another fake asthmatic

Keep up dude. That cyclingnews.com article is two weeks old.

"MagillaGorilla" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=features/2008/petacchi_suspension_may08

I like how the reporter - Susan Westemeyer - demonstrates her objectivity
by referring to Pettachi as "Ale-Jet."

Maybe Pettachi should have asked Perriero how much of his inhaler to take
to get maximum performance without getting caught?

Magilla

Here, the following is from May 16th....

Rock Racing announced Friday evening that it has been in contact with
Alessandro Petacchi ever since Milram terminated its contract with the
sprinter. "Every so-called drug breach is going to be celebrated," said
Rock Racing spokesperson Joe Spokesperson, the team's spokesperson. At the
team presentation in January, Spokesperson announced that the team policy
was "An immediate suspension in case of a doping suspicion means more
publicity for Rock Racing when we get another doper to join the Rock."

The CAS ruled on May 6th that Petacchi did not cheat (wink wink) or abuse
(wink wink) his asthma medication Salbutamol, but that he was nevertheless
in breach of UCI anti-doping regulations. It ordered him suspended for one
year, and said that he was to call Michael Ball directly. Michael Ball
could not be reached for comment because he was too busy trying to build an
all womens team around convict Marianne Jones, former body builder Tammy
Thomas, and a female midget named Fireplug.

Also Michael Ball's spokesperson said that he'd be hiring a laughing German
midget and camel to be a symbol for the future of Rock Racing. Rock Racing
will be officially releasing the following video clip in the very near
future after they finalize the contract with the laughing German midget.

With All My Love,
Carmella the Roach Killer

"MagillaGorilla" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=features/2008/petacchi_suspension_may08

I like how the reporter - Susan Westemeyer - demonstrates her objectivity
by referring to Pettachi as "Ale-Jet."

Maybe Pettachi should have asked Perriero how much of his inhaler to take
to get maximum performance without getting caught?

Magilla

MagillaGorilla said:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=features/2008/petacchi_suspens...

I like how the reporter - Susan Westemeyer - demonstrates her
objectivity by referring to Pettachi as "Ale-Jet."

Maybe Pettachi should have asked Perriero how much of his inhaler to
take to get maximum performance without getting caught?

Magilla

dumbass

this is a classic example of how stupid cycling people are.

petacchi's case was dismissed by the cycling bosses but like basso he
got punked by CONI. could you imagine this happening to lebron james ?

what next ? the DMV and IRS catching dopers ?

Amit Ghosh said:

what next ? the DMV and IRS catching dopers ?

Out resident SLAVE would say the IRS has been expanded so much they need
to start outsourcing themselves.

Amit Ghosh said:

MagillaGorilla said:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=features/2008/petacchi_suspens...

I like how the reporter - Susan Westemeyer - demonstrates her
objectivity by referring to Pettachi as "Ale-Jet."

Maybe Pettachi should have asked Perriero how much of his inhaler to
take to get maximum performance without getting caught?

Magilla

dumbass

this is a classic example of how stupid cycling people are.

petacchi's case was dismissed by the cycling bosses but like basso he
got punked by CONI. could you imagine this happening to lebron james ?

what next ? the DMV and IRS catching dopers ?

The Italian Cycling Federation is one of the most corrupt federations
there is.

Actually the CAS is the one who busted Pettachi. In Basso's case, his
case never went to arbitration - he simply confessed and got a 2 year
suspension once they started talking about DNA testing.

Pettachi is a doper anyway. Just like all the other "asthmatic" pros.
Exercised-induced asthma....if Lyle Alzedo were alive today he would
even laugh at that one.

That's right up there with muscle-fatigued football players who need to
take steroids to help them with their muscle weakness condition.

Magilla