able to tell that comprises the entire membership. Otherwise I might be
tempted to join if I weren't so thin and handsome.

Oi, Tom,

Of course we're all blimpy, skinheaded loonies with severe mouth-brain disconnect disorder. This
ensures continuity of leadership should any single member of the OGWGFIWRT leadership be targeted
by al-Qaeda, or worse, an untipped bartender.

Cheers,

Patrick O'Grady Fatso-in-Chief (Undisclosed Location) OGWGFIWRT

Just bought a bike for the bartender, that should keep that angle covered.

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In article <[email hidden]>, Richard Adams <[email hidden]> wrote:

> Another "Old Guys Who Get Fat In Winter Racing Team" potential

recruit?

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> According to CN:
>
> "The rumours are getting stronger that Italy's enigmatically

popular

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> Marco Pantani is on the verge of retiring from cycling. The 33

year old

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> has reportedly put on _20 kilos_, according to an interview

with

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his

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> friend and Mercatone Uno team owner Romano Cenni in

Tuttosport."

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> Imagine that much weight on a tiny guy line Marco. Whoa.

Dear Richard,

I'm sorry, we already have a fat, baldheaded nutcase whose mouth

runs way

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ahead of his brain.

As far as I've been able to tell that comprises the entire

membership.

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Otherwise I might be tempted to join if I weren't so thin and handsome.

Oi, Tom,

Of course we're all blimpy, skinheaded loonies with severe

mouth-brain

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disconnect disorder. This ensures continuity of leadership should

any

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single member of the OGWGFIWRT leadership be targeted by al-Qaeda,

or

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worse, an untipped bartender.

Cheers,

Patrick O'Grady Fatso-in-Chief (Undisclosed Location) OGWGFIWRT

I got roped into going to a Warren Miller ski flick last weekend and the "star" of the film was some
guy with a 12" blue Mohawk that he would grease straight up and ski that way.

I sort of have this picture of you as looking like that but with a lot of tatoos and hardware
attached to unlikely places on your body - you know, sort of a nice-guy twin of Adam.

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>In article <[email hidden]>, Richard Adams <[email hidden]> wrote:
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>>Another "Old Guys Who Get Fat In Winter Racing Team" potential

recruit?

>> According to CN:
>>
>>"The rumours are getting stronger that Italy's enigmatically

popular

>>Marco Pantani is on the verge of retiring from cycling. The 33

year old

>>has reportedly put on _20 kilos_, according to an interview

with

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his

>>friend and Mercatone Uno team owner Romano Cenni in

Tuttosport."

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>>Imagine that much weight on a tiny guy line Marco. Whoa.
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>Dear Richard,
>
>I'm sorry, we already have a fat, baldheaded nutcase whose mouth

runs way

>ahead of his brain.

As far as I've been able to tell that comprises the entire

membership.

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Otherwise I might be tempted to join if I weren't so thin and handsome.

Oi, Tom,

Of course we're all blimpy, skinheaded loonies with severe

mouth-brain

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disconnect disorder. This ensures continuity of leadership should

any

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single member of the OGWGFIWRT leadership be targeted by al-Qaeda,

or

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worse, an untipped bartender.

Cheers,

Patrick O'Grady Fatso-in-Chief (Undisclosed Location) OGWGFIWRT

I got roped into going to a Warren Miller ski flick last weekend and the "star" of the film was
some guy with a 12" blue Mohawk that he would grease straight up and ski that way.

The next Warren Miller film is out, eh? Well, I guess it's about the right time of year. I
should check the local listings for this. It would be rather cool if someone did films like this
for cycling.

The Mohawk is probably sported by Scott Plank, a recurring star of Warren's films.

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I sort of have this picture of you as looking like that but with a lot of tatoos and hardware
attached to unlikely places on your body - you know, sort of a nice-guy twin of Adam.

See a picture of the OFG at maddogmedia.commaddogmedia.comOpen ↗

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See a picture of the OFG at maddogmedia.commaddogmedia.comOpen ↗

I know for a fact that can't be Patrick because he doesn't have a beer in his hand.