Another Limeric

There was a young man in a white van Who thought smoke and drive fast I can Alas he dropped his [censored]
It landed on his ball bag And now he's more woman than man

Pete

Try these:

First one with a moral,

There once was a cyclist called Frannie Who went cycling and never wore any She met up with Rich
(The guy with the itch) And now they have one child too many

A technical one,

That lovely young cyclist called Jane (The one with the e-las-tic chain) When she came back home
From the French velodrome She sprang back just as quick as she came

A sporting one,

There was a young cyclist called Lance Who took his bi-cycle to France So fast did he ride That
however they tried The rest never had any chance

And finally another moral,

There once was a cyclist called Scooter Who constantly watched his computer Never saw the big truck
That crushed him to muck So watch out for the traffic in future

Paddy